On Sep 29, 12:31*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

if a liberal isn't gay he minds his own business. if a conservative
isn't gay he thinks it should be a capital offense


If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is, he
wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

if a liberal doesn't like minorities he keeps it to himself. if a
conservative doesn't like them, he puts them in ghettoes.


If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his
enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

if a liberal sees an enemy he kills the enemy. if a conservative sees
an enemy he kills his family, his neighbors, his friends and occupies
the country to make sure more people become our enemies.


If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

if a conservative is homosexual he denies it and tries to ban it. if a
liberal is gay he lives his life demanding the same respect others
get.



If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

if a black man is conservative he denies racism ever existed. if a
black man is liberal, he's a realist about US history.



If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him

if a conservative is down and out he wonders how he can blame a black
man or a union. if a liberal is poor he looks to see how he can help
himself and his neighbor.

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If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

if a conservative doesn't like a word on the radio he tries to get the
govt to ban it. if a liberal doesn't like it, he changes stations


If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal
non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

if a conservative is a believer he tries to destroy science, and force
children to pray to his god. if a liberal is a believer he minds his
own business