"hk" wrote in message
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Hehehe.

That's hilarious.


"...the police are on the way..."

And they'll be there in about 45 minutes.

"Avoid eye contact..."

"Remain calm..."


My way is safer...if someone breaks into my house, they're...dead.

Then I call the police.

They can take their time getting here.



only to find out the intruder was a desperate husband needing help for a
sick wife waiting in the car.

Eisboch