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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 17:32:07 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:
Nope, we have other interests outside our marriage. She has dance and I have my boats. What a coincidence. My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes several hundred dollars a night, and comes home horney as hell. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
I fly solo, thank you...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails on that free trip to the Moon. CN "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:65SUd.16667$ds.3503@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: As for a dive platform for women, I say if your women have time to fool around diving off the sprit then they are not doing their womanly duties below where any real captain would see they stay out of sight, out of mind and naked. Bwaawhawhaaawaaa! Not that is just too funny! I guess you forgot...many things! Poor form and fiction more like . . . You're talking about fiction? rofl LP |
well, that could be interesting to watch...
OzOne wrote in message ... And Thai curry paste is deadly! On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:14:44 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: Bacon can be a real bitch.... OzOne wrote in message . .. On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:35:43 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote No, I don't drink beer. Oh, I'm sorry, You look like you do ;-) and you write like you do. :o Only in an evening gown ;-) You *do* wear an apron while cooking, don't ya? Yep, especially when I'm cooking naked. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Capt. Mooron wrote:
Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta and we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a large deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap it from the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find anything to use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the cashier's face when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a gash this big??" That's the funniest thing you've posted since the cat/bagpipe story. DSK |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:vGRUd.16662$ds.5586@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . .. Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me? LP Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . . I thought you good conservative women did not plonk on the first date? You mean you didn't ...??????????? Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a waste of a weekend! Regards Donal -- |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from work? Yeeees! I do. I wish my wife earned lots of money. I'd like to have a fast car. Regards Donal -- |
OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:57:33 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: What a coincidence. My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes several hundred dollars a night, and comes home horney as hell. My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15 years. She's always horney. She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe they should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds like they would become great friends. Regards Donal -- |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:mBRUd.16659$ds.15085@okepread07... "Donal" wrote: The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach". The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough to enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also provide enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to. I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for your boats. How humiliating? How Irish of you, Donal! I'm not ashamed of the fact that I provide for my family! If my wife took up flying as a hobby, then I would buy her an aeroplane. She wouldn't have to worry about its financing. I bet that you cannot upgrade your aircraft because you are already at the limit of your earning powers. If you were lucky enough to attract a male like me, then the sky would be the limit. Regards Donal -- |
"katysails" wrote in message ... I fly solo, thank you... That's disgusting. Proper catholics don't engage in such activities! Regards Donal -- |
Yikes!
"katysails" wrote in message ... well, that could be interesting to watch... OzOne wrote in message ... I fly solo when my wife's away. |
OzOne wrote in message news:
So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from work? My wife doesn't drink beer, except on a really hot summer day while relaxing in the cockpit or around the pool. I often serve a glass of wine with the dinner I've cooked. Tasted a spectacular Durif from Baileys winery in Victoria last night. Lisa made me a root beer float with dinner tonight. Scotty |
OzOne wrote
My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15 years. She's always horney. How telling. |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote: "Capt. Neal®" wrote: If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . . Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me? LP Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . .I haven't received my free sample of Viagra yet. Poor baby! LP |
"Donal" wrote: "Capt. Neal®" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote: "Capt. Neal®" wrote: If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . . Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me? LP Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . . I thought you good conservative women did not plonk on the first date? You mean you didn't ...??????????? Bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a waste of a weekend! Weekend? Bwaaaawhwahahaaa! More acurately... nine days of pure frustration! LP |
"DSK" wrote: Capt. Mooron wrote: Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta and we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a large deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap it from the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find anything to use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the cashier's face when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a gash this big??" That's the funniest thing you've posted since the cat/bagpipe story. Hehee. True! I'm thinking about becoming Capt. Mooron's publisher. ;-) LP |
"Scott Vernon" wrote: yeah, it's fun to laugh at Ozzy and Moron. What about us? LP |
"Donal" wrote: "Scott Vernon" wrote: So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from work? Yeeees! I do. I wish my wife earned lots of money. I'd like to have a fast car. What would you do with a car like that, Donal? Park it in the garage and post to usenet like Ox does? LP |
"Donal" wrote: "katysails" wrote: Donal, You really must move to this century sometime... Nonsense! I'm not the male chauvinist pig that you think. I *never* go to the bank. I get my spending money out of a drawer in the dining room. My wife has total control of our personal finances ... because she is good at it. I earn the money, and she controls it. We're a team, and we are not bothered by political correctness. We have different skills, and we are happy with the situation. In fact, I would go so far as to say that we are one. She's mine ... and I am her's. Sounds like a marriage made in Heaven, Donal. They don't have them here in the U.S. anymore, and apparently not in Austrailia either... LP (appreciate what you have) |
OzOne wrote: On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 23:45:41 -0000, "Donal" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote: My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15 years. She's always horney. She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe they should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds like they would become great friends. But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has her limits. LP |
"Donal" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote: "Donal" wrote: The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach". The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough to enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also provide enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to. I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for your boats. How humiliating? How Irish of you, Donal! I'm not ashamed of the fact that I provide for my family! Good for you, Donal! I didn't infer that you should be ashamed, it's just doesn't happen these last days. A man now days doesn't think anything is his responsibilty and they are all sloths. If my wife took up flying as a hobby, then I would buy her an aeroplane. She wouldn't have to worry about its financing. How sweet, a hobby... I took up flying as a profession, in which I've owned several businesses, ie, flight school, freight forwarding, skydiving, flying part 91 doing concerts, not to mention brokering...(that's just for starters) I bet that you cannot upgrade your aircraft because you are already at the limit of your earning powers. I don't need to upgrade anything...been there, done that. I'm a mother, first and foremost. If you were lucky enough to attract a male like me, then the sky would be the limit. Don't rub it in, Donal. Publisher's Clearing House obviously didn't find my address yesterday for the 10 million dollar prize. LP |
OzOne wrote: On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:45:49 -0600, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly: I'm impressed, that doesn't happen too much in the USA. Both of my son's can cook too, they are 15 and almost 12 years old. My parents seperated when I was 5 years old. I was as soon as I was able, keeping house for my mother because she was working long hours to keep the three of us with little support from my father. We have so much in common, Oz. I always wondered what the connection was, and I'm not talking about BtB. I believe that the Cappy has a far better understanding of women than he is given credit for. Well, understanding and acting on your knowledge is two different things. LP |
"Scott Vernon" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote in You cook!!! Yep, sure do. Been cooking since I was 10 or 11 and been doing it ever since. I'm impressed, that doesn't happen too much in the USA. Both of my son's can cook too, they are 15 and almost 12 years old. Putting hot dogs in the microwave is NOT cooking. That was when they were 4 or 5 years old, Scott. My eldest can cook chicken fried rice, or anything that I tell him to cook. The youngest can cook anything he wants to eat, but there's still time left... LP LP |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails on that free trip to the Moon. I hope your paying for the ticket... LP |
"katysails" wrote: I fly solo, thank you... Yeah, right! In your dreams, katy. You can't fly solo when your husband is always right next to you, or coming to your rescue with a lame DVD... Do you have any idea what projecting is, katy? http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html and there's this too: http://www.heretical.com/sexsci/bpsychol.html 2a. Freudian Projection The following is a collection of definitions of projection from orthodox psychology texts. In this system the distinct mechanism of projecting own unconscious or undesirable characteristics onto an opponent is called Freudian Projection. a.. "A defense mechanism in which the individual attributes to other people impulses and traits that he himself has but cannot accept. It is especially likely to occur when the person lacks insight into his own impulses and traits." b.. "The externalisation of internal unconscious wishes, desires or emotions on to other people. So, for example, someone who feels subconsciously that they have a powerful latent homosexual drive may not acknowledge this consciously, but it may show in their readiness to suspect others of being homosexual." c.. "Attributing one's own undesirabe traits to other people or agencies, e.g., an aggressive man accuses other people of being hostile." d.. "The individual perceives in others the motive he denies having himself. Thus the cheat is sure that everyone else is dishonest. The would-be adulterer accuses his wife of infidelity." e.. "People attribute their own undesirable traits onto others. An individual who unconsciously recognises his or her aggressive tendencies may then see other people acting in an excessively aggressive way." f.. "Projection is the opposite defence mechanism to identification. We project our own unpleasant feelings onto someone else and blame them for having thoughts that we really have." Not to mention just about every logical fallacy known to man. Conversational terrorism at its finest. I hope this helps. LP "Capt. Neal®" wrote: Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails on that free trip to the Moon. |
Scared?
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Yikes! "katysails" wrote in message ... well, that could be interesting to watch... OzOne wrote in message ... I fly solo when my wife's away. |
When I had the horses we regularly used those for leg wounds because you
could tie them on...I inherited an Appaloosa that had been in a twisted wire accident and had lost a lot of flesh on one leg...we alternated between bandaging with a S.N. every other day with throwing a handful of lime the other....no proud flesh developed and the wound, which was enormous, filled in and the muscle rebuilt....I always valued the equine vets we used...they were not the "diagnostic machine" type but were practical and used common sense... "DSK" wrote in message .. . Capt. Mooron wrote: Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta and we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a large deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap it from the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find anything to use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the cashier's face when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a gash this big??" That's the funniest thing you've posted since the cat/bagpipe story. DSK |
"Donal" wrote: "katysails" wrote: I fly solo, thank you... That's disgusting. Proper catholics don't engage in such activities! So you are just now realizing that katy isn't a proper Catholic? Her pagan desires will be the destruction of her. Revelation 3 15I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot; I wish that you were cold or hot. 16'So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of My mouth. LP |
eewwww...root beer and strawberry? yucky....French vanilla's the best...
OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 20:01:05 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message news: So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from work? My wife doesn't drink beer, except on a really hot summer day while relaxing in the cockpit or around the pool. I often serve a glass of wine with the dinner I've cooked. Tasted a spectacular Durif from Baileys winery in Victoria last night. Lisa made me a root beer float with dinner tonight. Scotty With strawberry icecream? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
I have several friends that are ballerinas...I met them when I was still
singing with the opera.... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:n7aVd.78$Ru.0@okepread06... OzOne wrote: On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 23:45:41 -0000, "Donal" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote: My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15 years. She's always horney. She seems to have a lot in common with Horvath's girlfriend. Maybe they should get together to discuss their common interests. It sounds like they would become great friends. But surely she wouldn't befriend katy, afterall, even a ballerina has her limits. LP |
I only fly solo to the moon...Mr Sails does not like the moon...he prefers
flying to Saturn... OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:21:20 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: I fly solo, thank you... I fly solo when my wife's away. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
On Wed, 02 Mar 2005 08:14:04 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:
What a coincidence. My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes several hundred dollars a night, and comes home horney as hell. My wife studied ballet for 40 years and danced professionally for 15 years. She's always horney. I'll bet she doesn't make as much money as my girlfriend. And my girlfriend has danced professionally for 15 years, and still going strong. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Your vernacular must be very different over there....my remark had nothing
to do with autoeroticism... "Donal" wrote in message ... "katysails" wrote in message ... I fly solo, thank you... That's disgusting. Proper catholics don't engage in such activities! Regards Donal -- |
You might want to consider I diet. You're fat enough already.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... OzOne wrote in message news: So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from work? My wife doesn't drink beer, except on a really hot summer day while relaxing in the cockpit or around the pool. I often serve a glass of wine with the dinner I've cooked. Tasted a spectacular Durif from Baileys winery in Victoria last night. Lisa made me a root beer float with dinner tonight. Scotty |
Yeah, I remember those things from when I worked at the psych hospital.
There were a lot of women there (patients) that were just like you. They were always searching for something that they couldn't find and never happy with what they had. Life just passed them by. Sort of like what life is doing with you. Single, alone, raising boys without a father to guide them. Why don't you prove your worth to this group and go out and get a boat and learn to sail? At least then you'd have some validity. And it would be something that your boys could do that might put them in a position to interact with men. "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:rmaVd.83$Ru.51@okepread06... "katysails" wrote: I fly solo, thank you... Yeah, right! In your dreams, katy. You can't fly solo when your husband is always right next to you, or coming to your rescue with a lame DVD... Do you have any idea what projecting is, katy? http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html and there's this too: http://www.heretical.com/sexsci/bpsychol.html 2a. Freudian Projection The following is a collection of definitions of projection from orthodox psychology texts. In this system the distinct mechanism of projecting own unconscious or undesirable characteristics onto an opponent is called Freudian Projection. a.. "A defense mechanism in which the individual attributes to other people impulses and traits that he himself has but cannot accept. It is especially likely to occur when the person lacks insight into his own impulses and traits." b.. "The externalisation of internal unconscious wishes, desires or emotions on to other people. So, for example, someone who feels subconsciously that they have a powerful latent homosexual drive may not acknowledge this consciously, but it may show in their readiness to suspect others of being homosexual." c.. "Attributing one's own undesirabe traits to other people or agencies, e.g., an aggressive man accuses other people of being hostile." d.. "The individual perceives in others the motive he denies having himself. Thus the cheat is sure that everyone else is dishonest. The would-be adulterer accuses his wife of infidelity." e.. "People attribute their own undesirable traits onto others. An individual who unconsciously recognises his or her aggressive tendencies may then see other people acting in an excessively aggressive way." f.. "Projection is the opposite defence mechanism to identification. We project our own unpleasant feelings onto someone else and blame them for having thoughts that we really have." Not to mention just about every logical fallacy known to man. Conversational terrorism at its finest. I hope this helps. LP "Capt. Neal®" wrote: Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails on that free trip to the Moon. |
Donal's Irish...he's a pagan Catholic, too. We're all just an iota away
from our Druid ancestors. Historically, the early Christian Church used pagan rites and feastdays and incorporated them into Christian tradition in the conversion process. That's why Christianity was so successful. "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:3vaVd.84$Ru.38@okepread06... "Donal" wrote: "katysails" wrote: I fly solo, thank you... That's disgusting. Proper catholics don't engage in such activities! So you are just now realizing that katy isn't a proper Catholic? Her pagan desires will be the destruction of her. Revelation 3 15I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot; I wish that you were cold or hot. 16'So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of My mouth. LP |
Lady Pilot wrote: Sounds like a marriage made in Heaven, Donal. They don't have them here in the U.S. anymore, and apparently not in Austrailia either... LP (appreciate what you have) Out of curiosity, Madame Vinyl: in this thread, are you fishing or just fleshing? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm |
Lady Pilot wrote: "Scott Vernon" wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote in You cook!!! Yep, sure do. Been cooking since I was 10 or 11 and been doing it ever since. I'm impressed, that doesn't happen too much in the USA. Both of my son's can cook too, they are 15 and almost 12 years old. Putting hot dogs in the microwave is NOT cooking. That was when they were 4 or 5 years old, Scott. Hot dogs 4 or 5 years old put in a microwave would make for interesting times, agreed... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- http://www.ace.net.au/schooner http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm |
Madame Vinyl, is this a mirror you're holding up so angrily? Or a
window? Lady Pilot wrote: "katysails" wrote: I fly solo, thank you... Yeah, right! In your dreams, katy. You can't fly solo when your husband is always right next to you, or coming to your rescue with a lame DVD... Do you have any idea what projecting is, katy? http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html and there's this too: http://www.heretical.com/sexsci/bpsychol.html 2a. Freudian Projection The following is a collection of definitions of projection from orthodox psychology texts. In this system the distinct mechanism of projecting own unconscious or undesirable characteristics onto an opponent is called Freudian Projection. a.. "A defense mechanism in which the individual attributes to other people impulses and traits that he himself has but cannot accept. It is especially likely to occur when the person lacks insight into his own impulses and traits." b.. "The externalisation of internal unconscious wishes, desires or emotions on to other people. So, for example, someone who feels subconsciously that they have a powerful latent homosexual drive may not acknowledge this consciously, but it may show in their readiness to suspect others of being homosexual." c.. "Attributing one's own undesirabe traits to other people or agencies, e.g., an aggressive man accuses other people of being hostile." d.. "The individual perceives in others the motive he denies having himself. Thus the cheat is sure that everyone else is dishonest. The would-be adulterer accuses his wife of infidelity." e.. "People attribute their own undesirable traits onto others. An individual who unconsciously recognises his or her aggressive tendencies may then see other people acting in an excessively aggressive way." f.. "Projection is the opposite defence mechanism to identification. We project our own unpleasant feelings onto someone else and blame them for having thoughts that we really have." Not to mention just about every logical fallacy known to man. Conversational terrorism at its finest. I hope this helps. LP "Capt. Neal®" wrote: Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails on that free trip to the Moon. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- http://www.ace.net.au/schooner http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm |
On Wed, 02 Mar 2005 15:12:10 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:
On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 22:40:05 -0500, Horvath scribbled thusly: I'll bet she doesn't make as much money as my girlfriend. And my girlfriend has danced professionally for 15 years, and still going strong. Holly, it's so uncivilised to talk about money. Only to those that don't have any. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:96aVd.77$Ru.9@okepread06... Sounds like a marriage made in Heaven, Donal. They don't have them here in the U.S. anymore, yes we do. and apparently not in Austrailia either... What would you expect from up-side-downers who can't even make a root beer float right? Scotty |
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