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Capt. Mooron March 18th 05 01:37 AM

In your dreams ya Cracker!

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Wussie! Let the man put ya down. Canook!

Joe




katysails March 18th 05 01:41 AM

Boo hoo...crocodile tear....poor little Nelix...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal

around
the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the longest

thread on
ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his

arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell

out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--
















katysails March 18th 05 01:42 AM

You'd have to really raise the topping lift to get any trajectory...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

Cheers
Marty




katysails March 18th 05 01:43 AM

gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?


With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm leaning towards
gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a flare gun.

CM





katysails March 18th 05 01:45 AM

We weren't talking abut your fart propelled boat...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
A motor sailing vessel using compessed exhaust powered automatic
potatoe firing devices far out preform standard sailing vessel potatoe
launchers by far IMHO.

Joe




Capt. Mooron March 18th 05 02:08 AM

No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put them in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled to fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?


With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a flare
gun.

CM







Seahag March 18th 05 02:37 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote:
"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory

we should start talking about guns.

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?



Sounds feasible.


Neal's iron pipe reinforced boom may have the advantage!

Seahag





DSK March 18th 05 02:42 AM

I'm glad that she bears no resemblance to a sheep.



Scott Vernon wrote:
You like variety, eh?


Now *that* was funny!

DSK


Scott Vernon March 18th 05 03:04 AM


"Seahag" wrote

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?



Sounds feasible.


Neal's iron pipe reinforced boom may have the advantage!



the advantage of a curve ball?


Scotty



Scott Vernon March 18th 05 10:50 AM

Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put them

in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled to

fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it

ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent

memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to

have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has

assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm

leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a

flare
gun.

CM









Horvath March 18th 05 11:11 AM

On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:42:42 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

I'm glad that she bears no resemblance to a sheep.




Scott Vernon wrote:
You like variety, eh?


Now *that* was funny!

DSK


You're lying.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails March 18th 05 11:52 AM

Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put them

in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled to

fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it

ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent

memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to

have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has

assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm

leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a

flare
gun.

CM











Capt. Mooron March 18th 05 12:58 PM

I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put them

in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled to

fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it

ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent

memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to

have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has

assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm

leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a

flare
gun.

CM













Capt. Mooron March 18th 05 01:04 PM


"Horvath" wrote in message

Rush Limbaugh is a chronic drug addict and a shameless liar!!!

CM





Scott Vernon March 18th 05 10:58 PM

I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty






Scott Vernon March 18th 05 11:00 PM

I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty






Jonathan Ganz March 19th 05 12:24 AM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty


You and your girly friend Mooron.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz March 19th 05 12:25 AM

In article AlA_d.68648$fc4.24556@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Horvath" wrote in message

Rush Limbaugh is a chronic drug addict and a shameless liar!!!

CM


And, yet Horvath seems to be right. You're a liar.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


bell March 19th 05 12:29 AM



Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to
it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a
copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--





katysails March 19th 05 12:31 AM

I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a
flare
gun.

CM















katysails March 19th 05 12:32 AM

You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty








Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 12:50 AM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

You and your girly friend Mooron.


Oh MEOW Baby... Meow!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa...

Gaynzy.. you are such a HOMO!

CM



Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 12:54 AM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article AlA_d.68648$fc4.24556@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Horvath" wrote in message

Rush Limbaugh is a chronic drug addict and a shameless liar!!!

CM


And, yet Horvath seems to be right. You're a liar.



Good Grief.. I'm certain I used bait to catch a Sucker... and look what bit
the hook... a Blowfish!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa.....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM



Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 01:07 AM

Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message ...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--







Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 01:08 AM

I wish them good fortune in having Viagra written off as a medical expense!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from both
Capt. Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a
flare
gun.

CM

















Jonathan Ganz March 19th 05 01:09 AM

In article tHK_d.46007$ZO2.30139@edtnps84,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

You and your girly friend Mooron.


Oh MEOW Baby... Meow!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa...


Yup... you're a girly man.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 01:09 AM

Here I thought you were Assertive and yet not Aggressive!!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty










Jonathan Ganz March 19th 05 01:10 AM

In article 6LK_d.46010$ZO2.13668@edtnps84,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article AlA_d.68648$fc4.24556@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Horvath" wrote in message

Rush Limbaugh is a chronic drug addict and a shameless liar!!!

CM


And, yet Horvath seems to be right. You're a liar.



Good Grief.. I'm certain I used bait to catch a Sucker... and look what bit
the hook... a Blowfish!


Yup... Scotti Potti and you are perfect for each other.!
Bwahahahahahah
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scott Vernon March 19th 05 01:22 AM

testing.



"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from

both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put

them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled

to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before

it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle

to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher

and a
flare
gun.

CM

















Scott Vernon March 19th 05 01:25 AM

YEAH BABY! That's the idea.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You could get maimed by flying parts...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I've got a front row seat.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty










Scott Vernon March 19th 05 01:50 AM

Oh, that Neal.

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:lXK_d.46016$ZO2.39778@edtnps84...
Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message

...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post

to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna

drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award

for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a

copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding

his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your

wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--













Jonathan Ganz March 19th 05 02:57 AM

In article ,
Donal wrote:

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

I just don't find sheep very attractive.

Sometimes I imagine that you look a bit like Woody Allen.


Donel, it's a well-known fact that Scott looks like a fat Elvis
impersonator.

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:27 AM

Testing what?


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
testing.



"katysails" wrote in message
...
I wish them well....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:4gA_d.68620$fc4.43978@edtnps89...
I seems that there has been a noticeable reduction in posts from

both Capt.
Neal & LP.... I wonder if they are on their honeymoon???

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty,
Remember just where you stand in the scheme of things...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, BTW, is the cat fight over? and who won?

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qKq_d.62207$i6.50931@edtnps90...
No... it'll take a while... but you can't make any up and put

them
in a
bucket for later!

I use a pump designed to fill balloons as required..... filled

to
fired in
under 20 seconds.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message

...
gasoline will eat through your typical latex balloon before

it
ever leaves
the launcher....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LRj_d.43318$ZO2.15788@edtnps84...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent
memory we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle

to
have on
board?

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has
assured only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm
leaning
towards gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher

and a
flare
gun.

CM



















Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:28 AM

Yeah that's the one...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, that Neal.

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:lXK_d.46016$ZO2.39778@edtnps84...
Why the illustrious Capt. Neal .... of course!

CM

"bell" wrote in message

...


Neal who?

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:n_i_d.42988$ZO2.21782@edtnps84...
Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post

to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90...
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna

drive
Neal around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award

for
the longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a

copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding

his
arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your

wife
fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message


...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron March 19th 05 03:37 AM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.


Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM



Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:48 AM

"Donal" wrote



I'm glad that she bears no resemblance to a sheep.


You like variety, eh?


I just don't find sheep very attractive.



So what do you do, put a bag over their head?



Sometimes I imagine that you look a bit like Woody Allen.


Closer to Steve Allen.







Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:49 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer being PORKED!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM





Scott Vernon March 19th 05 03:53 AM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

Donel, it's a well-known fact that Scott looks like a fat Elvis
impersonator.

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.



Yes! Fried please.

KFC



Jonathan Ganz March 19th 05 06:00 AM

You would know. You've been porking your lover bird chickens for a
while now.

In article p8N_d.72989$fc4.67510@edtnps89,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Also, he probably shares mooron's love of chicken.


Who doesn't like Fried Chicken???

Heh Gaynzy.... do you prefer PORK!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaa....

Gaynzy you're such a HOMO!

CM




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http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


bell March 19th 05 01:34 PM

Is Katy really a "dink"?
Or was that supposed to be "I need a 'drink'?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vy9_d.59733$i6.33858@edtnps90
You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal
around the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the
longest thread on ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell
out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
--






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