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Maxprop February 19th 05 09:44 AM


"JG" wrote in message

I hate to tell you Maxipad, but size doesn't matter.


Dammit, Jon, do you have to gay-up EVERY post?

Max



Capt. Mooron February 19th 05 02:30 PM


"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.

Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at
Kalamazoo. And no, I never attended there. I attended the University of
Wyoming, Ball State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and
Indiana University (Doctor of Optometry).

What are your credentials, Jon?


Whatever you say Rocky.

You "attended"?? Sort of like Cheney attending Yale I guess.


Oh, sorry Jon, my oversight. I should have explained that a Bachelor of
Science and a doctorate are degrees, implying graduation. I shouldn't
have expected you to know that.

I'm still awaiting your credentials, Jon.


I believe that Jon has graduated "many cum inme" from the SFU....

--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste



Capt. Mooron February 19th 05 02:34 PM

I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997 ...
time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been the
deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any longer!! Damn
It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.



And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!






katysails February 19th 05 02:46 PM

So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997 ...
time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been the
deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any longer!! Damn
It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!








Capt. Mooron February 19th 05 02:59 PM


Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?


Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the
cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea why
they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it would
have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I begged
them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have none of it.
I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked Cool!!

CM



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997
... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been
the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any longer!!
Damn It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!









Maxprop February 19th 05 04:36 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91...

Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?


Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the
cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea
why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it
would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I
begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have
none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked
Cool!!


And you didn't keep a copy? YOU FOOL!!!! G

Max



JG February 19th 05 07:57 PM

That's the level of your response. Got it.

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

I hate to tell you Maxipad, but size doesn't matter.


Dammit, Jon, do you have to gay-up EVERY post?

Max




JG February 19th 05 07:58 PM

Why would I feel the need to compare myself to you? You're the one with the
low self-esteem problem.

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.

Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at
Kalamazoo. And no, I never attended there. I attended the University of
Wyoming, Ball State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and
Indiana University (Doctor of Optometry).

What are your credentials, Jon?


Whatever you say Rocky.

You "attended"?? Sort of like Cheney attending Yale I guess.


Oh, sorry Jon, my oversight. I should have explained that a Bachelor of
Science and a doctorate are degrees, implying graduation. I shouldn't
have expected you to know that.

I'm still awaiting your credentials, Jon.

Max




JG February 19th 05 07:58 PM

Moron has a lot of experience with this. You should listen to him....
bwahahahaaa..

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter
U.

Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at
Kalamazoo. And no, I never attended there. I attended the University
of Wyoming, Ball State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and
Indiana University (Doctor of Optometry).

What are your credentials, Jon?


Whatever you say Rocky.

You "attended"?? Sort of like Cheney attending Yale I guess.


Oh, sorry Jon, my oversight. I should have explained that a Bachelor of
Science and a doctorate are degrees, implying graduation. I shouldn't
have expected you to know that.

I'm still awaiting your credentials, Jon.


I believe that Jon has graduated "many cum inme" from the SFU....

--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste




JG February 19th 05 07:59 PM

Apparently, you recovered. It must be the alcohol.

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"j" ganz @@
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997 ...
time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been the
deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any longer!! Damn
It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!








JG February 19th 05 08:01 PM

Dopey, just because where you live doesn't have a big problem, doesn't mean
the problems aren't elsewhere. You're looking dumber and dumber for someone
who is supposedely a high school graduate.

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"j" ganz @@
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Donal" wrote in message

How much did you lose?


None of your business, really.

I've had influenza twice. Once when I was 15, and again three years
ago.


I've had it twice. This was nowhere near as painful as the Hong Kong flu
I had years ago, during which I prayed for, but was not granted, a quick
demise. g This one only made me wish I were unconscious or heavily
drugged.

I heard that doctors went on strike in the US a few years ago. During
this
strike, the death rate rose. Is this true?


It's hogwash. First, physicians here are largely independent, albeit many
more now are employed by HMOs, hospitals, and corporate clinics than
before. Against whom would they strike?? Our doctors take the Hypocratic
oath, and 99.9% of them take it very seriously. To boot, neither
physicians nor hospitals are allowed by law to refuse care to those in
acute need. I don't know where you got that bit of disinfo, but it's just
that.

You over-estimate my reliance on your opinion.


You'd be well-advised to reconsider, in light of the fact that the opinion
is not only mine.

Max




Donal February 20th 05 12:15 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

I couldn't care less about what happens in Canada. If your government is
happy to pay you to sit on your arse, that is their problem. If you

came
to
live in England, then I might get a bit upset!!


Well...... I can't believe you would take such a haphazard attitude to

the
benefits of government subsidized vacation time Donal! I pay into the
insurance plan.... so what is the ethical problem in taking advantage of a
program I subsidize???


If you really subsidise the plan then I will take my hat off to you.
However, I suspect that you pay less than you take out. That makes you a
scrounger.


There is no employment in my line of work during the
winter..... in my area.


So what? You need a different line of work!

I am merely taking advantage of my climactic
conditions and recouping a small portion of the ridiculous taxes I'm

forced
to endure.
Do you find yourself burdened by your self imposed ethics?



Yes!



Regards


Donal
--





Capt. Mooron February 20th 05 01:09 AM


"Donal" wrote in message

If you really subsidise the plan then I will take my hat off to you.
However, I suspect that you pay less than you take out. That makes you a
scrounger.


Well what I pay in and what I take out is all rather arbitrary isn't it? I
am merely taking advantage of an opportunity presented to me. If by some
misguided and unrealistic guidelines you should suggest that I leave this
fortune in cash to be spent frivilosly by my government..... I'll have to
request further explaination of your rational.


So what? You need a different line of work!


Ah Hah!! .... now we've broached the crux of it!! You are obviously
envious of my low overhead requirements and ability to navigate life with a
much simpler yet functional set of ethics, morals and standards! You tire of
carrying the cross of unblemished integrity under the brutal burden that
route presents. Maybe it isn't I that requires a different line of work?
After all .... how can you fault a sytem that allows me to meet my annual
cash flow requirements within 6 months and yet allows for my alcohol and
combustibles to be paid for during my 6 month vacation?


Yes!


.....and so should you!

CM



katysails February 20th 05 02:25 AM

But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have
been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen for a
kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew you
could distill in the laundry....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91...

Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?


Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the
cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea
why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it
would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I
begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have
none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked
Cool!!

CM



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997
... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been
the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any
longer!! Damn It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!











Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 02:31 AM


Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have
been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen for a
kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew you
could distill in the laundry....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91...

Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?


Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the
cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea
why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it
would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I
begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have
none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked
Cool!!

CM



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997
... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been
the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any
longer!! Damn It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!











katysails February 20th 05 02:40 AM

Do you know how stupid you sound when you don't know what the eff you're
talking about? The post wasn't about beer, DB...it was about death...maybe
there's a correlation there for you?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have
been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen for a
kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew
you could distill in the laundry....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91...

Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?

Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that
the cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no
idea why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me
it would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead!
I begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have
none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked
Cool!!

CM



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997
... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't
been the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any
longer!! Damn It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
...
Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG"
wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!











Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 02:49 AM



Read your post again where you talk of brew . . .

Duh!

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Do you know how stupid you sound when you don't know what the eff you're talking about? The post wasn't about beer, DB...it was
about death...maybe there's a correlation there for you?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him
to the pen for a kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew you could distill in the laundry....



katysails February 20th 05 02:51 AM

hard liquor is distilled....once again you're forced to eat your own foot...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


Read your post again where you talk of brew . . .

Duh!

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Do you know how stupid you sound when you don't know what the eff you're
talking about? The post wasn't about beer, DB...it was about
death...maybe there's a correlation there for you?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might
have been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen
for a kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with
only brew you could distill in the laundry....





Scott Vernon February 20th 05 02:54 AM


"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JG" wrote in message

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never

actually did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter

U.

Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at

Kalamazoo.
And no, I never attended there. I attended the University of

Wyoming, Ball
State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and Indiana

University
(Doctor of Optometry).



Phtttt, I've been to Harvard.

Scotty



Scott Vernon February 20th 05 02:57 AM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of

the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?


All he saw was the bottom of an Overproof bottle.

SV




Scott Vernon February 20th 05 02:59 AM

Hey Mooron, how many days per year do you work?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

I couldn't care less about what happens in Canada. If your

government is
happy to pay you to sit on your arse, that is their problem. If

you came
to
live in England, then I might get a bit upset!!


Well...... I can't believe you would take such a haphazard

attitude to the
benefits of government subsidized vacation time Donal! I pay into

the
insurance plan.... so what is the ethical problem in taking

advantage of a
program I subsidize??? There is no employment in my line of work

during the
winter..... in my area. I am merely taking advantage of my climactic
conditions and recouping a small portion of the ridiculous taxes I'm

forced
to endure.

Do you find yourself burdened by your self imposed ethics?








Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 03:03 AM



But beer is brewed and you talked about brew.

Again, you are forced to bask in your own ignorance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
hard liquor is distilled....once again you're forced to eat your own foot...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...


Read your post again where you talk of brew . . .

Duh!

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Do you know how stupid you sound when you don't know what the eff you're talking about? The post wasn't about beer, DB...it was
about death...maybe there's a correlation there for you?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent
him to the pen for a kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew you could distill in the
laundry....






Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 03:04 AM




"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Hey Mooron, how many days per year do you work?

Scotty


The same number of days as Gaynz has boyfriends - about 90.

CN

katysails February 20th 05 03:07 AM

Many things are brewed...inclusive of beer...you're making an
ASSumption....but that's too be expected...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


But beer is brewed and you talked about brew.

Again, you are forced to bask in your own ignorance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
hard liquor is distilled....once again you're forced to eat your own
foot...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


Read your post again where you talk of brew . . .

Duh!

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Do you know how stupid you sound when you don't know what the eff
you're talking about? The post wasn't about beer, DB...it was about
death...maybe there's a correlation there for you?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a
break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might
have been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the
pen for a kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there
with only brew you could distill in the laundry....







Scott Vernon February 20th 05 03:20 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...
Hey Mooron, how many days per year do you work?

Scotty


The same number of days as Gaynz has boyfriends - about 90.



That's per month.



Capt. Mooron February 20th 05 03:21 AM

I try for 6 months or there abouts.... sometimes I work 8 months like last
year. It's a high stress-load job that entails a minimum of 12 hour days
7days a week. Every 3 weeks or between contracts I get a few days off. On
average.... 80 to 100 hour work weeks are pretty standard... so is the
seasonal employment aspect... unless I want a deadbeat office job, on
salary, year round, with a pension, like Donal!

Which actually speaking I could land a full time job in a heartbeat......
but seriously... would you consider that any way to live?

Did I mention that I always get Kick Ass Refunds on my taxes!!! 8K last
year!! Combine that with my employment insurance and it's like doubling my
wage!!

I love this country!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Hey Mooron, how many days per year do you work?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

I couldn't care less about what happens in Canada. If your

government is
happy to pay you to sit on your arse, that is their problem. If

you came
to
live in England, then I might get a bit upset!!


Well...... I can't believe you would take such a haphazard

attitude to the
benefits of government subsidized vacation time Donal! I pay into

the
insurance plan.... so what is the ethical problem in taking

advantage of a
program I subsidize??? There is no employment in my line of work

during the
winter..... in my area. I am merely taking advantage of my climactic
conditions and recouping a small portion of the ridiculous taxes I'm

forced
to endure.

Do you find yourself burdened by your self imposed ethics?










Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 03:21 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

The same number of days as Gaynz has boyfriends - about 90.



That's per month.


My mistake. I didn't know the gay bath houses were such busy places.

CN

Capt. Mooron February 20th 05 03:22 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of

the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?


All he saw was the bottom of an Overproof bottle.


AMEN!

CM



Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 03:24 AM

BTW, I saw in another of your posts that you were doing some
work on Overproof. What are you doing? I hope you're not putting
some of those silly Ole Thom end plates on your manly vessel's keel.

CN


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:vnTRd.1947$9a3.1414@edtnps91...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of

the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?


All he saw was the bottom of an Overproof bottle.


AMEN!

CM



Scott Vernon February 20th 05 03:32 AM

So about 200 days? Just curious. I average 120 days a year, not
counting working around the house.
My wife says I'm not motivated enough, while I say it's time to slow
down a little.

Ya think Donut works 24/7/363?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LmTRd.1946$9a3.809@edtnps91...
I try for 6 months or there abouts.... sometimes I work 8 months

like last
year. It's a high stress-load job that entails a minimum of 12 hour

days
7days a week. Every 3 weeks or between contracts I get a few days

off. On
average.... 80 to 100 hour work weeks are pretty standard... so is

the
seasonal employment aspect... unless I want a deadbeat office job,

on
salary, year round, with a pension, like Donal!

Which actually speaking I could land a full time job in a

heartbeat......
but seriously... would you consider that any way to live?

Did I mention that I always get Kick Ass Refunds on my taxes!!! 8K

last
year!! Combine that with my employment insurance and it's like

doubling my
wage!!

I love this country!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Hey Mooron, how many days per year do you work?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:6HxRd.2897$NN.1881@edtnps89...

"Donal" wrote in message

I couldn't care less about what happens in Canada. If your

government is
happy to pay you to sit on your arse, that is their problem.

If
you came
to
live in England, then I might get a bit upset!!

Well...... I can't believe you would take such a haphazard

attitude to the
benefits of government subsidized vacation time Donal! I pay into

the
insurance plan.... so what is the ethical problem in taking

advantage of a
program I subsidize??? There is no employment in my line of work

during the
winter..... in my area. I am merely taking advantage of my

climactic
conditions and recouping a small portion of the ridiculous taxes

I'm
forced
to endure.

Do you find yourself burdened by your self imposed ethics?












JG February 20th 05 03:34 AM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
The same number of days as Scotti Potti has boyfriends - about 90.



That's per month.





Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 03:38 AM

Guess how many days I worked in the last three years.

Give up?

I worked zero, zilch, nada, none! Not only that, but the days
are always warm enough to sail, even in the dead of winter.

CN


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
So about 200 days? Just curious. I average 120 days a year, not
counting working around the house.
My wife says I'm not motivated enough, while I say it's time to slow
down a little.

Ya think Donut works 24/7/363?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:LmTRd.1946$9a3.809@edtnps91...
I try for 6 months or there abouts.... sometimes I work 8 months

like last
year. It's a high stress-load job that entails a minimum of 12 hour

days
7days a week. Every 3 weeks or between contracts I get a few days

off. On
average.... 80 to 100 hour work weeks are pretty standard... so is

the
seasonal employment aspect... unless I want a deadbeat office job,

on
salary, year round, with a pension, like Donal!

Which actually speaking I could land a full time job in a

heartbeat......
but seriously... would you consider that any way to live?

Did I mention that I always get Kick Ass Refunds on my taxes!!! 8K

last
year!! Combine that with my employment insurance and it's like

doubling my
wage!!

I love this country!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Hey Mooron, how many days per year do you work?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:6HxRd.2897$NN.1881@edtnps89...

"Donal" wrote in message

I couldn't care less about what happens in Canada. If your
government is
happy to pay you to sit on your arse, that is their problem.

If
you came
to
live in England, then I might get a bit upset!!

Well...... I can't believe you would take such a haphazard
attitude to the
benefits of government subsidized vacation time Donal! I pay into
the
insurance plan.... so what is the ethical problem in taking
advantage of a
program I subsidize??? There is no employment in my line of work
during the
winter..... in my area. I am merely taking advantage of my

climactic
conditions and recouping a small portion of the ridiculous taxes

I'm
forced
to endure.

Do you find yourself burdened by your self imposed ethics?












Scott Vernon February 20th 05 03:48 AM

WoW jon, that's very clever of you, switching my name for yours in my
post. Did it take you long to think that up? Did you get help from
another intellectual? Should I report you?

You really are witty......oh so witty........

Scotty


"JG" wrote in message
...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
The same number of days as Scotti Potti has boyfriends - about

90.


That's per month.







JG February 20th 05 03:49 AM

A mushroom is wittier than a bad imitation of a fat Elvis.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
WoW jon, that's very clever of you, switching my name for yours in my
post. Did it take you long to think that up? Did you get help from
another intellectual? Should I report you?

You really are witty......oh so witty........

Scotty


"JG" wrote in message
...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
The same number of days as Scotti Potti has boyfriends - about

90.


That's per month.









Scott Vernon February 20th 05 03:51 AM




"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
Guess how many days I had sex in the last three years.

Give up?

zero, zilch, nada, none!

CN







Scott Vernon February 20th 05 03:57 AM

so witty...so witty...and pretty...and GAY....


"JG" wrote in message
...
A mushroom is wittier than a bad imitation of a fat Elvis.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
WoW jon, that's very clever of you, switching my name for yours in

my
post. Did it take you long to think that up? Did you get help from
another intellectual? Should I report you?

You really are witty......oh so witty........

Scotty


"JG" wrote in message
...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
The same number of days as Scotti Potti has boyfriends - about

90.


That's per month.











Capt. Mooron February 20th 05 03:58 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
So about 200 days? Just curious. I average 120 days a year, not
counting working around the house.


That's a good target to go for... there is so much more to life than the
false security of year round employment. I tried that for 5 years..... ended
up begging my boss to select me for the big lay-off!..... I got it and after
my 4 month vacation in the tropics he hired me back seasonal at a much
higher wage.

My wife says I'm not motivated enough, while I say it's time to slow
down a little.


I usually just work what suits me.... if it's suiting you to work less....
I can't see anything wrong with that


Ya think Donut works 24/7/363?


Ya but he only gets paid for 8/5/360.....

CM



Capt. Neal® February 20th 05 04:01 AM



WoW scotty, that's very clever of you, switching sex for work in my
post. Did it take you long to think that up? Did you get help from
another intellectual? Should I report you?

You really are witty......oh so witty........

CN

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...



"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
Guess how many days I had sex in the last three years.

Give up?

zero, zilch, nada, none!

CN








Scott Vernon February 20th 05 04:08 AM

LOL, good one!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


WoW scotty, that's very clever of you, switching sex for work in my
post. Did it take you long to think that up? Did you get help from
another intellectual? Should I report you?

You really are witty......oh so witty........

CN

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...



"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
Guess how many days I had sex in the last three years.

Give up?

zero, zilch, nada, none!

CN










Capt. Mooron February 20th 05 04:14 AM

Nothing that fancy.... stripped out some older electronics and wiring
harnesses that I'm planning on replacing, removed the fresh water tank for
it's annual cleaning, packed the sails to be sent for annual inspection and
repair, then sat back in the cockpit.... looking over the frozen bay, drank
an Overproof Rum & Coffee and thought about the times I was out sailing.

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
BTW, I saw in another of your posts that you were doing some
work on Overproof. What are you doing? I hope you're not putting
some of those silly Ole Thom end plates on your manly vessel's keel.

CN


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:vnTRd.1947$9a3.1414@edtnps91...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of
the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?

All he saw was the bottom of an Overproof bottle.


AMEN!

CM





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