"I had sex with a Playboy bunny.

centerfold. also a centerfold from Viva

You buy paper towels that have a centerfold? I'm sure that concept appeals to
you, jaxie.

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
"I had sex with a Playboy bunny.

centerfold. also a centerfold from Viva

"Jeff Morris" wrote:
You buy paper towels that have a centerfold?

"JAXAshby" wrote:
...also a centerfold from Viva

Ewwww, gross, Jeff. Now I'll never again be able to buy (or use) Viva paper towels!

Viva was a sister magazine to Penthouse. Viva was pitched as "a class act",
where Penthouse was rougher. Viva folded some years back.

wrote:
You buy paper towels that have a centerfold?

"JAXAshby" wrote:
...also a centerfold from Viva

Ewwww, gross, Jeff. Now I'll never again be able to buy (or use) Viva paper
towels!

On 25 Mar 2004 10:59:59 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote:

"Jeff Morris" wrote:
You buy paper towels that have a centerfold?

"JAXAshby" wrote:
...also a centerfold from Viva

Ewwww, gross, Jeff. Now I'll never again be able to buy (or use) Viva paper towels!

I believe Jax finds them more effective than Kleenex when typing
one-handed to boating newsgroups. Perhaps that's because he once faced
a 'mutiny' on the Bounty. G I believe he's considers himself the
"quicker picker upper" in any case

Sorry, I couldn't resist the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pun on
boats, paper towels, and Jax's epistolatory style. Oh, Jax, I know
you're some sort of Mensan or something, so I'll clarify: that means
"the way you post", and NOT the "way you urinate".

R.

"Jeff Morris" wrote:
You buy paper towels that have a centerfold?

"JAXAshby" wrote:
...also a centerfold from Viva

(Frank Maier) wrote:
Ewwww, gross, Jeff. Now I'll never again be able to buy (or use) Viva paper towels!

rhys wrote:
I believe Jax finds them more effective than Kleenex when typing
one-handed to boating newsgroups. Perhaps that's because he once faced
a 'mutiny' on the Bounty. G I believe he's considers himself the
"quicker picker upper" in any case
....snip...

Snort! Keyboard!

Man this is getting to be an expensive thread. First, I need a new
keyboard and now there are *two* brands of paper towels I'll never
again be able to use.

Man this is getting to be an expensive thread. First, I need a new
keyboard and now there are *two* brands of paper towels I'll never
again be able to use.

you are easily influenced by outside sources. buy another talisman, and put
over your head another double layer of aluminum foil.

On 27 Mar 2004 14:56:57 GMT, (JAXAshby) wrote:

buy another talisman, and put
over your head another double layer of aluminum foil.

A reasonable fascimile of the JAXAshby family crest is thus achieved:
a skipper's cap, argent, with fuzzy dice rampant.

"Nemo surdior est quam is qui non audiet" is the motto below, I
believe.

R.