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Flame War here?
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Flame War here?
and frank gladly shows one and all that he is not really, really, really,
really dumb by being really, really, really, really dumb (note the incorrect usage of the word "transference" he just today found in the dictionary). frank, I know you won't understand this, but I am posting it anyway so that other people can laugh at you. you see, frank, when someone is REALLY dumb they are too dumb to even begin to realize they are dumb. most usually these really dumb ones -- such as yourself -- just go right on claimig they personally knew everything it was possible to know by the time they got out of 6th grade the second time. got you have gainful employment, frank. wouldn't want you to be a drain on your country's welfare system. you may continue to babble, frank. Thanks. Here's a babble just for you. Every time Jax opens his mouth, he's as fallacious as a rapper's chickenhead is fellatious. A partial list of Jax's most frequent fallacies: ad hominem and tu quoque: Jax always goes straight to the ad hominem. If someone else beats him to an insult ("Jax, you're an idiot!"), his fallback is the tu quoque. "No! You're an idiot!" ad verecundiam: Then there are all the famous (to him) people he knows. This constitutes arguing from an authority. "I know a(n important) guy who says you can sail upwind under bare poles." And the self-aggrandizing version, "I had sex with a Playboy bunny. Therefore, I am a desirable person." Of course, we know that one is *kinda* true. Masturbating while looking at a certerfold is, technically, having sex with a Playboy bunny. ad numerum, refined by ad crumenam: The ad numerum gets him to the ballpark where he wants to play. "Most smart people (in the Jax universe) believe X." From there, he refines it to an elitist version with an ad crumenam. "The very smartest people (Jax himself and maybe God, on one of His good days) believe XsubY." Usually with an ad hominem thrown in, just because that seems to be his favorite, "But *you* are a low-IQ prole and couldn't even understand X, much less XsubY." ad nauseum: Y'all know this one. "I'm smarter than all of you." "I'm smart; you're dumb." "My middle name is MENSA." "My IQ is eight bazillion, based on a test I took once, given by a group which would get membership dues from me if I scored at least eight bazillion. And I did!" "Did I mention how smart I am?" And on, and on... non causa pro causa: Declaring that independent events actually have a cause-and-effect relationship. "I couldn't find the Gulf Stream. Therefore, the Gulf Stream is difficult to find." Well, I guess a psychologist might wanna call that one "transference" or something. It's the Gulf Stream's fault, not mine. |
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No Flame War here
"I had sex with a Playboy bunny.
centerfold. also a centerfold from Viva |
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No Flame War here
You buy paper towels that have a centerfold? I'm sure that concept appeals to
you, jaxie. "JAXAshby" wrote in message ... "I had sex with a Playboy bunny. centerfold. also a centerfold from Viva |
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No Flame War here
"Jeff Morris" wrote:
You buy paper towels that have a centerfold? "JAXAshby" wrote: ...also a centerfold from Viva Ewwww, gross, Jeff. Now I'll never again be able to buy (or use) Viva paper towels! |
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No Flame War here
Viva was a sister magazine to Penthouse. Viva was pitched as "a class act",
where Penthouse was rougher. Viva folded some years back. wrote: You buy paper towels that have a centerfold? "JAXAshby" wrote: ...also a centerfold from Viva Ewwww, gross, Jeff. Now I'll never again be able to buy (or use) Viva paper towels! |
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No Flame War here
"Jeff Morris" wrote:
You buy paper towels that have a centerfold? "JAXAshby" wrote: ...also a centerfold from Viva (Frank Maier) wrote: Ewwww, gross, Jeff. Now I'll never again be able to buy (or use) Viva paper towels! rhys wrote: I believe Jax finds them more effective than Kleenex when typing one-handed to boating newsgroups. Perhaps that's because he once faced a 'mutiny' on the Bounty. G I believe he's considers himself the "quicker picker upper" in any case ....snip... Snort! Keyboard! Man this is getting to be an expensive thread. First, I need a new keyboard and now there are *two* brands of paper towels I'll never again be able to use. |
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