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Jonathan Ganz November 29th 04 04:32 AM

Careful Nav. Katy will be offended.

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"Nav" wrote in message
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Lady Pilot wrote:


Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like
I need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat
seafood all the time.


Weight still a bit of a problem I see. It's endemic to the USA. Have you
tried giving up snacks between meals and counting calories? Alcohol has a
lot of calories too you know.

Cheers




Nav November 29th 04 04:50 AM

Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some women
call themselves 'lady' something on the web. I suspect from the small
sample I've seen that 'lady' something is it a euphemism for 'fat'. I
ponder this as it doesn't seem to be related to moral or social standing.

Cheers

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Careful Nav. Katy will be offended.



Nav November 29th 04 04:55 AM



Lady Pilot wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

I have to admire you more and more for your sensible
convictions.



Well, thank you Capt.


But, I'm curious about what comprises a repulicaton
woman. Did you mean Republican? If so, that makes
you an even more valuable commodity.



Yes, I was 2 sheets in the wind when I posted last.


Teenage boys grow up and leave the nest with great
rapidity. I most certainly could not abide them as
part of a package deal with Mommy but I am willing
to wait for a quality woman to finish her job of
getting them properly raised and out of the house.



Well, I love my boys and they can live at home with me as long as they wish.
We are a very close knit family and my boys are very well behaved. But I
find it's the children like mine that do leave the nest rather quickly.


Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Perhaps if you did not
view your home as a 'nest' men would be want to leave so quickly?
Young men hate 'mothering'. Hope this helps.

Cheers




Jonathan Ganz November 29th 04 06:22 AM

It was half joke, half serious. I've been needling Lady Pilot by claiming
she's a dyke. Katy took offense. Why is a mystery to me, since a lot worse
has been said about other people, including about me and by me.

To answer your question, I agree that it's true a good percentage of the
time. Mostly, I tihnk it means that they're unmarried with no prospects,
ugly, divorced, or some combination.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some women call
themselves 'lady' something on the web. I suspect from the small sample
I've seen that 'lady' something is it a euphemism for 'fat'. I ponder this
as it doesn't seem to be related to moral or social standing.

Cheers

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Careful Nav. Katy will be offended.





Capt. Neal® November 29th 04 10:57 PM



You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

CN

"Nav" wrote in message ...


Lady Pilot wrote:


Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like I
need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat seafood
all the time.


Weight still a bit of a problem I see. It's endemic to the USA. Have you
tried giving up snacks between meals and counting calories? Alcohol has
a lot of calories too you know.

Cheers


Scout November 29th 04 11:01 PM

Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers

You know one well enough to ask?
Scout



Jonathan Ganz November 29th 04 11:08 PM

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=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!


Most diets don't work. I'm sure she'll bounce back fairly soon.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Nav November 30th 04 12:03 AM

I don't think she said she was 'thin' i.e. less than the average weight
for her height. Perhaps your fantasy is running away with you?

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

CN

"Nav" wrote in message ...


Lady Pilot wrote:


Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like I
need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat seafood
all the time.


Weight still a bit of a problem I see. It's endemic to the USA. Have you
tried giving up snacks between meals and counting calories? Alcohol has
a lot of calories too you know.

Cheers



Nav November 30th 04 12:05 AM

Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you
can't remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:

Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers



You know one well enough to ask?
Scout




Scout November 30th 04 12:08 AM

Don't get too excited, I think I'm 3 months older than you.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you can't
remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:

Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers



You know one well enough to ask?
Scout






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