"wf3h" wrote in message
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On Sep 29, 12:31 pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

if a liberal isn't gay he minds his own business. if a conservative
isn't gay he thinks it should be a capital offense

I think that needs rework.

If a liberal is gay, he thinks everyone should have the ****ty experience,
even before seeing Dick 'n Jane. On the rare chance a conservative is gay,
they are quite content to keep it pretty darned quiet.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is,
he
wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

if a liberal doesn't like minorities he keeps it to himself. if a
conservative doesn't like them, he puts them in ghettoes.

Here is an exception. Liberals like minorities that tend to be less
educated, makes them more gullable and easier to sell the Liberal BS.

But once they work hard for 10 years or so they often become consrvatives
realizing that working hard and being conservative in spending is the way to
get what you want. And that sitting on you arse as a whiney liberal doesn't
work.

See, once you have achieved something for yourself, all the Liberals want to
take it away from you.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

if a liberal sees an enemy he kills the enemy. if a conservative sees
an enemy he kills his family, his neighbors, his friends and occupies
the country to make sure more people become our enemies.

If a Liberal sees an enemy, they run like hell to mommy or just hide. Most
people in the armed forces are conservative. That si a fact.