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Bruce wrote:
On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 21:49:45 -0800 (PST), Bob
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If I have an overheated imagination lately it's probably because of
JessicaB. That girl is about as perfect as any I've run across in
decades.
She has little or no trouble seeing you pretenders for what you are.
That
alone makes her highly discriminating and ultimately desirable. If
only I
were about 25-30 years younger I'd have to seriously pursue her.
I wonder what that would be like... Flowers, candy (nah, well, a few),
cinnibons, help with a shampoo - like in that movie with Nicole Kidman
(without the rampaging murderer though)?
Ok, I'm really off to the gym...
Help with a shampoo - now that's hot! I'd certainly like to do that.
Especially if you were all relaxed just back from the gym!!! I haven't
seen
the movie you referred to, though. Neck, ears, shoulders and (shorter)
female hair are so sensual. Turns me on just fantasizing about it.
Wilbur Hubbard

My dear colegue Willbur:

I THINK IM GOING TO PUKE!

Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob


Willie-boy went and constructed another sock? Why, I'd never have
believe it :-)


Looks like it.

I guess he needs someone to admire him.



Hey, I guess you don't even believe a photo when you see it. I know Jessica
sounds too good to be true but sometimes you gotta have a little faith.
Wouldn't it be stupid to miss out on meeting Jessica in person just because
you have some sock puppet fantasy?

Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative, fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing would
be heaven.


Wilbur Hubbard


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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative, fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing would
be heaven.


I think she's in New Zealand. You should fly out to meet her.

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On 2/5/2011 7:21 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative, fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing would
be heaven.


I think she's in New Zealand. You should fly out to meet her.


Why not "cruise" over in his circumnavigating banana?
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:21:42 -0500, Wayne.B
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative, fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing would
be heaven.


I think she's in New Zealand. You should fly out to meet her.



Or sail out :-)
Cheers,

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On Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:21:42 -0500, Wayne.B
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative, fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing would
be heaven.


I think she's in New Zealand. You should fly out to meet her.


New Zealand?? Where did you get that? Pacific Time Wayne (Southern
Cali).


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On Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:21:42 -0500, Wayne.B
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative,
fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want
in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing
would
be heaven.


I think she's in New Zealand. You should fly out to meet her.


New Zealand?? Where did you get that? Pacific Time Wayne (Southern
Cali).





He might be referring to some young woman who is attempting a
circumnavigation.

Can't recall her last name.


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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:21:42 -0500, Wayne.B
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative,
fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want
in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing
would
be heaven.

I think she's in New Zealand. You should fly out to meet her.


New Zealand?? Where did you get that? Pacific Time Wayne (Southern
Cali).





He might be referring to some young woman who is attempting a
circumnavigation.

Can't recall her last name.


I think I'll pass on that. Maybe in a plane. :-)
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He might be referring to some young woman who is attempting a
circumnavigation.

Can't recall her last name.


I think I'll pass on that. Maybe in a plane. :-)



Or a luxurious cruise ship where you had all the comforts of home and then
some . . .


Nope, I think world voyaging on a small sailboat is for masochists. Coastal
cruising, on the other hand, is really a nice challenge and physically
enjoyable. You'd love some of the deserted beaches in the Bahamas - miles of
sand with nary a soul to be seen. There was this one long stretch of beach I
really liked on the north end of Great Guana. I'd anchor on the bay side and
dinghy to shore. Then I'd walk across the island (about a quarter mile wide)
to the beach on the ocean side. Then I'd run barefoot around the north end
of the island and then on to the bayside where the beach petered out. Then I
would swim along the shore back to the boat. All told about a three mile
round trip. Sometimes I didn't see anyone the whole time. Nice!


Wilbur Hubbard



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On Wed, 9 Feb 2011 15:27:15 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Jessica B" wrote in message
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He might be referring to some young woman who is attempting a
circumnavigation.

Can't recall her last name.


I think I'll pass on that. Maybe in a plane. :-)



Or a luxurious cruise ship where you had all the comforts of home and then
some . . .


I would do that, but I think most of the people who go on those things
are overweight and all they do is eat the entire time. At least there
are some limitations on planes about actually fitting into a seat! I
had a cross-country flight last year (LA to NY) and asked to move. The
guy was grossly fat and hanging into my seat.



Nope, I think world voyaging on a small sailboat is for masochists. Coastal
cruising, on the other hand, is really a nice challenge and physically
enjoyable. You'd love some of the deserted beaches in the Bahamas - miles of
sand with nary a soul to be seen. There was this one long stretch of beach I
really liked on the north end of Great Guana. I'd anchor on the bay side and
dinghy to shore. Then I'd walk across the island (about a quarter mile wide)
to the beach on the ocean side. Then I'd run barefoot around the north end
of the island and then on to the bayside where the beach petered out. Then I
would swim along the shore back to the boat. All told about a three mile
round trip. Sometimes I didn't see anyone the whole time. Nice!


Seems like all the interesting things happen close to the shoreline,
so why spend weeks in the middle of the ocean? Well, I guess for some
it's fun.

I guess I'd be a bit worried about leaving the boat and then coming
back and it wasn't there any more. I'm sure you're really good at
anchoring, but... Also, what if someone takes the boat? It might be a
long walk (or swim) home.
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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"CaveLamb" wrote in message
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Bruce wrote:
On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 21:49:45 -0800 (PST), Bob
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
If I have an overheated imagination lately it's probably because of
JessicaB. That girl is about as perfect as any I've run across in
decades.
She has little or no trouble seeing you pretenders for what you are.
That
alone makes her highly discriminating and ultimately desirable. If
only I
were about 25-30 years younger I'd have to seriously pursue her.
I wonder what that would be like... Flowers, candy (nah, well, a few),
cinnibons, help with a shampoo - like in that movie with Nicole Kidman
(without the rampaging murderer though)?
Ok, I'm really off to the gym...
Help with a shampoo - now that's hot! I'd certainly like to do that.
Especially if you were all relaxed just back from the gym!!! I haven't
seen
the movie you referred to, though. Neck, ears, shoulders and (shorter)
female hair are so sensual. Turns me on just fantasizing about it.
Wilbur Hubbard

My dear colegue Willbur:

I THINK IM GOING TO PUKE!

Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob


Willie-boy went and constructed another sock? Why, I'd never have
believe it :-)


Looks like it.

I guess he needs someone to admire him.



Hey, I guess you don't even believe a photo when you see it.


haven't seen any photo so far.
'
I know Jessica
sounds too good to be true but sometimes you gotta have a little faith.
Wouldn't it be stupid to miss out on meeting Jessica in person just because
you have some sock puppet fantasy?


Why in God's world would I want to meet Jessie? After all I've got my
own family to cherish.


Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative, fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing would
be heaven.

I have no idea of what you might want in a woman and after reading
your various tirades about women I winder whether you do.


Wilbur Hubbard



Cheers,

Bruce


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