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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
Flying Tadpole wrote in
: Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote in : Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote in : Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote in : WHy all these welcomes, Donal? BtB and Crag have once more demonstrated their maculate timing by arriving on alt.sailing.asa too late, far too late, to share in the DTs. The acuteness of their long noses does not compensate for their necrotic reflexes and their lack of virtual fitness, the latter preventing them from arriving at a point when they would have had the opportunity to be entertaining (and who knows, might actually have been worth welcoming). All they can do now is rake over the cold embers, wondering what might-have-been. A melancholy sight... Flying Tadpole Yeah, but we're going to bting chicks. "Too late", she cried, waving her wooden leg in the air. Never too late Bertie 'Fraid so. The DT's left for another year. All you can do is trawl through the relevant alt.sailing.asa threads and think of what might have been. (Try "Encore, encore!" for a start. At the least the Tadpole had the nous to arrive back in time...) Kay. And what about Jax? God I loved that guy! Bertie Yes, but that's the point! With the departure of Jax, we thought we might have found a replacement. And you missed it! (You'd better read also: Subject: Taddy!.....Do we have a new Jocks to play with? Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 19:58:50 +1000 and also: Subject: Jackass is alive and well Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 15:16:57 +1200 You see how considerate I am of your searching limitations? Oh ****! Just as well, I tend to kill loons early. Even durable ones like Jax. Had a great one in alt.conspiracy who wanted to kick my ass RL. He lives in Scotland and was making all sorts of great noises until I showed up in his country. Well, he tap danced faster than a millipede. He wanted me to make my way towards his place via a series of instructions which I would get at phone booths every hour. Bwawahwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahw hhahw! Oh yeah, he named himself after a WW2 Nazi tank commander. Erich von Manstein. Bertie |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
Flying Tadpole wrote in
: http://www.ace.net.au/schooner/asapo.htm#bertie Excellent, though I thnk the barb about me hving a toothless bite is a bit unfair, not to mention inaccurate. Bertie |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 00:47:43 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap: Welcome back, Bertie. It's sooooo nice to have someone who I can really look down on. And he's the only one. Ave Imperator Bush! Bush Was Right! Four More Beers! |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
Horvath wrote in :
On Sat, 12 Jul 2003 00:47:43 +0100, "Donal" wrote this crap: Welcome back, Bertie. It's sooooo nice to have someone who I can really look down on. And he's the only one. Aww, keep looking, I'm sure you'll eventually find a soulmate. (Sometimes I'm so subtle I don't even get it myself) bertie |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
Confucius say:
Women who fly have crack up! "Lady Pilot" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? Riff-raff? You've got to be kidding, right? LOLLLL If I had my way, I'd have all of ya shot! You would take me for a ride on your boat first, right? I'd have to ask my wife first. Sure, let me know how she "feels".. LOL! Can you send me a picture? Of what? I thought we were talking about your boat? Correct? Scotty, In The Flesh. LP |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote in : http://www.ace.net.au/schooner/asapo.htm#bertie Excellent, though I thnk the barb about me hving a toothless bite is a bit unfair, not to mention inaccurate. Bertie This is the Internet. Why were you expecting fairness and accuracy? FT |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
"Simple Simon" wrote ... Confucius say: Women who fly UP-SIDE-DOWN have crack up! |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
I like it my way better. When they are up in the air they have crack up.
And since a disproportionate number of them have crash even when not doing aerobatics it has a double meaning. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... Confucius say: Women who fly have crack up! "Lady Pilot" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? Riff-raff? You've got to be kidding, right? LOLLLL If I had my way, I'd have all of ya shot! You would take me for a ride on your boat first, right? I'd have to ask my wife first. Sure, let me know how she "feels".. LOL! Can you send me a picture? Of what? I thought we were talking about your boat? Correct? Scotty, In The Flesh. LP |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
"Lady Pilot" wrote in news:L73Qa.19125$o86.3628
@news1.central.cox.net: "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... All they can do now is rake over the cold embers, wondering what might-have-been. A melancholy sight... Seems to be working..... LP stupid **** |
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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
"Lady Pilot" wrote in news:0g3Qa.19126$o86.1717
@news1.central.cox.net: "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote in : WHy all these welcomes, Donal? BtB and Crag have once more demonstrated their maculate timing by arriving on alt.sailing.asa too late, far too late, to share in the DTs. The acuteness of their long noses does not compensate for their necrotic reflexes and their lack of virtual fitness, the latter preventing them from arriving at a point when they would have had the opportunity to be entertaining (and who knows, might actually have been worth welcoming). All they can do now is rake over the cold embers, wondering what might-have-been. A melancholy sight... Flying Tadpole Yeah, but we're going to bting chicks. "Too late", she cried, waving her wooden leg in the air. Do you watch the Sopranos too? heheheee LP stupid **** |