Flying Tadpole wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote in
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WHy all these welcomes, Donal? BtB and Crag have once more
demonstrated their maculate timing by arriving on
alt.sailing.asa too late, far too late, to share in the DTs.
The acuteness of their long noses does not compensate for
their necrotic reflexes and their lack of virtual fitness,
the latter preventing them from arriving at a point when they
would have had the opportunity to be entertaining (and who
knows, might actually have been worth welcoming). All they
can do now is rake over the cold embers, wondering what
might-have-been. A melancholy sight...

Flying Tadpole


Yeah, but we're going to bting chicks.


"Too late", she cried, waving her wooden leg in the air.

Never too late

Bertie

'Fraid so. The DT's left for another year. All you can do is
trawl through the relevant alt.sailing.asa threads and think of
what might have been. (Try "Encore, encore!" for a start. At the
least the Tadpole had the nous to arrive back in time...)

Kay.
And what about Jax? God I loved that guy!

Bertie

Yes, but that's the point! With the departure of Jax, we thought
we might have found a replacement. And you missed it! (You'd
better read also:
Subject: Taddy!.....Do we have a new Jocks to play with?
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 19:58:50 +1000
and also:
Subject: Jackass is alive and well
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 15:16:57 +1200

You see how considerate I am of your searching limitations?


Oh ****! Just as well, I tend to kill loons early. Even durable ones like
Jax.
Had a great one in alt.conspiracy who wanted to kick my ass RL. He lives in
Scotland and was making all sorts of great noises until I showed up in his
country.
Well, he tap danced faster than a millipede. He wanted me to make my way
towards his place via a series of instructions which I would get at phone
booths every hour.

Bwawahwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahw hhahw!

Oh yeah, he named himself after a WW2 Nazi tank commander. Erich von
Manstein.
Bertie