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On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 18:35:25 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"CaveLamb" wrote in message
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Bruce wrote:
On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 21:49:45 -0800 (PST), Bob
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If I have an overheated imagination lately it's probably because of
JessicaB. That girl is about as perfect as any I've run across in
decades.
She has little or no trouble seeing you pretenders for what you are.
That
alone makes her highly discriminating and ultimately desirable. If
only I
were about 25-30 years younger I'd have to seriously pursue her.
I wonder what that would be like... Flowers, candy (nah, well, a few),
cinnibons, help with a shampoo - like in that movie with Nicole Kidman
(without the rampaging murderer though)?
Ok, I'm really off to the gym...
Help with a shampoo - now that's hot! I'd certainly like to do that.
Especially if you were all relaxed just back from the gym!!! I haven't
seen
the movie you referred to, though. Neck, ears, shoulders and (shorter)
female hair are so sensual. Turns me on just fantasizing about it.
Wilbur Hubbard

My dear colegue Willbur:

I THINK IM GOING TO PUKE!

Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob


Willie-boy went and constructed another sock? Why, I'd never have
believe it :-)


Looks like it.

I guess he needs someone to admire him.



Hey, I guess you don't even believe a photo when you see it.


haven't seen any photo so far.
'
I know Jessica
sounds too good to be true but sometimes you gotta have a little faith.
Wouldn't it be stupid to miss out on meeting Jessica in person just because
you have some sock puppet fantasy?


Why in God's world would I want to meet Jessie? After all I've got my
own family to cherish.


Jessica is young, enthusiastic, beautiful, intelligent, conservative, fit,
productive and just plain captivating. Jeezz, what else could a man want in
a woman? Just to meet her one time in person and do a little sailing would
be heaven.

I have no idea of what you might want in a woman and after reading
your various tirades about women I winder whether you do.


Wilbur Hubbard



Cheers,

Bruce
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Hey, I guess you don't even believe a photo when you see it.


haven't seen any photo so far.



Too dumb to follow a link???


Why in God's world would I want to meet Jessie? After all I've got my
own family to cherish.


She wouldn't be able to abide you either. LOL!


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I have no idea of what you might want in a woman and after reading
your various tirades about women I w(o)nder whether you do.



I know exactly what I like in a woman.


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I know exactly what I like in a woman.


Wilbur Hubbard


Me, too, but it doesn't bear discussion in a public forum :{))

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I know exactly what I like in a woman.


Wilbur Hubbard


Me, too, but it doesn't bear discussion in a public forum :{))




You cad!

Not the intimate details (it's been so long I've forgotten most all of that
sort of thing anyway) just the obvious and desirable public physical and
mental attributes is what I know exactly how I like them to be.

Sense of humor, for example, means a lot and Jessica seems to have a pretty
good one. Sort of a dry humor which is unusually attractive in a girl.





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On Mon, 7 Feb 2011 17:07:45 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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I know exactly what I like in a woman.


Wilbur Hubbard


Me, too, but it doesn't bear discussion in a public forum :{))




You cad!

Not the intimate details (it's been so long I've forgotten most all of that
sort of thing anyway) just the obvious and desirable public physical and
mental attributes is what I know exactly how I like them to be.

Sense of humor, for example, means a lot and Jessica seems to have a pretty
good one. Sort of a dry humor which is unusually attractive in a girl.


Thanks! (Not much for slapstick humor - another fault in some
people's eyes, but I just don't get it)


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Not the intimate details (it's been so long I've forgotten most all of
that
sort of thing anyway) just the obvious and desirable public physical and
mental attributes is what I know exactly how I like them to be.

Sense of humor, for example, means a lot and Jessica seems to have a
pretty
good one. Sort of a dry humor which is unusually attractive in a girl.


Thanks! (Not much for slapstick humor - another fault in some
people's eyes, but I just don't get it)



Agreed. Though when I was a kid I did enjoy the Three Stooges. But, now I
like my humor a little more on the cerebral side.



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Not the intimate details (it's been so long I've forgotten most all of
that
sort of thing anyway) just the obvious and desirable public physical and
mental attributes is what I know exactly how I like them to be.

Sense of humor, for example, means a lot and Jessica seems to have a
pretty
good one. Sort of a dry humor which is unusually attractive in a girl.


Thanks! (Not much for slapstick humor - another fault in some
people's eyes, but I just don't get it)



Agreed. Though when I was a kid I did enjoy the Three Stooges. But, now I
like my humor a little more on the cerebral side.



I guess before my time. I liked The Jerk... especially when Steve
Martin tries walking with the chair around his legs.
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"Flying Pig" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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I know exactly what I like in a woman.


Wilbur Hubbard


Me, too, but it doesn't bear discussion in a public forum :{))


Somehow Wilbur's followup didn't make it to the pages I'm looking at...

I wasn't referring to "about" - I was referring to "in" :{)) (TMI, I
know...)

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"Believe me, my young friend, there is *nothing*-absolutely nothing-half so
much worth doing as simply messing, messing-about-in-boats; messing about in
boats-or *with* boats.

In or out of 'em, it doesn't matter. Nothing seems really to matter, that's
the charm of it.

Whether you get away, or whether you don't; whether you arrive at your
destination or whether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get
anywhere at all, you're always busy, and you never do anything in
particular; and when you've done it there's always something else to do, and
you can do it if you like, but you'd much better not."


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"Flying Pig" wrote in message
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"Flying Pig" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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I know exactly what I like in a woman.


Wilbur Hubbard


Me, too, but it doesn't bear discussion in a public forum :{))


Somehow Wilbur's followup didn't make it to the pages I'm looking at...

I wasn't referring to "about" - I was referring to "in" :{)) (TMI, I
know...)


ROFLOL! Good one, now that I finally got it. You dirty old man, you!


Wilbur Hubbard


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