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"Capt. Mooron" wrote Underwear.... is for ladies, dandies and children. and old men who fart a lot. ;) |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:MOwUd.11847$LN5.11503@edtnps90... I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone their discussion in my presence. Ever had to buy them at the grocery store? |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:XMwUd.11834$LN5.959@edtnps90... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message I don't know what that is, and, I'm a little surprised that you do. Me too.... I was at the kitchen table having a bit of the hair of the dog to ease up the looming hangover...... the girls were talking about it and wouldn't shut up! I finally convinced them to get back to the counter and cook breakfast! Whew, that's a relief. I feel better now. Scotty |
You just noticed that?
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . . CN "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:XMwUd.11834$LN5.959@edtnps90... Me too.... I was at the kitchen table having a bit of the hair of the dog to ease up the looming hangover...... the girls were talking about it and wouldn't shut up! I finally convinced them to get back to the counter and cook breakfast! CM |
That has nothing to do with the topic...most women don't condone public
discussion of those items either... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:MOwUd.11847$LN5.11503@edtnps90... I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone their discussion in my presence. CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Funny you should even know what a serviette or embroidery are.... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:33uUd.10421$LN5.4932@edtnps90... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes. Good grief. You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more likely comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire pit... instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with Katysails! What's next... serviette embroidery? CM |
yeah...right...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... That was sailing related, missy. "katysails" wrote in message ... Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile back, bucko... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes. Good grief. SV OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk? No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained jasmine. Little bit of brown sugar? OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: OZ, Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to lack some important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in... Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile
back, bucko... OzOne wrote: Ahhh yes, fine cuisine from the Penn backwoods. What, you've never had venison au squirty cheese? DSK |
OzOne wrote in message Ahhh so therein lies the basis of the term 'dickhead' where the cranium acts as a counterbalance? Don't fret about it Ozone..... it will never be an issue for you while wearing your Playtex sports panties. CM |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:MOwUd.11847$LN5.11503@edtnps90... I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone their discussion in my presence. Ever had to buy them at the grocery store? No.... I kept bringing back overproof rum and roll of paper towels until she stopped asking. CM |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote
I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone their discussion in my presence. Why? Does it make you feel all squeamish? Scott Vernon wrote: Ever had to buy them at the grocery store? Hah! I bet your wife never asks you to hold her purse for a minute, either! DSK |
Careful Oz. Now that I've been gone a day, Mooron is interested in another
man. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:dcEUd.16462$TB.15176@edtnps84... OzOne wrote in message Ahhh so therein lies the basis of the term 'dickhead' where the cranium acts as a counterbalance? Don't fret about it Ozone..... it will never be an issue for you while wearing your Playtex sports panties. CM |
OzOne wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 02:36:40 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 19:36:59 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes. Good grief. SV Poor Scooter, needs to ask every night "What's for dinner, dear?" Nope, she asks, ''what do you want for dinner tonight, Honey? ''. You tell her then tell her to bring you a beer? No, I don't drink beer. SV |
OzOne wrote No.....am I missing something? Yes....plenty. SV |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:BeEUd.16463$TB.6489@edtnps84... I know what Tampons and Midol are for as well... but I don't condone their discussion in my presence. Ever had to buy them at the grocery store? No.... I kept bringing back overproof rum and roll of paper towels until she stopped asking. Wuss! |
"DSK" wrote Why? Does it make you feel all squeamish? Scott Vernon wrote: Ever had to buy them at the grocery store? Hah! I bet your wife never asks you to hold her purse for a minute, either! Yes, I've done both. And I bet you have too. I am secure in my masculinity. Scotty |
Google it up, honey.
SV "katysails" wrote in message ... yeah...right... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... That was sailing related, missy. "katysails" wrote in message ... Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile back, bucko... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes. Good grief. SV OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk? No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained jasmine. Little bit of brown sugar? OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: OZ, Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to lack some important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in... Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Hah! I bet your wife never asks you to hold her purse for a minute,
either! Scott Vernon wrote: Yes, I've done both. And I bet you have too. I am secure in my masculinity. Me too. It's not a bad deal... it would be different if I was standing around holding two purses... DSK |
"JG" wrote ... Careful Oz. Now that I've gone gay, Mooron is interested in another man. |
OzOne wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:10:33 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: No, I don't drink beer. Oh, I'm sorry, You look like you do ;-) and you write like you do. :o |
OzOne wrote
No, I don't drink beer. Oh, I'm sorry, You look like you do ;-) and you write like you do. :o Only in an evening gown ;-) You *do* wear an apron while cooking, don't ya? |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message Wuss! Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta and we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a large deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap it from the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find anything to use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the cashier's face when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a gash this big??" CM |
Gone gay??? You've always been gay....
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Careful Oz. Now that I've gone gay, Mooron is interested in another man. |
OzOne wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 02:36:40 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 19:36:59 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes. Good grief. SV Poor Scooter, needs to ask every night "What's for dinner, dear?" Nope, she asks, ''what do you want for dinner tonight, Honey? ''. You tell her then tell her to bring you a beer? Why would he do that? A proper wife would bring the beer before it was needed. You went on looks alone.... What a sucker! Regards Donal -- |
OzOne wrote in message ... Ohhhh so sweet Donal, My wifes parents were like that, totally committed to each other. Don't you have the same relationship with your wife? She had a dreadful time adjusting after his death. Are you saying that your wife won't miss you if you die? Regards Donal -- |
I like A-1 sauce on my venison...
"DSK" wrote in message . .. Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile back, bucko... OzOne wrote: Ahhh yes, fine cuisine from the Penn backwoods. What, you've never had venison au squirty cheese? DSK |
Bacon can be a real bitch....
OzOne wrote in message ... On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 18:35:43 -0500, "Scott Vernon" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote No, I don't drink beer. Oh, I'm sorry, You look like you do ;-) and you write like you do. :o Only in an evening gown ;-) You *do* wear an apron while cooking, don't ya? Yep, especially when I'm cooking naked. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Food's foof and recipe's are recipes, sailing related or not...and I like
stir fry on my boat.... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Google it up, honey. SV "katysails" wrote in message ... yeah...right... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... That was sailing related, missy. "katysails" wrote in message ... Hey...I seem to remember you sharing your squirty cheese recipes awhile back, bucko... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes. Good grief. SV OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 13:24:16 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: Do you stam your rice in the cocunut milk? No, coconut milk in the curry, the rice is Oz long grained jasmine. Little bit of brown sugar? OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:14:34 GMT, "katysails" scribbled thusly: OZ, Can you post one of your Thau curry recipes? Mine always seem to lack some important ingrediant because I guess at what I'm putting in... Coriander....plenty of it, and quality coconut milk Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
OzOne wrote: On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:52:52 -0000, "Donal" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote: On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:12:46 -0000, "Donal" scribbled thusly: Donal, it takes an hour to clean up after I cook! Ohhh Puleeeaze! You cook!!! Yep, sure do. Been cooking since I was 10 or 11 and been doing it ever since. I'm impressed, that doesn't happen too much in the USA. Both of my son's can cook too, they are 15 and almost 12 years old. I make the best Apple Galette you have ever tasted! Yumm! BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You consider that a real man like you shouldn't cook? I'll tell you right now that the way to a womans heart is, unlike men, thru her taste buds. Ahh, so now I know why Capt. Neal got up every morning and made my coffee and breakfast, not to mention every other meal unless he took me to shore for lunch or dinner. ;-) LP |
"Donal" wrote: The way to a man's heart, is "through his stomach". The way to a woman's heart is "provision". A real man provides enough to enable his wife to feed her family. An exceptional man will also provide enough to allow his wife to go shopping whenever she wants to. I'm beginning to think that your wife has earned the money to pay for your boats. How humiliating? How Irish of you, Donal! LP |
OzOne wrote: Ahhh, a chauvanist, some would add 'pig'. That...and don't forget Irish! Provision certainly is a good thing, providing such provision includes sharing and trading of what some would call duties. In our family, no-one has 'duties', jobs are done when they are needed to be done by whomever is in a position to do them. My wife paints, washes cars, and mows lawn if it's required, I cook, claen and iron, if it's required, and vce versa Sounds like a good arrangement to me. LP |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote: "Scott Vernon" wrote in message Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes. Good grief. You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more likely comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire pit... instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with Katysails! What's next... serviette embroidery? roflmao You both are extremely funny! LP |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . . Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me? LP |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:vGRUd.16662$ds.5586@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: If you can get any woman to shut up then you're a better man than I . . . Ooooww! Maybe you should plonk me? LP Hmmmm, a tempting offer, but . . . I thought you good conservative women did not plonk on the first date? CN |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: As for a dive platform for women, I say if your women have time to fool around diving off the sprit then they are not doing their womanly duties below where any real captain would see they stay out of sight, out of mind and naked. Bwaawhawhaaawaaa! Not that is just too funny! I guess you forgot...many things! Poor form and fiction more like . . . You're talking about fiction? rofl LP |
Keep it up. Just keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be joining Katysails
on that free trip to the Moon. CN "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:65SUd.16667$ds.3503@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: As for a dive platform for women, I say if your women have time to fool around diving off the sprit then they are not doing their womanly duties below where any real captain would see they stay out of sight, out of mind and naked. Bwaawhawhaaawaaa! Not that is just too funny! I guess you forgot...many things! Poor form and fiction more like . . . You're talking about fiction? rofl LP |
"Donal" wrote in Nope, she asks, ''what do you want for dinner tonight, Honey? ''. You tell her then tell her to bring you a beer? Why would he do that? A proper wife would bring the beer before it was needed. So you think Ozzy brings his wife a beer when she gets home from work? |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in You cook!!! Yep, sure do. Been cooking since I was 10 or 11 and been doing it ever since. I'm impressed, that doesn't happen too much in the USA. Both of my son's can cook too, they are 15 and almost 12 years old. Putting hot dogs in the microwave is NOT cooking. |
OzOne wrote i Are you saying that your wife won't miss you if you die? I hope she does, but she won't be devastated. That's sad. I feel sorry for you. Scotty |
OzOne wrote How Irish of you, Donal! LP You mean 17th century, when men were still men. |
"Lady Pilot" wrote
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message Oh brother! Now the wimmin folk are trading recipes. Good grief. You got it Scotty.... if Ozone wasn't such a dandy, he'd more likely comprehend a real man's trend towards a slab of meat and a fire pit... instead of discussing Asian Cuisine and The Art of Tofu with Katysails! What's next... serviette embroidery? roflmao You both are extremely funny! yeah, it's fun to laugh at Ozzy and Moron. SV |
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