Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
:

http://www.ace.net.au/schooner/asapo.htm#bertie

Excellent, though I thnk the barb about me hving a toothless bite is a bit
unfair, not to mention inaccurate.

Bertie

This is the Internet. Why were you expecting fairness and
accuracy?

FT