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Donal February 23rd 05 11:37 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:nbRSd.26062$NN.2827@edtnps89...


Storms must be wonderful to watch from the lavish comfort of your Manor...
overlooking the water with your new gardener tending to the lush botanical
array. I wonder how it looks from Donal's Brownstone walkup and his

ravaged
flowerbox overlooking the pawnshop!?? That's the conundrum..... do you
heed obedient reason under the burden of ethics or the logic of rational
with the freedom of disposable income???


Disposable income is the natural outcome of an ethically run business.




Regards


Donal
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Donal February 23rd 05 11:42 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 01:41:39 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
scribbled thusly:

The cleaning lady is very good, I never have any complaints.


Well don't entertain a raise in salary just yet... it's been proven that

the
more you pay them... the less work they do!


She had a raise late last year.
She's a very good worker.


You pay your wife??? ................. or are you such a miserable excuse
of a man that your wife won't keep the house clean?

What kind of world do we live in?




Regards


Donal
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Donal February 23rd 05 11:46 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:2p_Sd.26475$NN.14875@edtnps89...

OzOne wrote in message

...

Not at all, one of my boats was launched on the 18th October 1985.


My Nordica was built in 1983..... and I wouldn't trade her for 5 of your
best boats!


I know another guy who is terrified of sailing anything over 33ft long.

You're not alone!



Regards


Donal
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Horvath February 24th 05 04:07 AM

On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:01:36 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:

On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 23:42:59 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:

You pay your wife??? ................. or are you such a miserable excuse
of a man that your wife won't keep the house clean?


It's too big a house for one woman to clean ;)



Yeah. What a joke. My brother lives in a six-bedroom mansion, and
his wife keeps it spotless. And they have four children.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath February 24th 05 11:43 AM

On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:28:40 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:

On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 23:07:17 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:


It's too big a house for one woman to clean ;)



Yeah. What a joke. My brother lives in a six-bedroom mansion, and
his wife keeps it spotless. And they have four children.

Is his wife an executive in a multi national company?



Sure. She's the vice-president of his company.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Donal February 24th 05 11:12 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 23:42:59 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:

You pay your wife??? ................. or are you such a miserable

excuse
of a man that your wife won't keep the house clean?


It's too big a house for one woman to clean ;)


Methinks that you are very gullible....

2 hours a day keeps a 5000 sq ft home spick and span!

In a modern Australian home, that would only require an hour from each of
you.


Regards


Donal
--




Horvath February 25th 05 01:06 AM

On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 22:56:54 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:

On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:43:21 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:




Sure. She's the vice-president of his company.


That's nice....does she work?



Probably more than you. She also owns her own business.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Donal February 25th 05 11:52 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:12:46 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:



Donal, it takes an hour to clean up after I cook!


Ohhh Puleeeaze!

You cook!!!

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Regards


Donal
--




Horvath February 26th 05 12:24 AM

On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 09:59:28 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:


Donal, it takes an hour to clean up after I cook!



It takes a long time to scrape the burnt food off the pans.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails February 26th 05 02:19 AM

What's the matter with that? SOme men are very good cooks....after all, men
have to cook for themselves before they get married (at least, those that
are fiscally responsible and want to live a healthy lifestyle...) Don't you
BBQ or grill?
"Donal" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:12:46 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:



Donal, it takes an hour to clean up after I cook!


Ohhh Puleeeaze!

You cook!!!

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Regards


Donal
--






Horvath February 26th 05 01:12 PM

On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 15:42:02 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:


Donal, it takes an hour to clean up after I cook!



It takes a long time to scrape the burnt food off the pans.

I don't remember the last time I burnt anything..



You don't remember cooking breakfast?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath February 26th 05 01:13 PM

On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 02:19:41 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

What's the matter with that? SOme men are very good cooks.



I never cook. I dine in fine restaurants.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails February 26th 05 05:00 PM

When is your quadruple bypass scheduled?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 02:19:41 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

What's the matter with that? SOme men are very good cooks.



I never cook. I dine in fine restaurants.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Donal February 27th 05 12:42 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:52:52 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:12:46 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:



Donal, it takes an hour to clean up after I cook!


Ohhh Puleeeaze!

You cook!!!


Yep, sure do.
Been cooking since I was 10 or 11 and been doing it ever since.


I make the best Apple Galette you have ever tasted!

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


You consider that a real man like you shouldn't cook?

I'll tell you right now that the way to a womans heart is, unlike men,
thru her taste buds.


The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach".

The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough to
enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also provide
enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to.

I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for your
boats. How humiliating?



Regards


Donal
--




Capt. Neal® February 27th 05 03:51 AM

Get off your fat, liberal ass and get some exercise and you won't
have to worry about clogged arteries. When all you do is use your
fingers to whine about the world, your fate is sealed no matter what
you eat.

CN


OzOne wrote in message ...


Heh heh, yep, just watching what chefs put into their meals clogs
arteries!

On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 17:00:22 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

When is your quadruple bypass scheduled?

"Horvath" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 26 Feb 2005 02:19:41 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

What's the matter with that? SOme men are very good cooks.


I never cook. I dine in fine restaurants.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


katysails February 27th 05 04:11 AM

Donal,
You really must move to this century sometime...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:52:52 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

...
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:12:46 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:



Donal, it takes an hour to clean up after I cook!

Ohhh Puleeeaze!

You cook!!!


Yep, sure do.
Been cooking since I was 10 or 11 and been doing it ever since.


I make the best Apple Galette you have ever tasted!

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


You consider that a real man like you shouldn't cook?

I'll tell you right now that the way to a womans heart is, unlike men,
thru her taste buds.


The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach".

The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough to
enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also provide
enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to.

I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for
your
boats. How humiliating?



Regards


Donal
--






katysails February 27th 05 04:14 AM

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to lack some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in...

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 00:42:25 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:

I'll tell you right now that the way to a womans heart is, unlike men,
thru her taste buds.


The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach".


You sound like a meat and 3 veg man Donal.
Australian women love to have a meal cooked for them. My Thai curries
are a sure thing...did I tell you that my sister in law owns a Thai
reestaurant here in Sydney?

The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough to
enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also provide
enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to.


Ahhh, a chauvanist, some would add 'pig'.
Provision certainly is a good thing, providing such provision includes
sharing and trading of what some would call duties.
In our family, no-one has 'duties', jobs are done when they are needed
to be done by whomever is in a position to do them.
My wife paints, washes cars, and mows lawn if it's required, I cook,
claen and iron, if it's required, and vce versa

I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for
your
boats. How humiliating?


You'd best stop thinking!



Regards


Donal




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails February 27th 05 01:24 PM

Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk?
OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to lack
some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in...


Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Horvath February 27th 05 01:53 PM

On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 14:18:26 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:


Sure do, poached some eggs this morning before rowing.



So you had some stolen eggs?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Donal February 27th 05 11:23 PM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Donal,
You really must move to this century sometime...


Nonsense!

I'm not the male chauvinist pig that you think.

I *never* go to the bank. I get my spending money out of a drawer in the
dining room. My wife has total control of our personal finances ... because
she is good at it. I earn the money, and she controls it. We're a team,
and we are not bothered by political correctness.


We have different skills, and we are happy with the situation. In fact, I
would go so far as to say that we are one.

She's mine ... and I am her's.


Regards


Donal
--





katysails February 27th 05 11:38 PM

thanks...I'll try that...

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk?



No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained jasmine.

Little bit of brown sugar?


OzOne wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to lack
some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in...


Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails February 27th 05 11:40 PM

That's nice...so then don't deride others who may have skills other than
those you possess....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Donal,
You really must move to this century sometime...


Nonsense!

I'm not the male chauvinist pig that you think.

I *never* go to the bank. I get my spending money out of a drawer in the
dining room. My wife has total control of our personal finances ...
because
she is good at it. I earn the money, and she controls it. We're a team,
and we are not bothered by political correctness.


We have different skills, and we are happy with the situation. In fact, I
would go so far as to say that we are one.

She's mine ... and I am her's.


Regards


Donal
--







Scott Vernon February 28th 05 12:36 AM

Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

SV

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk?



No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained jasmine.

Little bit of brown sugar?


OzOne wrote in message

...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to

lack
some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in...


Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 01:00 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.


You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more likely
comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire pit...
instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with Katysails!

What's next... serviette embroidery?

CM









Scott Vernon February 28th 05 01:19 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote
You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more

likely
comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire

pit...
instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with

Katysails!


Mmmmm..deer steaks on an open fire in the woods.



What's next... serviette embroidery?



I don't know what that is, and, I'm a little surprised that you do.

Scotty



katysails February 28th 05 03:39 AM

Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile
back, bucko...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

SV

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk?



No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained jasmine.

Little bit of brown sugar?


OzOne wrote in message

...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to

lack
some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in...


Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






katysails February 28th 05 03:40 AM

Funny you should even know what a serviette or embroidery are....
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:33uUd.10421$LN5.4932@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.


You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more likely
comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire pit...
instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with Katysails!

What's next... serviette embroidery?

CM











Capt. Neal® February 28th 05 03:54 AM



Isn't it past your bedtime?

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Funny you should even know what a serviette or embroidery are....



Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 04:06 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

I don't know what that is, and, I'm a little surprised that you do.


Me too.... I was at the kitchen table having a bit of the hair of the dog
to ease up the looming hangover...... the girls were talking about it and
wouldn't shut up!

I finally convinced them to get back to the counter and cook breakfast!

CM



Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 04:08 AM

I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone their
discussion in my presence.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Funny you should even know what a serviette or embroidery are....
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:33uUd.10421$LN5.4932@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.


You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more likely
comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire pit...
instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with Katysails!

What's next... serviette embroidery?

CM













Capt. Neal® February 28th 05 04:12 AM

If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . .

CN


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:XMwUd.11834$LN5.959@edtnps90...

Me too.... I was at the kitchen table having a bit of the hair of the dog
to ease up the looming hangover...... the girls were talking about it and
wouldn't shut up!

I finally convinced them to get back to the counter and cook breakfast!

CM



Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 04:13 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 03:40:12 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Funny you should even know what a serviette or embroidery are....


Mooron, closest thing he's seen to embroidery is the holes in his old
underpants.....they double as serviettes and pot holders.


Underwear.... is for ladies, dandies and children.

CM



Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 04:14 AM

That's not a recipe... that's calcs on spread rates and application
thickness.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile
back, bucko...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

SV

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk?


No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained jasmine.

Little bit of brown sugar?


OzOne wrote in message

...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to

lack
some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in...


Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.








Capt. Neal® February 28th 05 04:17 AM


"Capt. Mooron" asserted

Underwear.... is for ladies, dandies and children.



And Gaynzy - lace underwear, frilly is his favorite. Bobsprit said so.

CN

Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 04:28 AM

I threatened to hurl onto the stack of embroidered serviettes.....

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . .

CN


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:XMwUd.11834$LN5.959@edtnps90...

Me too.... I was at the kitchen table having a bit of the hair of the
dog to ease up the looming hangover...... the girls were talking about
it and wouldn't shut up!

I finally convinced them to get back to the counter and cook breakfast!

CM




Capt. Mooron February 28th 05 04:29 AM


OzOne wrote in message

I find it uncomfortable playing sport without support.


That's because you have insufficient mass for it to act as a counter
balance...

CM




JG February 28th 05 05:02 AM

hahahaa.... Neal doesn't have one, so an enlargement is not relevent.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 04:13:14 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
scribbled thusly:


Underwear.... is for ladies, dandies and children.

CM

I find it uncomfortable playing sport without support.

Maybe spending $11.95 here would place you in the same situation.
http://tinyurl.com/56wqe


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon February 28th 05 07:36 AM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 19:36:59 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

SV

Poor Scooter, needs to ask every night "What's for dinner, dear?"



Nope, she asks, ''what do you want for dinner tonight, Honey? ''.


I once knew a fellow who when out to dinner with us, ordered the
Filet Mignon "because he felt like fish tonight"



So? Your friends are as dumb as you.

I always order the cheapest meal on the menu.

Scotty, a real man.



Scott Vernon February 28th 05 07:38 AM

That was sailing related, missy.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes

awhile
back, bucko...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.

SV

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk?


No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained

jasmine.

Little bit of brown sugar?


OzOne wrote in message

...
On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

OZ,
Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem

to
lack
some
important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in...


Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.








Scott Vernon February 28th 05 07:40 AM

yes, isn't it though. ;o

"katysails" wrote ...
Queer you should even know what a serviette or embroidery are....





"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:33uUd.10421$LN5.4932@edtnps90...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes.

Good grief.


You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more

likely
comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire

pit...
instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with

Katysails!

What's next... serviette embroidery?

CM














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