If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is, he
wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him
..
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal
non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

On Sep 29, 12:31*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

if a liberal isn't gay he minds his own business. if a conservative
isn't gay he thinks it should be a capital offense


If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is, he
wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

if a liberal doesn't like minorities he keeps it to himself. if a
conservative doesn't like them, he puts them in ghettoes.


If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

if a liberal sees an enemy he kills the enemy. if a conservative sees
an enemy he kills his family, his neighbors, his friends and occupies
the country to make sure more people become our enemies.


If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

if a conservative is homosexual he denies it and tries to ban it. if a
liberal is gay he lives his life demanding the same respect others
get.



If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

if a black man is conservative he denies racism ever existed. if a
black man is liberal, he's a realist about US history.



If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him

if a conservative is down and out he wonders how he can blame a black
man or a union. if a liberal is poor he looks to see how he can help
himself and his neighbor.

.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

if a conservative doesn't like a word on the radio he tries to get the
govt to ban it. if a liberal doesn't like it, he changes stations


If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal
non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

if a conservative is a believer he tries to destroy science, and force
children to pray to his god. if a liberal is a believer he minds his
own business

"wf3h" wrote in message
...
On Sep 29, 12:31 pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

if a liberal isn't gay he minds his own business. if a conservative
isn't gay he thinks it should be a capital offense

I think that needs rework.

If a liberal is gay, he thinks everyone should have the ****ty experience,
even before seeing Dick 'n Jane. On the rare chance a conservative is gay,
they are quite content to keep it pretty darned quiet.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,
he
wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

if a liberal doesn't like minorities he keeps it to himself. if a
conservative doesn't like them, he puts them in ghettoes.

Here is an exception. Liberals like minorities that tend to be less
educated, makes them more gullable and easier to sell the Liberal BS.

But once they work hard for 10 years or so they often become consrvatives
realizing that working hard and being conservative in spending is the way to
get what you want. And that sitting on you arse as a whiney liberal doesn't
work.

See, once you have achieved something for yourself, all the Liberals want to
take it away from you.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

if a liberal sees an enemy he kills the enemy. if a conservative sees
an enemy he kills his family, his neighbors, his friends and occupies
the country to make sure more people become our enemies.

If a Liberal sees an enemy, they run like hell to mommy or just hide. Most
people in the armed forces are conservative. That si a fact.

On Sep 29, 6:26*pm, "Canuck57" wrote:
"wf3h" wrote in message

...
On Sep 29, 12:31 pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

if a liberal isn't gay he minds his own business. if a conservative
isn't gay he thinks it should be a capital offense

I think that needs rework.

If a liberal is gay, he thinks everyone should have the ****ty experience,
even before seeing Dick 'n Jane. *On the rare chance a conservative is gay,
they are quite content to keep it pretty darned quiet.

actually they deny it, all the while advocating prison for gays (see
'bowers vs hardwick' for a court case where conservatives wanted to
put gays in prison)

oh. you didn't realize conservatives are in favor of big govt...


If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,
he
wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

if a liberal doesn't like minorities he keeps it to himself. if a
conservative doesn't like them, he puts them in ghettoes.

Here is an exception. *Liberals like minorities that tend to be less
educated, makes them more gullable and easier to sell the Liberal BS.

IOW if folks disagree with you, they're less educated?

rather strange in that the poorest, least educated areas of the
country are conservative, but the most educated are liberal

oh. rush didnt tell you THAT either



But once they work hard for 10 years or so they often become consrvatives
realizing that working hard and being conservative in spending is the way to
get what you want. *And that sitting on you arse as a whiney liberal doesn't
work.

get what you want? like a 35% decrease in your 401K?

and 'whiny conservatives' like glen beck can be seen crying their eyes
out on TV any night of the week.



See, once you have achieved something for yourself, all the Liberals want to
take it away from you.

ROFLMAO!! sorry, sport, the hedgefund managers and their enablers in
washington for the last 8 years were all conservatives!



If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

if a liberal sees an enemy he kills the enemy. if a conservative sees
an enemy he kills his family, his neighbors, his friends and occupies
the country to make sure more people become our enemies.

If a Liberal sees an enemy, they run like hell to mommy or just hide. *Most
people in the armed forces are conservative. *That si a fact.

actually it's not. the generals tend to be conservative. the front
line heroes tend to be moderate to liberal (think pat tilman).

jesus you have your little book of myths and you're just happy as a
clam...

On Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:58:38 -0700 (PDT), wf3h
wrote:

You seem like an intelligent guy. Why are you so quick to jump into
these stupid political threads that don't belong here in the first
place? Become part of the solution instead of the problem.

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,
he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him
.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal
non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Excellent analogy, don't mind if I borrow it?

On 9/29/09 6:18 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
"Lu wrote in message
...
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,
he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him
.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal
non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Excellent analogy, don't mind if I borrow it?




Nothing like perpetuating the right-wing bull****, eh, lemmings?

"If a conservative is a homosexual, he looks for fun in the mens' room
at the Minneapolis airport."






--
Birther-Deather-Tenther-Teabagger:
Idiots All

"H the K" wrote in message
m...
On 9/29/09 6:18 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
"Lu wrote in message
...
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,
he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look
good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him
.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal
non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Excellent analogy, don't mind if I borrow it?




Nothing like perpetuating the right-wing bull****, eh, lemmings?

"If a conservative is a homosexual, he looks for fun in the mens' room at
the Minneapolis airport."

Leave it to you to know the places.

On 9/29/09 6:47 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
"H the wrote in message
m...
On 9/29/09 6:18 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
"Lu wrote in message
...
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,
he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look
good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him
.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal
non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Excellent analogy, don't mind if I borrow it?




Nothing like perpetuating the right-wing bull****, eh, lemmings?

"If a conservative is a homosexual, he looks for fun in the mens' room at
the Minneapolis airport."

Leave it to you to know the places.




It was featured on the news for at least two months...where were
you...in the next booth in that mens' room?


--
Birther-Deather-Tenther-Teabagger:
Idiots All

On Sep 29, 6:50*pm, H the K wrote:
On 9/29/09 6:47 PM, Canuck57 wrote:





"H the *wrote in message
om...
On 9/29/09 6:18 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
"Lu * wrote in message
...
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,
he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look
good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him
.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal
non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Excellent analogy, don't mind if I borrow it?

Nothing like perpetuating the right-wing bull****, eh, lemmings?

"If a conservative is a homosexual, he looks for fun in the mens' room at
the Minneapolis airport."

Leave it to you to know the places.

It was featured on the news for at least two months...where were
you...in the next booth in that mens' room?

--

i'm finding that the conservatives here have a woeful lack of
knowledge about current events...