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ESAD January 12th 13 02:49 PM

If you thought...
 
On 1/12/13 9:50 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:26:58 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Jan 12, 12:31 am, thumper wrote:
On 1/11/2013 12:19 PM, Salmonbait wrote:

If your sister was more than a dunce, she would not have allowed your niece to go with a church
group. What the hell did she expect?

Exactly, what kind of idiot would trust a church group with a child? ;-)


Me. As a kid, I attended lots of church functions, camps and
gatherings. had a lot of fun too.

?;^ )


And I'll bet your uncle didn't talk about your mom letting you go and get 'brainwashed'.

Hell, church picnics and potlucks were, and are, the best eatin' around!



Really?

Several of our local churches sell "churchlady" cooked food a few times
a year to raise funds. Perfectly legit. Last summer, we bought two
"barbecue" meals from one of those churches, barbecued chicken and
barbecued ribs. The chicken was overdone, dry, and pretty much
tasteless, the sauce on the ribs tasted like melted sugar, and the
coleslaw and potato salad came from Safeway.

Hardly "the best eatin' around," unless you like bad cooking.



Salmonbait[_2_] January 12th 13 02:50 PM

If you thought...
 
On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:26:58 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Jan 12, 12:31*am, thumper wrote:
On 1/11/2013 12:19 PM, Salmonbait wrote:

If your sister was more than a dunce, she would not have allowed your niece to go with a church
group. What the hell did she expect?


Exactly, what kind of idiot would trust a church group with a child? ;-)


Me. As a kid, I attended lots of church functions, camps and
gatherings. had a lot of fun too.

?;^ )


And I'll bet your uncle didn't talk about your mom letting you go and get 'brainwashed'.

Hell, church picnics and potlucks were, and are, the best eatin' around!
--

**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**

Salmonbait[_2_] January 12th 13 02:51 PM

If you thought...
 
On Sat, 12 Jan 2013 07:48:46 -0500, JustWait wrote:

On 1/12/2013 2:26 AM, Tim wrote:
On Jan 12, 12:31 am, thumper wrote:
On 1/11/2013 12:19 PM, Salmonbait wrote:

If your sister was more than a dunce, she would not have allowed your niece to go with a church
group. What the hell did she expect?

Exactly, what kind of idiot would trust a church group with a child? ;-)


Me. As a kid, I attended lots of church functions, camps and
gatherings. had a lot of fun too.

?;^ )


Pedophiles and their enablers don't really like church groups...


....nor do they get tickets for speeding in 'school zones'!

(I noticed ESAD perked right up at your comment.)
--

**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**

Salmonbait[_2_] January 12th 13 02:56 PM

If you thought...
 
On Sat, 12 Jan 2013 09:34:34 -0500, iBoaterer wrote:

In article , says...

On 1/12/2013 7:49 AM, JustWait wrote:
On 1/12/2013 2:11 AM, Tim wrote:
On Jan 11, 2:05 pm, iBoaterer wrote:
In article , says...











On 1/11/2013 7:25 AM, Salmonbait wrote:

I'm still wondering how the Christians 'force' their beliefs on you
folks.

I never said they did, at least not since I was a child and that didn't
take very well. It never made sense. I have a vivid memory as a young
child of a Sunday school teacher describing Noah's Arc and the flood
and
how in heaven the lion will lie with the lamb, etc. I remember looking
around at the other kids and thinking wow, they believe these
stories, I
better just be quiet.

They do routinely come to my front door ignoring the no soliciting sign
and try to convince me that I need to dedicate my life to Jesus to
avoid
an eternity of suffering, join their church, and donate to their cause.
Perhaps they mean well but I think they're full of **** and
annoying.
I've never had a Muslim, Jew, or atheist solicit like that.

Maybe if I stop being polite to them they'd leave me alone.

My sister's daughter went on a weekend trip with a Baptist church group.
When they got her away from home, where she was a vulnerable 10 year
old, they tried to brainwash her into being "born again". She's smart
and takes such things seriously, she wouldn't do it, saying that she had
to talk to her mom and dad about it. That scared her and she's not
stepped foot in a church since.

That's truly a shame. One must come to the Lord on their own accord,
if they are going to. I don't believe in 'altar dragging'

That's not even biblical.


It's not a real story either.... Just sayin' Tim.


And even if it is somewhat based on fact.. like even if his neice did go
to a church event nobody tried "brainwashing" (in one day, snerk), but
it's obvious somebody already was conditioned to hate and be intolerant
before her tenth birthday... I could believe that coming from the Noble
Klan...


Someone is "intolerant" because they don't want their child being
subjected to *you have to be born again or you wont' go to heaven, so
let's do it right now"?? You stupid ****, if your kid was in her shoes
and didn't have the guts to say, or the intelligence to know, that she
needed to talk to her parents about such life changing things, that
shows what a ****ty parent you are. Now go teach your kid to smoke, it's
her right. If she gets cancer, it's okay, because you have no money the
taxpayers will take care of the bill, and she can even keep smoking!


How could it have been a 'life changing' thing? Is some water on the head, or immersion in a creek,
a life changing event for one who has no concept of religion?
--

**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**

BAR[_2_] January 12th 13 02:58 PM

If you thought...
 
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:54:24 -0800, thumper wrote:

On 1/11/2013 11:21 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 09:45:58 -0800, thumper wrote:

On 1/11/2013 7:25 AM, Salmonbait wrote:

I'm still wondering how the Christians 'force' their beliefs on you folks.

I never said they did, at least not since I was a child and that didn't
take very well. It never made sense. I have a vivid memory as a young
child of a Sunday school teacher describing Noah's Arc and the flood and
how in heaven the lion will lie with the lamb, etc. I remember looking
around at the other kids and thinking wow, they believe these stories, I
better just be quiet.

They do routinely come to my front door ignoring the no soliciting sign
and try to convince me that I need to dedicate my life to Jesus to avoid
an eternity of suffering, join their church, and donate to their cause.
Perhaps they mean well but I think they're full of **** and annoying.
I've never had a Muslim, Jew, or atheist solicit like that.

Maybe if I stop being polite to them they'd leave me alone.

I'm sure one of y'all said something about Christians 'forcing' their beliefs on you. I've had many
interactions with Christians, but have never been 'forced' to believe any certain way. Not sure
which of you got 'forced', 'cause y'all sound so much alike anyway.

I've also had various folk come to my door with religious intent of one sort or the other. I don't
listen as long as you apparently do, so I don't know about their trying to convince me of all those
things you mention. I've found a polite, "Not interested, thanks," along with shutting the door
solves the problem.

Maybe, thumper, you're right. Open the door with a .45 in your hand, say, "Get the **** off my
porch," and slam the door in their face. After all, you do have the sign, right?

It's nice, also, that you were so much smarter than all the kids in your Sunday school class. You
should simply have told your parents that you didn't believe all the **** they believed. Then you
could have grown up and been even more like ESAD!


John, I seldom agree with you but have always given you the benefit of
the doubt and tried to speak at least civilly if not with actual earned
respect, as I might to a door-to-door solicitor. I've even tried to
help you a time or two. That's over... ***** you*, really!

You're well aware I didn't say they were wrong and I was right. I said
it didn't make sense to me so I was quiet about it. You know, listen
and perhaps learn something.

And don't make presumptions about my parents, again you're simply
wrong... arrogant and wrong.


I've been wrong before!

I *assumed* your parents put you in the Sunday school class for a reason pertaining to religion. I
must have been mistaken, unless I presumed correctly. If the latter is correct, then I don't
understand what ****ed you off.


I think his parents just wanted an hour off each week.



Salmonbait[_2_] January 12th 13 02:59 PM

If you thought...
 
On Sat, 12 Jan 2013 08:54:12 -0500, ESAD wrote:

On 1/12/13 8:44 AM, Tim wrote:
On Jan 12, 6:23 am, ESAD wrote:
On 1/12/13 2:21 AM, Tim wrote:









On Jan 11, 2:27 pm, ESAD wrote:
I had in-laws who tried to pull that crap on me at a family gathering in
Florida. They were trying to hustle funds for a trip their church was
planning to take to somewhere in Central America to proselytize. Or
maybe it was South America. One or the other. Basically, they were
heading into some backwoods areas in attempts to convert indigenous
Catholics into Southern Baptists, and, as bait, they were bringing along
church members who were nurses, doctors, et cetera.

"Indigenous Catholics?" And what were the indigenous before they were
Catholics?

"and, as bait, they were bringing along church members who were
nurses, doctors, et cetera."

is it wrong to help people improve their health and their lives?

" What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have
faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save them? Suppose a brother
or a sister is without clothes and daily food. If one of you says to
them, Go in peace; keep warm and well fed, but does nothing about
their physical needs, what good is it? In the same way, faith by
itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead."

James 2:14-17

What were the indigenous peoples before they were catholics? They had
their own culture and their own religions *before* the Europeans came
along and destroyed both.

Interesting quote you provided...sort of a justification for
proselytizing and destroying a people and a culture. It's damned wrong
to go to some backwater area and offer help to people if only they will
give up their beliefs and culture to adopt yours.


Harry I have no idea where you get the notion of " if only they will
give up their beliefs and culture to adopt yours."

That isn't written in the scripture, it isn't even applied. I have no
idea why you feel you need to conjure up these things.


Really? What do evangelical missionaries do? Answer: they preach
christianity to others with the object of conversion, and many times in
history those conversions were accomplished with the threat of death.


Cite?

http://tinyurl.com/o42at
--

**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**

JustWait[_2_] January 12th 13 03:01 PM

If you thought...
 
On 1/12/2013 9:45 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:54:24 -0800, thumper wrote:

On 1/11/2013 11:21 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 09:45:58 -0800, thumper wrote:

On 1/11/2013 7:25 AM, Salmonbait wrote:

I'm still wondering how the Christians 'force' their beliefs on you folks.

I never said they did, at least not since I was a child and that didn't
take very well. It never made sense. I have a vivid memory as a young
child of a Sunday school teacher describing Noah's Arc and the flood and
how in heaven the lion will lie with the lamb, etc. I remember looking
around at the other kids and thinking wow, they believe these stories, I
better just be quiet.

They do routinely come to my front door ignoring the no soliciting sign
and try to convince me that I need to dedicate my life to Jesus to avoid
an eternity of suffering, join their church, and donate to their cause.
Perhaps they mean well but I think they're full of **** and annoying.
I've never had a Muslim, Jew, or atheist solicit like that.

Maybe if I stop being polite to them they'd leave me alone.

I'm sure one of y'all said something about Christians 'forcing' their beliefs on you. I've had many
interactions with Christians, but have never been 'forced' to believe any certain way. Not sure
which of you got 'forced', 'cause y'all sound so much alike anyway.

I've also had various folk come to my door with religious intent of one sort or the other. I don't
listen as long as you apparently do, so I don't know about their trying to convince me of all those
things you mention. I've found a polite, "Not interested, thanks," along with shutting the door
solves the problem.

Maybe, thumper, you're right. Open the door with a .45 in your hand, say, "Get the **** off my
porch," and slam the door in their face. After all, you do have the sign, right?

It's nice, also, that you were so much smarter than all the kids in your Sunday school class. You
should simply have told your parents that you didn't believe all the **** they believed. Then you
could have grown up and been even more like ESAD!


John, I seldom agree with you but have always given you the benefit of
the doubt and tried to speak at least civilly if not with actual earned
respect, as I might to a door-to-door solicitor. I've even tried to
help you a time or two. That's over... ***** you*, really!

You're well aware I didn't say they were wrong and I was right. I said
it didn't make sense to me so I was quiet about it. You know, listen
and perhaps learn something.

And don't make presumptions about my parents, again you're simply
wrong... arrogant and wrong.


I've been wrong before!

I *assumed* your parents put you in the Sunday school class for a reason pertaining to religion. I
must have been mistaken, unless I presumed correctly. If the latter is correct, then I don't
understand what ****ed you off.


I always wonder if these young enlightened kids told their parents to
not give them Christmas presents since of course they had such a
progressive view of character... LOL!

Salmonbait[_2_] January 12th 13 03:02 PM

If you thought...
 
On Sat, 12 Jan 2013 09:29:38 -0500, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 1/11/13 3:53 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:05:44 -0500, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
lid says...

On 1/11/2013 7:25 AM, Salmonbait wrote:

I'm still wondering how the Christians 'force' their beliefs on you folks.

I never said they did, at least not since I was a child and that didn't
take very well. It never made sense. I have a vivid memory as a young
child of a Sunday school teacher describing Noah's Arc and the flood and
how in heaven the lion will lie with the lamb, etc. I remember looking
around at the other kids and thinking wow, they believe these stories, I
better just be quiet.

They do routinely come to my front door ignoring the no soliciting sign
and try to convince me that I need to dedicate my life to Jesus to avoid
an eternity of suffering, join their church, and donate to their cause.
Perhaps they mean well but I think they're full of **** and annoying.
I've never had a Muslim, Jew, or atheist solicit like that.

Maybe if I stop being polite to them they'd leave me alone.

My sister's daughter went on a weekend trip with a Baptist church group.
When they got her away from home, where she was a vulnerable 10 year
old, they tried to brainwash her into being "born again". She's smart
and takes such things seriously, she wouldn't do it, saying that she had
to talk to her mom and dad about it. That scared her and she's not
stepped foot in a church since.

If your sister was more than a dunce, she would not have allowed your niece to go with a church
group. What the hell did she expect?

**** you, you condescending piece of ****. My sister is FAR brighter
than you, your ugly wife or your emaciated grandkids. Are you saying
that Christians can't be trusted with kids?



Mrs. John Herring is a very nice and gracious lady. There's no reason to
go after her. You're way over the line.


Oh, but it's okay for the compassionate Christian asshole Herring to go
after my sister??


You're the one who posted the bad **** about your sister.

But, if you consider my remarks offensive to your sister, Kevin, then I apologize for the term 'more
than a dunce'.

I should have said, "What did your sister expect when she allowed her daughter to go on a weekend
trip with a Baptist church group - no religion?"
--

**Those who think they can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
take care of them better take a closer look at the American Indian.**

ESAD January 12th 13 03:05 PM

If you thought...
 
On 1/12/13 9:59 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jan 2013 08:54:12 -0500, ESAD wrote:

On 1/12/13 8:44 AM, Tim wrote:
On Jan 12, 6:23 am, ESAD wrote:
On 1/12/13 2:21 AM, Tim wrote:









On Jan 11, 2:27 pm, ESAD wrote:
I had in-laws who tried to pull that crap on me at a family gathering in
Florida. They were trying to hustle funds for a trip their church was
planning to take to somewhere in Central America to proselytize. Or
maybe it was South America. One or the other. Basically, they were
heading into some backwoods areas in attempts to convert indigenous
Catholics into Southern Baptists, and, as bait, they were bringing along
church members who were nurses, doctors, et cetera.

"Indigenous Catholics?" And what were the indigenous before they were
Catholics?

"and, as bait, they were bringing along church members who were
nurses, doctors, et cetera."

is it wrong to help people improve their health and their lives?

" What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have
faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save them? Suppose a brother
or a sister is without clothes and daily food. If one of you says to
them, Go in peace; keep warm and well fed, but does nothing about
their physical needs, what good is it? In the same way, faith by
itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead."

James 2:14-17

What were the indigenous peoples before they were catholics? They had
their own culture and their own religions *before* the Europeans came
along and destroyed both.

Interesting quote you provided...sort of a justification for
proselytizing and destroying a people and a culture. It's damned wrong
to go to some backwater area and offer help to people if only they will
give up their beliefs and culture to adopt yours.

Harry I have no idea where you get the notion of " if only they will
give up their beliefs and culture to adopt yours."

That isn't written in the scripture, it isn't even applied. I have no
idea why you feel you need to conjure up these things.


Really? What do evangelical missionaries do? Answer: they preach
christianity to others with the object of conversion, and many times in
history those conversions were accomplished with the threat of death.


Cite?

http://tinyurl.com/o42at


Here you go, ignorant asshole:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_conversion

JustWait[_2_] January 12th 13 03:06 PM

If you thought...
 
On 1/12/2013 9:56 AM, Salmonbait wrote:
if your kid was in her shoes
and didn't have the guts to say, or the intelligence to know, that she
needed to talk to her parents about such life changing things, that
shows what a ****ty parent you are. Now go teach your kid to smoke, it's
her right. If she gets cancer, it's okay, because you have no money the
taxpayers will take care of the bill, and she can even keep smoking!


Wow, what a loon... At least I taught my kid one thing... ATGATT.. Which
is ALL THE GEAR, ALL THE TIME. It's right on the tank of the bike:)

How could it have been a 'life changing' thing? Is some water on the head, or immersion in a creek,
a life changing event for one who has no concept of religion?




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