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Do you hear them..? BOOM BOOM BOOM! The drums of war grow louder.
Flying Tadpole wrote in
: Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote in : Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote in : Bertie the Bunyip wrote: Flying Tadpole wrote in : WHy all these welcomes, Donal? BtB and Crag have once more demonstrated their maculate timing by arriving on alt.sailing.asa too late, far too late, to share in the DTs. The acuteness of their long noses does not compensate for their necrotic reflexes and their lack of virtual fitness, the latter preventing them from arriving at a point when they would have had the opportunity to be entertaining (and who knows, might actually have been worth welcoming). All they can do now is rake over the cold embers, wondering what might-have-been. A melancholy sight... Flying Tadpole Yeah, but we're going to bting chicks. "Too late", she cried, waving her wooden leg in the air. Never too late Bertie 'Fraid so. The DT's left for another year. All you can do is trawl through the relevant alt.sailing.asa threads and think of what might have been. (Try "Encore, encore!" for a start. At the least the Tadpole had the nous to arrive back in time...) Kay. And what about Jax? God I loved that guy! Bertie Yes, but that's the point! With the departure of Jax, we thought we might have found a replacement. And you missed it! (You'd better read also: Subject: Taddy!.....Do we have a new Jocks to play with? Date: Tue, 01 Jul 2003 19:58:50 +1000 and also: Subject: Jackass is alive and well Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 15:16:57 +1200 You see how considerate I am of your searching limitations? Oh ****! Just as well, I tend to kill loons early. Even durable ones like Jax. Had a great one in alt.conspiracy who wanted to kick my ass RL. He lives in Scotland and was making all sorts of great noises until I showed up in his country. Well, he tap danced faster than a millipede. He wanted me to make my way towards his place via a series of instructions which I would get at phone booths every hour. Bwawahwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahw hhahw! Oh yeah, he named himself after a WW2 Nazi tank commander. Erich von Manstein. Bertie |