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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
Taddy stated: I set them keeping tabs on the Roseworthy possums, to get
rid of harry Butler ideas (yes, that long ago) and discover that happy furry cuddly native animals were lethal hateful spitting beasts with five razor blades on each hand and every one aimed at you. You had to teach people at uni level that possums are nasty SOB's????? OZ is a very strange place. Everyone here knows that from childhood on.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
katysails wrote:
You had to teach people at uni level that possums are nasty SOB's????? OZ is a very strange place. Everyone here knows that from childhood on.... I've known a few city boys who didn't know, wouldn't believe it when told, and had to find out the hard way. Most recently a neighbor who tried to pick up a "dead" possum he found on his porch (the thing had come up there to eat his dog's food) and had to get stitches plus a tetanus shot. If that's not scary enough, his insurance company refused to pay for a rabies shot series and he shrugged it off... DSK |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
Doug related: If that's not scary enough, his insurance company refused
to pay for a rabies shot series and he shrugged it off... He didn't kill the thing and lop off its' head for the State to examine????I don't go near a "dead" possum without a shovel in my hands..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
katysails wrote: Taddy stated: I set them keeping tabs on the Roseworthy possums, to get rid of harry Butler ideas (yes, that long ago) and discover that happy furry cuddly native animals were lethal hateful spitting beasts with five razor blades on each hand and every one aimed at you. You had to teach people at uni level that possums are nasty SOB's????? OZ is a very strange place. Everyone here knows that from childhood on.... A:Yes. B:Yes. C:At last, an area where the US education system works well (?) At the time, the top-rating show was Harry butler "In the Wild", a softer, gentler and more intelligent forerunner of the Crocodile Hunter. In each show, Harry B would shove his hand into all sorts of horrible holes and pull out some bitey scratchy sublethal or wholly lethal furry rodent or lizard or snake with comments like "look at this little fella" and said lethal fella would look appropriately cute as Harry B communed with it. Mind you, being shoved in a freezer for a few minutes before being placed under some rock before filming assisted in developing an amenable personailty in the wildlife. The first-year students, half fresh out of school, had a lot of unlearning to do. (BTW if you visit Oz, just remember, before picking up a venomous snake, large fanged monitor lizard,toothy water rat (mandatory sailing content), slashing possum or piddling koala, check that it's been in the freezer beforehand so that its true personality shines through while you handle it) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
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too busy steering? She didn't want any. Said she needed more tan.
Scotty "katysails" wrote in message ... Lisa gooped me up with lotsa sunblock, but she got burnt Why didn't you reciprocate? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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funny how the weak-kneed pussy fem liberals always whimper about normal
people ''needing'' GUNS. Who said anything about 'needing' a gun? Don't fear the GUN. guns are fun. they're a useful tool. get over your fears. SV .... On 21 Jun 2004 10:31:12 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this crap: Nope, I was taught how to sew and that only weak people needed guns. |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
katysails wrote:
He didn't kill the thing and lop off its' head for the State to examine???? Nope. he tried to pick it up, it tore the beejeezus out of him (lucky it didn't get his neck), and he dropped it (of course) and it ran off into the woods. That was idiotic enough, but to shrug off the possibility of rabies is moronic IMHO. It's been too long since "Old Yeller" was aired.... ... I don't go near a "dead" possum without a shovel in my hands..... I keep a small stock .22 shorts for just such occasions (and of course, a shovel). Nobody misses a 'possum except possibly the owls. What's even funnier is the reaction of these suburban geniuses to the presence (or even the mention) of snakes. DSK |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
"Flying Tadpole" wrote: FYI Toads used to be pithed for frankensteinian biology experiments, particularly dealing with hearts and nervous systems. Take one live toad, preferably a cane toad, hold firmly by the back legs so that it doesn't fly across the laboratory on the up swing, swing around one's head then bring it down hard so that the head cracks against the edge of the laboratory bench (not so hard that its head snaps off and flies across the laboratory). Toad should be unconscious or dead after that. Ignore movement. Sever the backbone at the neck then with a probe push up the spinal nerve conduit and pulp the spinal nerve and the cerebellum. Ignore movement while doing so. Dissect out the heart, suspend between supports, flood with saline and apply various stimulants. Watch it beat. dissect out other bits of nerve and muscle, apply electrodes, charge, watch responses. The most revolting thing I was forced to do as an innocent student. We had to bring in our own frogs for that class. My partner brought in a dead, dry, perfectly flattened sample of road kill. We had a heck of a time making the abdominal cut on that sucker and commenced giggling...our biology teacher was pithed. Seahag |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
Taddy related:
(BTW if you visit Oz, just remember, before picking up a venomous snake, large fanged monitor lizard,toothy water rat (mandatory sailing content), slashing possum or piddling koala, check that it's been in the freezer beforehand so that its true personality shines through while you handle it) That's ok...we don't refrigerate our skunks...or our porcupines...and you'd be hard pressed to find a freezer big enough to stick a Michigan brown bear in, let alone the argument that would ensue over the stuffing...the coyotes are reclusive enough in Michigan that most never see one, but you do hear them at night...i'm sure there's a fool out there that would think they're cuddly...and then there's the Mississauga rattler who does like to hide in the leaves and doesn't make a very large sound so you get bit about the same time you hear the rattle....we just let idiots go out there and become more projects for the Darwin Award people.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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