On Mon, 07 Mar 2011 15:32:26 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Sat, 05 Mar 2011 18:57:17 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:44:23 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:14:11 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:34:04 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Mar 2011 18:29:52 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:36:55 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:10:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
newssqdm6d7ajlcjtejpj21i0pceqkn6mma23@4a x.com...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:04:40 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip

I would have told her to fall off on purpose so I could do some
man-overboard rescue practice drills.

An added advantage would be a wet t-shirt. LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard


As long as you didn't push me! FYI, sorry I saw your email today, but
just didn't have the opportunity to give a thoughtful reply. I'll get
to it this evening after I get back from the gym. I hope you had a
nice day!

No rush. I took my time answering yours. . .

Also, Waldo sounds like an ass.

Agreed. He sounds bitter about something. Certainly, he can't still think
Jessica B is just another nym for Wilbur Hubbard. If so, then he sure can't
read with comprehension.


Wilbur Hubbard


I hope you got my email from earlier... so much going on. I really
don't have the time or energy for a bizzaro like Waldo.


Goodness, from the lack of posts recently I had thought that the
Willie and Jessica show (called a farce in earlier times) had moved on
to bigger and better things.

Ah well, hope still springs... etc.
Cheers,

Bruce

I think you're the one who's the farce if that's your attitude.

farce ~ noun rare
1, a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

or

2.fill with a stuffing

It seems to fit. The poor benighted little girl asking all the silly
questions to the manly expert.... Hopefully to get his attention.

Try
http://secure.theatreroyal.org/peo/s...nimalmagnetism
for an example.



Cheers,

Bruce

Sounds like you're jealous. Aren't you happily married?


Well, I guess I'm happy - been married to the same woman for 40 years.

Cheers,

Bruce

Either she's a saint or you're the luckiest man in the world! Maybe
both. I bet you don't tell her she's "poor benighted little girl".

There IS a difference, you know. she isn't, nor does she attempt to
play the part.
Cheers,

Bruce

"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Mar 2011 12:08:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
snip


What's most attractive about men in general is when they don't condemn
a woman because of who she is. I most appreciate it when a man bothers
to answer a question. I most least appreciate it when a man is so
insecure that they make all sorts of vile claims without a shred of
evidence.

Sounds a little like Waldo. . . About the only time I'll condemn a woman
is
when she tries hard to act like a man and to usurp the rightful role of a
man. Many liberal woman are like that. They let this equality nonsense go
too far. Look at that harridan Pelosi. I couldn't imagine ANY man putting
up
with THAT!

Ugg.. don't mention Pelosi...

My apologies, dear lady, that WAS rather crass of me. LOL!


A man is a man. A woman is a woman. I have no interest in switching
genders. I just want to do my work, get paid, take nice vacations, and
be with a guy who doesn't treat me like a doormat and respects me
enough to let me go on an on about something I care about like wall
color and duvet lengths. lol

Did you have a little typo on "paid" perchance. ROFLOL! Just don't go on and
on about wall color or ceiling color when you're supposed to be in a
passionate embrace. Duvet is a new one on me. Had to Google it. It's a
blanket of some sort, I suppose. I see you are, indeed, a conservative girl.
A liberal wouldn't worry about duvet length. If it was too short for her,
she would cut a length off the bottom and sew it on the top. LOL!


I think if it ever worked out for me to go sailing with you or even
meet somewhere for a drink and we documented with a picture, they
would have a mental breakdown.

They would claim it was a fake. They would yell, "Photoshopped!!" I think
we would need to shot a little video. Videos aren't easy to fake like
still
photos. I could record you pulling up the anchor wearing only gloves and a
bikini. LOL! They wouldn't be able to deny it then.

As long as I don't get mud mixed in with the sunscreen!

Mostly sand and shells around here. And, besides, mud is a better sunscreen
than what you get in a store. But, you might get a 'splotchy' tan. At any
rate, you could take off your soiled bikini to wash it in the sink and you
could shower the mud off your body under the solar shower bag. I PROMISE I
wouldn't sneak a peak. ;-)


Wilbur Hubbard

"Bruce" wrote in message
news
On Mon, 07 Mar 2011 15:32:26 -0800, Jessica B
wrote
snip


Either she's a saint or you're the luckiest man in the world! Maybe
both. I bet you don't tell her she's "poor benighted little girl".

There IS a difference, you know. she isn't, nor does she attempt to
play the part.


Now, Bruce, please be a gentleman and be nice to Jessica B. She's a real
sweetheart even if you're too jaded or dumb to see it.


Wilbur Hubbard

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 4 Mar 2011 11:52:35 -0500, "Waldo" wrote:

Goodness, from the lack of posts recently I had thought that the
Willie and Jessica show (called a farce in earlier times) had moved on
to bigger and better things.

Ah well, hope still springs... etc.
Cheers,

Bruce

Wilbur/Capt. Neal had to go ashore to get the battery in his ankle
bracelet.
replaced. Jessica De Plume has been over at rec.boats getting her ass
wooped.

I think you're a psycho.



They think you are the emmadeplume character over on rec.boats just because
emma has a hushmail addy and uses Forte Agent. But, come to think of it I
don't know any girls who use a free NSP and Forte Agent. Maybe you could
explain how it came about that you have that configuration? It might keep
some of these Rubes from being so paranoid.

I've read some of emma de plume's posts and she sounds like a freaking
liberal to me, guys.

rec.boats added

Wilbur Hubbard

"Mark Borgerson" wrote in message
...
In article s.com,
llid says...

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 4 Mar 2011 10:47:48 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

SNIP



No interest in San Fran... sorry. It's fun to visit for a few days,
after that it's just to weird.

Nothing but a modern day Sodom and Gommorah. I wouldn't mind seeing a
giant
earthquake that sinks the self-satisfied sodomite population to the
bottom
of the ocean. Well, perhaps that's being a bit too harsh. How about 95%
of
the self-satisfied sodomites?


If they're "self-satisfied", aren't they Onanists, and not sodomites?
;-)


What if they self-satisfy with a big fat dildo?

--
Gregory Hall

On 3/8/11 5:23 PM, Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
"Jessica wrote in message
...
On Fri, 4 Mar 2011 11:52:35 -0500, wrote:

Goodness, from the lack of posts recently I had thought that the
Willie and Jessica show (called a farce in earlier times) had moved on
to bigger and better things.

Ah well, hope still springs... etc.
Cheers,

Bruce

Wilbur/Capt. Neal had to go ashore to get the battery in his ankle
bracelet.
replaced. Jessica De Plume has been over at rec.boats getting her ass
wooped.

I think you're a psycho.



They think you are the emmadeplume character over on rec.boats just because
emma has a hushmail addy and uses Forte Agent. But, come to think of it I
don't know any girls who use a free NSP and Forte Agent. Maybe you could
explain how it came about that you have that configuration? It might keep
some of these Rubes from being so paranoid.

I've read some of emma de plume's posts and she sounds like a freaking
liberal to me, guys.

rec.boats added

Wilbur Hubbard



It matters not, Willy. Not likely she's going to hook up with an idiot
like you.

"Harryk" wrote in message
m...
snip


It matters not, Willy. Not likely she's going to hook up with an idiot
like me.


I agree!

Wilbur Hubbard

On Tue, 8 Mar 2011 17:15:53 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 5 Mar 2011 12:08:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


What's most attractive about men in general is when they don't condemn
a woman because of who she is. I most appreciate it when a man bothers
to answer a question. I most least appreciate it when a man is so
insecure that they make all sorts of vile claims without a shred of
evidence.

Sounds a little like Waldo. . . About the only time I'll condemn a woman
is
when she tries hard to act like a man and to usurp the rightful role of a
man. Many liberal woman are like that. They let this equality nonsense go
too far. Look at that harridan Pelosi. I couldn't imagine ANY man putting
up
with THAT!

Ugg.. don't mention Pelosi...

My apologies, dear lady, that WAS rather crass of me. LOL!


A man is a man. A woman is a woman. I have no interest in switching
genders. I just want to do my work, get paid, take nice vacations, and
be with a guy who doesn't treat me like a doormat and respects me
enough to let me go on an on about something I care about like wall
color and duvet lengths. lol

Did you have a little typo on "paid" perchance. ROFLOL! Just don't go on and
on about wall color or ceiling color when you're supposed to be in a
passionate embrace. Duvet is a new one on me. Had to Google it. It's a
blanket of some sort, I suppose. I see you are, indeed, a conservative girl.
A liberal wouldn't worry about duvet length. If it was too short for her,
she would cut a length off the bottom and sew it on the top. LOL!

My place isn't fancy, but it's certainly decorated. :-)

I think if it ever worked out for me to go sailing with you or even
meet somewhere for a drink and we documented with a picture, they
would have a mental breakdown.

They would claim it was a fake. They would yell, "Photoshopped!!" I think
we would need to shot a little video. Videos aren't easy to fake like
still
photos. I could record you pulling up the anchor wearing only gloves and a
bikini. LOL! They wouldn't be able to deny it then.

As long as I don't get mud mixed in with the sunscreen!

Mostly sand and shells around here. And, besides, mud is a better sunscreen
than what you get in a store. But, you might get a 'splotchy' tan. At any
rate, you could take off your soiled bikini to wash it in the sink and you
could shower the mud off your body under the solar shower bag. I PROMISE I
wouldn't sneak a peak. ;-)

I've taken mud baths.. lol

You're darn right you wouldn't peak. I'd lock you below. Did you get
my email about me having an armed guard? I didn't see a reply, but
maybe you were working on your boat?


Wilbur Hubbard

On Tue, 08 Mar 2011 07:30:47 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Mon, 07 Mar 2011 15:32:26 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Sat, 05 Mar 2011 18:57:17 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:44:23 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:14:11 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:34:04 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Mar 2011 18:29:52 +0700, Bruce
wrote:

On Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:36:55 -0800, Jessica B
wrote:

On Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:10:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
newssqdm6d7ajlcjtejpj21i0pceqkn6mma23@4 ax.com...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:04:40 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
snip

I would have told her to fall off on purpose so I could do some
man-overboard rescue practice drills.

An added advantage would be a wet t-shirt. LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard


As long as you didn't push me! FYI, sorry I saw your email today, but
just didn't have the opportunity to give a thoughtful reply. I'll get
to it this evening after I get back from the gym. I hope you had a
nice day!

No rush. I took my time answering yours. . .

Also, Waldo sounds like an ass.

Agreed. He sounds bitter about something. Certainly, he can't still think
Jessica B is just another nym for Wilbur Hubbard. If so, then he sure can't
read with comprehension.


Wilbur Hubbard


I hope you got my email from earlier... so much going on. I really
don't have the time or energy for a bizzaro like Waldo.


Goodness, from the lack of posts recently I had thought that the
Willie and Jessica show (called a farce in earlier times) had moved on
to bigger and better things.

Ah well, hope still springs... etc.
Cheers,

Bruce

I think you're the one who's the farce if that's your attitude.

farce ~ noun rare
1, a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

or

2.fill with a stuffing

It seems to fit. The poor benighted little girl asking all the silly
questions to the manly expert.... Hopefully to get his attention.

Try
http://secure.theatreroyal.org/peo/s...nimalmagnetism
for an example.



Cheers,

Bruce

Sounds like you're jealous. Aren't you happily married?


Well, I guess I'm happy - been married to the same woman for 40 years.

Cheers,

Bruce

Either she's a saint or you're the luckiest man in the world! Maybe
both. I bet you don't tell her she's "poor benighted little girl".

There IS a difference, you know. she isn't, nor does she attempt to
play the part.
Cheers,

Bruce

Definitely a difference! You must be darn lucky then. I hope you're
not so rude with your wife!

On Tue, 8 Mar 2011 17:23:13 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 4 Mar 2011 11:52:35 -0500, "Waldo" wrote:

Goodness, from the lack of posts recently I had thought that the
Willie and Jessica show (called a farce in earlier times) had moved on
to bigger and better things.

Ah well, hope still springs... etc.
Cheers,

Bruce

Wilbur/Capt. Neal had to go ashore to get the battery in his ankle
bracelet.
replaced. Jessica De Plume has been over at rec.boats getting her ass
wooped.

I think you're a psycho.



They think you are the emmadeplume character over on rec.boats just because
emma has a hushmail addy and uses Forte Agent. But, come to think of it I
don't know any girls who use a free NSP and Forte Agent. Maybe you could
explain how it came about that you have that configuration? It might keep
some of these Rubes from being so paranoid.

I've read some of emma de plume's posts and she sounds like a freaking
liberal to me, guys.

rec.boats added

Wilbur Hubbard


I don't want to post over there... too many weirdos... I took a look
and it seems like the guys over there are pretty nasty and there are
lots of them. I guess it doesn't matter to some men if you're a
liberal or a conservative or whatever. They just treat women like
dirt.

I thought I said that my brother set this up for me. Can't remember,
but that's how it came to be. Don't know that much about it. It works
and I don't have to pay anything. Also, the best part is that it's
fairly anonymous. I'm a bit leery of people knowing how to contact me
if I don't want them to.

I have a feeling that no matter what I say it won't make a
differerence.