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katysails March 19th 05 01:54 PM

Out of sight, out of mind...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message
...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--









katysails March 19th 05 01:55 PM

TMI

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I wish them good fortune in having Viagra written off as a medical expense!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from both
Capt. Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a
flare
gun.

CM



















katysails March 19th 05 01:55 PM

So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty












katysails March 19th 05 01:56 PM

you flunked

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
testing.



"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from

both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put

them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled

to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before

it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle

to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher

and a
flare
gun.

CM



















katysails March 19th 05 01:57 PM

Sheep are cute...as long as you're looking at them from head on...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his

arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell

out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

You've met my wife????



No, not yet.



I'm glad that she bears no resemblance to a sheep.


You like variety, eh?


I just don't find sheep very attractive.

Sometimes I imagine that you look a bit like Woody Allen.


Regards


Donal
--








katysails March 19th 05 01:59 PM

The original was in response to my talking about my 8' tippy dink that we
use to get to our mooring and back...that was long ago and far away...

"bell" wrote in message ...
Is Katy really a "dink"?
Or was that supposed to be "I need a 'drink'?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal
around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the
longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--







Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 02:30 PM

I believe it refers to a small oar powered vessel used to access a sailboat
on a mooring.
I always need a drink... that's why I keep a bottle of rum on the computer
table!

CM

"bell" wrote in message ...
Is Katy really a "dink"?
Or was that supposed to be "I need a 'drink'?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal
around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the
longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--







Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 02:32 PM

Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.


Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 02:58 PM

Not when he comes back next month to find 2000 additional posts to this
thread he hates so much! :-)

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Out of sight, out of mind...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:lXK_d.46016$ZO2.39778@edtnps84...
Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message
...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--










Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:01 PM

Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty














Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:04 PM

Neal's out of his mind?


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Out of sight, out of mind...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:lXK_d.46016$ZO2.39778@edtnps84...
Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message
...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post

to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna

drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award

for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a

copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding

his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your

wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--










Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:06 PM

It's odd, sometimes the replies fly right through while others get
stuck.

SV


"katysails" wrote in message
...
you flunked

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
testing.



"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from

both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and

put
them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required.....

filled
to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon

before
it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in

message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in

recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault

rifle
to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato

canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that

has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms.....

I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon

launcher
and a
flare
gun.

CM





















Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:07 PM

Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are

you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty
















Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:09 PM

you think Gaynzy gets turned on when he goes to KFC?

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vKW_d.66376$i6.45086@edtnps90...
Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.

Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."






Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:14 PM

Sounds Great..... but I would think you'd get a better view with Jell-O!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are

you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty


















Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:16 PM

There's no doubt!

.....until he finds out it means Kentucky *Fried* Chicken!

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
you think Gaynzy gets turned on when he goes to KFC?

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vKW_d.66376$i6.45086@edtnps90...
Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.

Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."








Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:22 PM

LOL

Q) Why did the chicken cross the road?

A) To get away from Gaynzy.



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:znX_d.66401$i6.61028@edtnps90...
There's no doubt!

....until he finds out it means Kentucky *Fried* Chicken!

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
you think Gaynzy gets turned on when he goes to KFC?

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vKW_d.66376$i6.45086@edtnps90...
Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens

for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.

Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."










katysails March 19th 05 08:55 PM

Won't ever happen....I don't do physical violence...I'd hurt her by accident
and wouldn't want that on my conscience...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty
















katysails March 19th 05 08:55 PM

Jello bounces...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:8lX_d.66400$i6.14945@edtnps90...
Sounds Great..... but I would think you'd get a better view with Jell-O!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are

you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty




















katysails March 19th 05 08:56 PM

You just came to that conclusion?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Neal's out of his mind?


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Out of sight, out of mind...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:lXK_d.46016$ZO2.39778@edtnps84...
Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message
...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post

to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna

drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award

for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a

copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding

his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your

wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--












katysails March 19th 05 08:56 PM

Stop worrying about it...just take the round-about ways when it
happens...beat the system...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
It's odd, sometimes the replies fly right through while others get
stuck.

SV


"katysails" wrote in message
...
you flunked

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
testing.



"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from
both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and

put
them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required.....

filled
to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon

before
it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in

message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in

recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault

rifle
to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato

canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that

has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms.....

I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon

launcher
and a
flare
gun.

CM























Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 09:54 PM

Woooooooo.... now you're talking!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Jello bounces...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:8lX_d.66400$i6.14945@edtnps90...
Sounds Great..... but I would think you'd get a better view with
Jell-O!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are
you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty






















Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 10:03 PM

Easy enough.... we'll implement the rules.. first female naked and spanked
loses the match! No biting allowed.... live feed webcam video! 10 points for
every article of clothing ripped off... an extra 5 points if you toss it to
the judges. Is Lime Jello okay with you?

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Won't ever happen....I don't do physical violence...I'd hurt her by
accident and wouldn't want that on my conscience...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty


















Jonathan Ganz March 20th 05 12:31 AM

In article IHW_d.66374$i6.34753@edtnps90,
Capt. Mooron wrote:
I believe it refers to a small oar powered vessel used to access a sailboat
on a mooring.
I always need a drink... that's why I keep a bottle of rum on the computer
table!


In that case, I'm a most fortunate person. You'll be dead soon.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz March 20th 05 12:32 AM

In article vKW_d.66376$i6.45086@edtnps90,
Capt. Mooron wrote:
Good Grief... is everything sexual to you Queers??

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens for a
while now.


You're the one doing the porking of chickens and talking about it.

YOU LOST AGAIN!

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz March 20th 05 12:33 AM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
you think Gaynzy gets turned on when he goes to KFC?


Clearly, you do.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz March 20th 05 12:33 AM

In article znX_d.66401$i6.61028@edtnps90,
Capt. Mooron wrote:
There's no doubt!

And, I always thought it meant Kentucky ****ed Chicken!

CM

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz March 20th 05 12:34 AM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
LOL

Q) Why did the chicken cross the road?

A) To get away from Moron.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


katysails March 20th 05 05:26 AM

Lime, orange, or strawberry?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Hc1%d.70019$i6.31217@edtnps90...
Woooooooo.... now you're talking!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Jello bounces...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:8lX_d.66400$i6.14945@edtnps90...
Sounds Great..... but I would think you'd get a better view with
Jell-O!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are
you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty
























katysails March 20th 05 05:27 AM

Nah....just not my type of thing....wallowing around in food products just
doesn't seem too appealing...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:jl1%d.70161$i6.17552@edtnps90...
Easy enough.... we'll implement the rules.. first female naked and
spanked loses the match! No biting allowed.... live feed webcam video! 10
points for every article of clothing ripped off... an extra 5 points if
you toss it to the judges. Is Lime Jello okay with you?

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Won't ever happen....I don't do physical violence...I'd hurt her by
accident and wouldn't want that on my conscience...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them... are you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty




















Scott Vernon March 20th 05 04:23 PM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Won't ever happen....I don't do physical violence...I'd hurt her by

accident


car accident?




Scott Vernon March 20th 05 04:24 PM

Jello jiggles.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Jello bounces...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:8lX_d.66400$i6.14945@edtnps90...
Sounds Great..... but I would think you'd get a better view with

Jell-O!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Pudding wraslin is better. The clean up is delicious !

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Q8X_d.66391$i6.42789@edtnps90...
Somebody has to be ripping the parts off and tossing them...

are
you
blaming LP?!

I'd pay to see You and LP..... Mud Wrestling!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
So where did I claim to be throwing the parts?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:uZK_d.46018$ZO2.20116@edtnps84...
Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message


...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty






















Scott Vernon March 20th 05 04:26 PM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
you think Gaynzy gets turned on when he goes to KFC?


Clearly, I do.


That's what I figured, you sick little homo.

SV



JG March 20th 05 06:56 PM

Keep repeating the word HOMO over and over. Eventually, people will believe
that you are one.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

you sick little homo.

SV





katysails March 20th 05 09:43 PM

Why would I want to mess up my car like that?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Won't ever happen....I don't do physical violence...I'd hurt her by

accident


car accident?






Horvath March 21st 05 04:15 AM

On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 10:56:48 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

I Keep repeating the word HOMO over and over. Eventually, people will believe
me.




We've heard it enough.






This post is 100% free of steroids

DSK March 23rd 05 12:17 PM

HEY!

Why no new posts to this thread today?

DSK


Scott Vernon March 23rd 05 12:24 PM

Can't today, have to go to work.

Scotty

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
HEY!

Why no new posts to this thread today?

DSK




Maxprop March 23rd 05 02:42 PM


"DSK" wrote in message

HEY!

Why no new posts to this thread today?


I think someone pulled its feeding tube.

Max



Scott Vernon March 23rd 05 08:24 PM

oh, no!


"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"DSK" wrote in message

HEY!

Why no new posts to this thread today?


I think someone pulled its feeding tube.

Max






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