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Help with a shampoo - now that's hot! I'd certainly like to do that.
Especially if you were all relaxed just back from the gym!!! I haven't
seen
the movie you referred to, though. Neck, ears, shoulders and (shorter)
female hair are so sensual. Turns me on just fantasizing about it.


You should definitely see that movie... it's called Dead Calm (1989).
I looked it up. It's on a boat, so it would on topic for you. And, Sam
Neill is hot!



Thanks, I'll try to remember it. Too bad Blockbuster went out of business
around here. Maybe I could find it on Netflix.





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Hah! Got you! Bald is totally fine, unless you have one of those
pretend haircuts where men flop over some stupidly long bangs to make
it look like they have hair. I'm sure that fools at least a few blind
people.


None of that. My preferred haircut is with hair clippers on the shortest
setting then just buzz it all down. Those comb-over and hair plug boys are
so pathetic. Who do they think they're fooling? The way I look at it is
any
woman who rules a man out soley on the basis of baldness is pretty shallow
anyway.


Thank GOD! If you had said something like, well, it looks good on me.
I would have probably not said much after.


Smart girl. That would be a very vain man. . .

Hey baldness is 1) sexy (if honest about it) 2) tends to mean lots of
"energy" 3) probably indicates lack of head lice.


Some people say that Jean Luc Piccard of Startrek is sexy even with a bald
head and some people say I look somewhat like him. By 'energy' do you really
mean 'testosterone'? LOL. It's true - one of the factors in baldness is high
testosterone levels. That's why women don't go bald. They have low
testosterone levels. Thank God for the fair sex.

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Yes, the woman is ultimately the decider of go or no-go in a relationship.


You would think, but there are guys out there insist and insist.
Fortunately, I've never had a stalker, but that does happen.


But, then again, some women do like to play hard to get so it's not so easy
for a man to give up too soon sometimes. But, one can go overboard and
that's not kool. Even when a woman plays hard to get any man with even a
tiny bit of perception will see the come-hither clues among the get lost
ones. If there are ONLY get lost clues then it's a good time to hit the
road.



I typically ride for about 5 miles each way. So, that a good
distance... stop for a gelato or something, then head home.


Gelato? Never heard of that. Must be a California thing. We have
'smoothies'
around here - protein shakes sorta like. Our normal training ride is 45
miles and three times a week and on Saturday we do a longer ride of sixty
miles, weather permitting, of course. It's all out on the highway
shoulder
and it's too dangerous if the weather is rainy or too windy.


It's an Italian-style ice cream... oh my gosh, you've got to try it.
Totally decadent!


I'll try it if I see it. They do have "Italian Ice" around here but that
probably isn't the same thing. There is a little icecream shop next to the
theater. I could check with them to see if they have any gelato.

Out here, it's illegal to ride on the freeways. That's a lot of miles!
You must be great shape.


We can't ride on freeways and turnpikes either but be can ride on the other
roads. There is only one main road that goes up and down the Keys, US-1, so
that's the only option. They do have some bike paths but they're just awful.
They are mostly used by runners, joggers, mothers pushing baby strollers,
people walking their dogs, etc. Really untenable for riding a high speed
road bike on the. And, they are rougher than hell what with roots creeping
under them and making it more like a motocross course than a bike path.

I *am* in decent shape and can do some pretty fast rides. My riding partner
is ten years younger and even he has a hard time keeping up when I do a
practice TT. He just ends up drafting on my back wheel and even so, I can
usually out-sprint him at the end of the 15 kilometer course.

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Definitely know what you mean... Sometimes having a coffee with
someone is uncomfortable enough! lol

It does sound really fabulous though... sunset sail and a cool beer.
Yum!


It IS nice, indeed. And, even better with somebody who appreciates it, too.



I guess there's a storm season, so just avoid that and I should be ok.


Hurricane season is from June through November but that is really way too
broad. The only real significant chance of hurricanes is from August-Oct.


So then something like April/May would be good? Just wondering... Is
there an ideal time of year? Umm zephyrs? See, I've been Googling.



Any time of year in your company would be good. wink But . . .

April/May is probably the best time as it's not gotten into summer heat and
summer fickle winds (zephyrs) yet. Around June begins the rainy season
usually with some thunderstorms and lots of lightning. I don't like
lightning at all. And, it's pretty good sleeping weather with fresh cool
breezes through the hatches until June/July when it can become quite hot,
still and buggy at night.

That reminds me. I've got to get a couple new fans. They have a really nice
one at West Marine that runs so smooth and quite. I was looking at it the
other day. Got to buy one or two when I go up there to get some red striping
tape for the new paint job. No air conditioning on my boat. Don't want it,
don't need it but fans are vital to stir the air.






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It looks like it's got every herbal oil in the book in it. I don't see any
detergents listed so it probably wouldn't do so well in salt water.


Yeah... well, I guess I would be a water waster. Probably have to do
extra duty as the galley slave. lol



You can use as much water as you can help me haul. LOL! No extra galley
slave duty required.

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Eewwww!


Kids are filthy little buggers. Fortunately, my niece is well
beyond that stage at this point, and she's the only one I associate
with (technically, I have others in Germany). She's here with her mom
with dad over there.


Yah, I've heard they have regular infestations of head lice in some of the
schools. Between the head lice and the bed bugs taking over, I'm glad they
can't swim. I guess I'd have to quarantine my boat and demand a head lice
inspection before any kids could be allowed aboard. :-)


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I'll never tell! The key is waking up with them with the correct side
out in the morning (college fun). Probably TMI.


Girls will play . . .



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Oh JESUS!! I don't think I could take snakes falling from the sky. lol



Oops! I guess I shouldn't have told you that . ..


Yeah... Heil the master bs. You try that with a cat and best case it
just looks at you.


Cats are definitely their own people.

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Yes, exactly! It's my friggin money. I'm willing to pay for common
sense things, but I'm not willing to pay for nonsense.


Right on!!!


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It was sick. Oh well.. at least she could afford it. Cali is a bit
strange wouldn't you say...



Amen!




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I would do this if I could get reimbursed. Maybe there's a rich yacht
captain who has a few extra bucks to spend.... lol


Tell you what, I'll buy you one and even include the price of "Atlas
Shrugged" but you'll have to come and pick it up in person. ;-)


Hmmm.... I'll have to check my vacation accrual. :-)


Yes!!!


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Keep working out. Fit women are so HOT! I just love seeing women with abs
showing. We have some women who run around here and that looks so good to
see muscle definition in the abs.


I can do abs. :-)


Can you prove it? LOL!
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I guess they figured they spent enough. I had a job in HS, and I had
one in college. It was expected. I don't know if it's changed... I
guess it has. It's too bad... a little honest work never hurt anyone.



Same experience here. I had to work to pay some of my way at least because
my parents really couldn't afford to put seven children through college. You
tend to appreciate things more if you work for them.

Don't be bothered by the two posts on the Gregory Hall account - just forgot
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But you have a small gas outboard right, so it wouldn't be more than
maybe half a normal person's weight...thus no big deal?




Exactly, You're so aware, girl. I recently downgraded to a smaller, lighter
motor. This new one only weight sixty pounds. Not really a detriment at all.



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There was no welding required. Just bending and fitting the hardware. I
can
weld steel but stainless steel is more of a challenge as one needs to use
some inert gas to make good welds. (TIG welding) Welding is a good skill
to
learn. Did you ever see that movie, "Flashdance?" Now, there was one hot
welder. LOL!


Sure... Jennifer Beals (sp?) was hot in that, but she wasn't the
dancer. I should definitely take a class. I think I can get it paid
for through work, so why the heck not. There must be a CC around here
that offers it. I bet I'll be the only woman in the class... great
ratio!!


I do recall reading she had a fill-in for some of the more extreme dance
scenes. You should take a welding class. And, as in inpector it would be a
good skill to have so you could more readily recognize bad welding. If they
pay for it, so much the better. Great ratio, indeed! But, in California, who
knows, the class might be full of lesbians.


Seems to me that the last thing you want to do is having fuel on the
deck. It could even be stolen if you leave the boat. I could see maybe
having some extra if you're crossing an ocean, but if you just stock
up on food and water, it seems like you could just wait it out if you
can't sail, right? All the big yachts must cost a bunch of money, so
they can't be hard up for money for fuel.



Seems dumb to me, too. You won't catch me doing it. The last time I sailed
to the Bahamas I stayed there six months and I had five gallons of gasoline
stashed in a cockpit locker and 3.5 gallons in the little fuel tank for the
outboard and I never bought any gas the whole time I was there. I sailed
most everywhere and only motored when I had to get in and out of windless or
headwind harbor entrances. A sailboat loaded with jerry cans on deck shouts
loudly - motorhead!


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We make such an unbeatable team. . .

Hey I'm just telling the truth. If you said something totally inane,
I'd probably politely say you're full of it. :-)



Oh, a wise guy . . . :-)


Well, you can say I'm beautiful all you want and I won't complain or
say you're full of it. :-)




After seeing that latest picture you linked to, I'd be remiss if I DIDN'T
say you are beautiful and your friends are quite so, as well. California has
a reputation for having lovely girls and I guess it's well-deserved. But, I
sure hope you don't speak like a 'Valley Girl" LOL!


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I couldn't help but notice. I keep getting this 'tingle' right up my leg.
(Thanks Chris Matthews!)


Please don't mention that unmitigated turd. He's such a snob it makes
me sick. Sorry... flipped on the tube and listened to him for about 5
min... all I could take.




He IS suck a jerk!


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No fricken way! Where? He didn't grow them... just bought bags and fed
them to some cows (not sure, I was pretty young). It was near Spokane.


Never heard of feeding potatoes to cows. LOL! Are you sure he didn't plant
them. The best way to grow potatoes is to plant potatoes.



Yeah, I used to build forts, throw them at the cows (bulls?) which got
me in all sorts of trouble. I used to poke sticks in them then paint
them in water colors.



You must have been a little hoot! LOL!


Wilbur Hubbard


Hey, I just realized I spent the better part of an hour replying to
your posts. I wonder what that means? lol


Your bored? ROFLOL!



Well... off to gym, then I'm going out with my best buddies.

You'd probably like Jimbo (nickname for Jane Marie). Here we are from
last summer.

She's a little older than I am (well, not that much older) and a
really solid, no nonsense person. Stace is cool also, but she's kind
of a laze ass if you know what I mean.

http://stashbox.org/1063507/jb3.jpg

(she's on the right side)


Wow! What a bevy of beach babes! All three of you are a credit to your
gender. But, you're still my favorite. I tend rather towards, errrrr . .
smaller breasts. No offense, of course. I never have been able to figure out
why some women want to get implants and all. Just to impress some loser of a
man who thinks bigger is better? Makes no sense. Myself, I'm more impressed
by nice legs, hips, tight buns, flat stomach and some working musculature.
You seem to have that all under control. ;-)

Oh gawd, I sound like a dirty old man. blush


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If I have an overheated imagination lately it's probably because of
JessicaB. That girl is about as perfect as any I've run across in
decades.
She has little or no trouble seeing you pretenders for what you are.
That
alone makes her highly discriminating and ultimately desirable. If
only I
were about 25-30 years younger I'd have to seriously pursue her.

I wonder what that would be like... Flowers, candy (nah, well, a
few),
cinnibons, help with a shampoo - like in that movie with Nicole
Kidman
(without the rampaging murderer though)?

Ok, I'm really off to the gym...

Help with a shampoo - now that's hot! I'd certainly like to do that.
Especially if you were all relaxed just back from the gym!!! I haven't
seen
the movie you referred to, though. Neck, ears, shoulders and (shorter)
female hair are so sensual. Turns me on just fantasizing about it.

Wilbur Hubbard


My dear colegue Willbur:

I THINK IM GOING TO PUKE!

Willbur I have to hand it to you. your ability to create a personality
is very good. But THis Jesica B charcater still has a bit of your
voice in it. If you wish I can cut some Jessica phrases and compare to
yours if you like, It may help in your future
attempts at an online pseudonym love fest.

Bob


Willie-boy went and constructed another sock? Why, I'd never have
believe it :-)

Does this mean what with the arrival of Jessie that he has finally
come out of the closet?
Cheers,

Bruce


I was hoping they'd go off and get a place together, a place with no
internet connection.




Hear that, Jessica? Sounds like great advice to me. ;-)

Their cynicism would have them missing out on one of the finer things in
life.


Wilbur Hubbard

And as it is such good advise hopefully you will take it.

Cheers,

Bruce
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