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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
OzOne wrote: On 22 Jun 2004 11:10:12 GMT, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: "Peter Wiley" wrote Field trips involved mandatory drinking every night followed by crack tough crowd. Begs the question....If you woke up naked with a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone. I don't know, Oz, but I reckon he would have been buggered without it. (mandatory 18thC sailing content) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
I thought stupid **** like that only happened here. The crim, his lawyer,
and the judge should all be shot. good riddance, I say. Time to clean up this world! -- Scott Vernon Plowville PA __/)__/)__ OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 08:32:43 +0930, Flying Tadpole scribbled thusly: That too. Public liability insurance payouts have been so huge that insurance is impossible to get now for a whole lot of things, and if i dug a bit, I'm sure I could find you cases where someone (probably a burglar attempting a break and enter) was awarded hundreds of thousands of doallrs because they slipped and strained their ankle on an apple core from a fruit tree in a backyard somewhere. This sort of litigation we picked up from the world's best teachers. I'll give you one example. A burglar was trying to break into a friends home. Climbed a pipe andopened the 1st floor bathroom window. Stuck his arm through and it was immediately latched onto by the resident Doberman. Burglar threw his other arm up and smashed thru the glass severely cutting his wrist and arm. He let go and fell to the ground, tearing his hand from the clenched jaws of the dog and losing IIRC two fingers in the process. The fall broke numerous bones and did other damage. My friend was sued by the crim for having a dangerous dog, won the case and was granted substantial compensation. One can only hope that he stuck it all into his arm and justice was done! The dogs life was saved on appeal. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 08:35:34 +0930, Flying Tadpole scribbled thusly: Begs the question....If you woke up naked with a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone. I don't know, Oz, but I reckon he would have been buggered without it. (mandatory 18thC sailing content) Seems to me he was buggered with it. do you think about this often? -- Scott Vernon Plowville PA __/)__/)__ |
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the confined quarters and absence of open space. The australians posting in this newsgroup range from strongly deviant to extremely deviant from the suburban norm. I think that that statement would apply to the USA people and the Candians here, too....the trend here in new housing is the 3000sq ft house on a 60x90 lot...and you don't own the lot, just the house....all the grounds are communal...think we'll just stay here in our littler older house in the middle of 6 acres with our fruit trees and wildlife.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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one thing that always pithes me off, people build houses next to farmland,
then complain about the manure smell I'm with you on that....we are still zoned ag but the subbies have moved ouyt...when the big influx came about 8 years ago, we started getting booby trapped bridle paths and the city bicycle clubs started an anti-horse campaign...since a horse is a legal mode of road transportation in MI they didn't get anywhere, but that didn't stop them from terrorism...one reason why I sold off my horses...got to be that every time you went someone was harassing you or trying to spook your horse on purpose....I actually had a bicyclist accost me in my own driveway because my horse had made a dump....I asked him where he lived and he said in Grand Rapids...I informed him that I paid taxes on my property, he didn't, and that he could go ride down the city streets and become a drive-by shooting for all I cared... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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You should have shot him. It's legal in your own driveway. We have lots
of Amish horse & buggies around here. The yuppie types complain about them, even though they were here first. Scotty, can't we all just get along? "katysails" wrote in message ... one thing that always pithes me off, people build houses next to farmland, then complain about the manure smell I'm with you on that....we are still zoned ag but the subbies have moved ouyt...when the big influx came about 8 years ago, we started getting booby trapped bridle paths and the city bicycle clubs started an anti-horse campaign...since a horse is a legal mode of road transportation in MI they didn't get anywhere, but that didn't stop them from terrorism...one reason why I sold off my horses...got to be that every time you went someone was harassing you or trying to spook your horse on purpose....I actually had a bicyclist accost me in my own driveway because my horse had made a dump....I asked him where he lived and he said in Grand Rapids...I informed him that I paid taxes on my property, he didn't, and that he could go ride down the city streets and become a drive-by shooting for all I cared... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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We're Back!
as I attempt to guide peopel on this newsgroup into , ahem, more appropriate behavior. WHAT!?!?! The Purveyor of Inappropriateness? The Internet Loki? The Cyber Scamp claiming to be a GOOD influence??? Now I've heard everything.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 21:17:03 +1000, OzOne wrote this crap:
On 22 Jun 2004 11:10:12 GMT, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: "Peter Wiley" wrote Field trips involved mandatory drinking every night followed by crack tough crowd. Begs the question....If you woke up naked with a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone. Sounds like it's happened to you. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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Oz,
I hope you are seeing the irony between yr lines 1-2 and 3-4. Scout OzOne wrote Nah, hapens everywhere now. US lawyers are good teachers.. {snip} No-one it seems accepts responsibility for their own actions today, someone else is always at fault. I thought stupid **** like that only happened here. The crim, his lawyer, and the judge should all be shot. Scott Vernon |
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OzOne wrote Seems to me he was buggered with it. do you think about this often? Nah, I'm not as pretty as I once was :-) Maybe bob would be interested, He seems pretty desperate. SV |
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