"Capt. Mooron" wrote

BTW - any of your troops with an IQ over 45 will automatically apply for
citizenship when they find out about free healthcare, cheap beer and legal
pot!

Bwahahahaha - not at you, but with you 'cuz that's about how we won
independence from Briton. Strapped for troops and cash, King George sent
over flocks of Hessians he recruited by promising them land in America in
return for fighting the colonials. But Washington crossed the Deleware,
proved to the Hessians that fighting gould get dangerous, then offered them
the same land for NOT fighting - an offer few could refuse. The rest is
history.