wrote:

Ouch, seems like the trolls are getting frustrated and vulgar again..


Speaking of trolls, is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr_XEnjDaz8


More fun?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YgJ7jxfjc4


Policewoman meets Justwait?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfxfDOhofGs

On Aug 31, 3:57*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P.
Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. " wrote in messagenews:5ISdncEzfbFqQyfVnZ2dnUVZ_rXinZ2d@comca st.com...





Don White wrote:
wrote in message
....
On Aug 31, 10:43 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

....

Anyway, some of you have firearms for protection.. What do you think
is safer:
Retreat, call 911 and warn the perp that he could get shot?
or
Run downstaris totally out of cover and hope to reach the first floor
before some asshole blows your balls off or you end up in a gunfight
with some little kid...??

I would love for someone who has had training to make the call
here...

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I knew a guy who was an advanced level martial arts blackbelt. He taught
several of the popular self defense techniques or styles.

His first line of defense and advice to be used against any aggressive
intruder with a gun was, "Run like hell".

Personally, I don't like guns, even though I own a shotgun. If I were
forced to use it, I would, but not before several warnings to an
intruder to
get the hell out and only if I felt that my wife or I were in immediate
physical danger.

If the intruder is unarmed, I'd use a bit of old Navy training learned
while
standing Shore Patrol duty. (sorry Harry). I keep one of those short
aluminum bats (used by fishermen to knock a big fish senseless) handy in
the house. A solid whack with it applied to the shins of just about
anybody will usually cause them to crumple to the floor in pain. Unless
they are drunk. Causes no permanent damage, but grown men have been
known
to sit on the ground, bawling their eyes out after a good thunk!

Eisboch

You are absolutely correct. I teach people all of the time that the
best defense is to AVOID a confrontation.

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Say what? *Aren't you the guy who was willing to travel all over the US
to have a dust-up with anyone who irritated you?

Don,
So what is your feeling about mandatory abortions for parents whose child
is less than perfect? *My guess is you would have had to abort your kids.

Go **** yourself asshole!
Looks like you would have been a good candidate for abortion.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Harry will really like that, Don. He's as refined and cultured as you
and your above statement!

On Aug 31, 2:58*pm, hk wrote:
wrote:
On Aug 31, 2:51 pm, hk wrote:

Lobsta' boat.. he would find you hiding behind your wife with soiled
pants most likely

Uh-huh. I'll tell you what I would not do. I would not get into an
argument with a cop that resulted in me being pushed down stairs, as you
did.

Oh..wait...you caught yourself on the stair railing. That makes it ok.

Oh, you'd just cower in the corner, huh?

Don White wrote:



Don,
So what is your feeling about mandatory abortions for parents whose child
is less than perfect? My guess is you would have had to abort your kids.


Go **** yourself asshole!
Looks like you would have been a good candidate for abortion.

Ah, so you did get my point. Since there are next to none genetically
perfect humans most of us would have been aborted. Harry sounds like
Hitler when he thinks it is the parents obligation to abort children
with problems.

Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P.
Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. wrote:
Don White wrote:



Don,
So what is your feeling about mandatory abortions for parents whose
child is less than perfect? My guess is you would have had to abort
your kids.


Go **** yourself asshole!
Looks like you would have been a good candidate for abortion.

Ah, so you did get my point. Since there are next to none genetically
perfect humans most of us would have been aborted. Harry sounds like
Hitler when he thinks it is the parents obligation to abort children
with problems.

Or many I gave you too much credit and you missed the obvious.

wrote in message
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On Aug 31, 3:57 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P.
Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. " wrote in
messagenews:5ISdncEzfbFqQyfVnZ2dnUVZ_rXinZ2d@comca st.com...





Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Aug 31, 10:43 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

...

Anyway, some of you have firearms for protection.. What do you think
is safer:
Retreat, call 911 and warn the perp that he could get shot?
or
Run downstaris totally out of cover and hope to reach the first floor
before some asshole blows your balls off or you end up in a gunfight
with some little kid...??

I would love for someone who has had training to make the call
here...

----------------------------------------------------------------

I knew a guy who was an advanced level martial arts blackbelt. He
taught
several of the popular self defense techniques or styles.

His first line of defense and advice to be used against any aggressive
intruder with a gun was, "Run like hell".

Personally, I don't like guns, even though I own a shotgun. If I were
forced to use it, I would, but not before several warnings to an
intruder to
get the hell out and only if I felt that my wife or I were in
immediate
physical danger.

If the intruder is unarmed, I'd use a bit of old Navy training learned
while
standing Shore Patrol duty. (sorry Harry). I keep one of those short
aluminum bats (used by fishermen to knock a big fish senseless) handy
in
the house. A solid whack with it applied to the shins of just about
anybody will usually cause them to crumple to the floor in pain.
Unless
they are drunk. Causes no permanent damage, but grown men have been
known
to sit on the ground, bawling their eyes out after a good thunk!

Eisboch

You are absolutely correct. I teach people all of the time that the
best defense is to AVOID a confrontation.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------*-----------

Say what? Aren't you the guy who was willing to travel all over the US
to have a dust-up with anyone who irritated you?

Don,
So what is your feeling about mandatory abortions for parents whose
child
is less than perfect? My guess is you would have had to abort your kids.

Go **** yourself asshole!
Looks like you would have been a good candidate for abortion.- Hide quoted
text -

- Show quoted text -

Ouch, seems like the trolls are getting frustrated and vulgar again..

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't be an idiot Scotty.
You cry like a schoolgirl if you think someone disrespects your family.

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On Aug 31, 3:57 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P.
Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. " wrote in
messagenews:5ISdncEzfbFqQyfVnZ2dnUVZ_rXinZ2d@comca st.com...





Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Aug 31, 10:43 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
wrote in message

...

Anyway, some of you have firearms for protection.. What do you think
is safer:
Retreat, call 911 and warn the perp that he could get shot?
or
Run downstaris totally out of cover and hope to reach the first floor
before some asshole blows your balls off or you end up in a gunfight
with some little kid...??

I would love for someone who has had training to make the call
here...

----------------------------------------------------------------

I knew a guy who was an advanced level martial arts blackbelt. He
taught
several of the popular self defense techniques or styles.

His first line of defense and advice to be used against any aggressive
intruder with a gun was, "Run like hell".

Personally, I don't like guns, even though I own a shotgun. If I were
forced to use it, I would, but not before several warnings to an
intruder to
get the hell out and only if I felt that my wife or I were in
immediate
physical danger.

If the intruder is unarmed, I'd use a bit of old Navy training learned
while
standing Shore Patrol duty. (sorry Harry). I keep one of those short
aluminum bats (used by fishermen to knock a big fish senseless) handy
in
the house. A solid whack with it applied to the shins of just about
anybody will usually cause them to crumple to the floor in pain.
Unless
they are drunk. Causes no permanent damage, but grown men have been
known
to sit on the ground, bawling their eyes out after a good thunk!

Eisboch

You are absolutely correct. I teach people all of the time that the
best defense is to AVOID a confrontation.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------*-----------

Say what? Aren't you the guy who was willing to travel all over the US
to have a dust-up with anyone who irritated you?

Don,
So what is your feeling about mandatory abortions for parents whose
child
is less than perfect? My guess is you would have had to abort your kids.

Go **** yourself asshole!
Looks like you would have been a good candidate for abortion.- Hide quoted
text -

- Show quoted text -

Harry will really like that, Don. He's as refined and cultured as you
and your above statement!

Another idiot who acts like a whinning schoolgirl when someone brings his
family into the crap.
You don't mind it so much when it's someone elses family.

"hk" wrote in message
. ..

Hehehe.

That's hilarious.


"...the police are on the way..."

And they'll be there in about 45 minutes.

"Avoid eye contact..."

"Remain calm..."


My way is safer...if someone breaks into my house, they're...dead.

Then I call the police.

They can take their time getting here.



only to find out the intruder was a desperate husband needing help for a
sick wife waiting in the car.

Eisboch

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:43:19 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:



If the intruder is unarmed, I'd use a bit of old Navy training learned
while
standing Shore Patrol duty. (sorry Harry). I keep one of those short
aluminum bats (used by fishermen to knock a big fish senseless) handy in
the house. A solid whack with it applied to the shins of just about
anybody will usually cause them to crumple to the floor in pain. Unless
they are drunk. Causes no permanent damage, but grown men have been known
to sit on the ground, bawling their eyes out after a good thunk!

That fish billy reminds me of something. My uncle told me this true
story.
When he was still living in my dad's home town of Terre Haute,
Indiana, one of his group's buddies died before his time.
The group were drinking hard after the wake, and ended up hauling the
buddy's body over to a tavern for a last drink with his pals.
Two guys walked him in and set him up on a stool at the bar when
the bartender was busy cracking ice with his ice billy.
Looked like he was sleeping with his arms and head on the bar.
They live guys all had a few drinks, and had a beer set up for their
dead buddy. The bartender didn't know he was dead.
Soon they walked outside to look at the new '41 Ford one of the guys
had just bought.
My uncle happened to be looking in the bar window, and could hear
and see what happened inside.
The bartender shook the dead guy and said,
"Hey, wake up you lousy drunk. I want to close up."
After a couple tries at this, the bartender got steamed and using his
ice billy whacked the guy on the head, knocking him off the stool.
Uncle Russ and his buddies ran into the bar and gathered around their
buddy on the floor.
Russ looked up at the bartender and said, "You sonofabitch, you killed
my buddy!"
The bartender said, "Hey! He pulled a knife on me!"

--Vic


heh. that's funny.

Eisboch

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On Aug 31, 9:59 am, hk wrote:

If someone has busted in my front door, he is going to be face to face
with the flash of a 12 gauge shotgun.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You must think (and probably correctly) that everyone in the world
hates your lying low life guts if you always have a 12 GA shotgun in
your hands.

He goes wabbit hunting in his bedroom.

Eisboch