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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"CaveLamb" wrote in message
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Bruce wrote:
On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 21:49:45 -0800 (PST), Bob
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
If I have an overheated imagination lately it's probably because of
JessicaB. That girl is about as perfect as any I've run across in
decades.
She has little or no trouble seeing you pretenders for what you are.
That
alone makes her highly discriminating and ultimately desirable. If
only I
were about 25-30 years younger I'd have to seriously pursue her.
I wonder what that would be like... Flowers, candy (nah, well, a few),
cinnibons, help with a shampoo - like in that movie with Nicole Kidman
(without the rampaging murderer though)?
Ok, I'm really off to the gym...
Help with a shampoo - now that's hot! I'd certainly like to do that.
Especially if you were all relaxed just back from the gym!!! I haven't
seen
the movie you referred to, though. Neck, ears, shoulders and (shorter)
female hair are so sensual. Turns me on just fantasizing about it.
Wilbur Hubbard

My dear colegue Willbur:

I THINK IM GOING TO PUKE!

Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob


Willie-boy went and constructed another sock? Why, I'd never have
believe it :-)


Looks like it.

I guess he needs someone to admire him.



Hey, I guess you don't even believe a photo when you see it.


haven't seen any photo so far.
'
I know Jessica
sounds too good to be true but sometimes you gotta have a little faith.
Wouldn't it be stupid to miss out on meeting Jessica in person just because
you have some sock puppet fantasy?


Why in God's world would I want to meet Jessie? After all I've got my
own family to cherish.


Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative, fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing would
be heaven.

I have no idea of what you might want in a woman and after reading
your various tirades about women I winder whether you do.


Wilbur Hubbard



Cheers,

Bruce