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Lady Pilot November 21st 04 07:00 AM

Capt. Neal is back?
 
I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)




Flying Tadpole November 21st 04 07:39 AM



Lady Pilot wrote:

I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Dear Madame Vinyl,

Others may find you despicable, wanting, lacking, argumentative,
fast, high-flying etc etc, but I can't even find you in the first
place. So why blame me for the adjective? Why? Why? Where have I
transgressed? How can I now survive the odium of being a user of
such a word?

Flying Tadpole

Lady Pilot November 21st 04 08:29 AM


"Flying Tadpole" described the following:


Lady Pilot wrote:

I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Dear Madame Vinyl,

Others may find you despicable, wanting, lacking, argumentative,
fast, high-flying etc etc, but I can't even find you in the first
place.


Oh dear, I feal so bad now!

So why blame me for the adjective? Why? Why? Where have I
transgressed?


I don't know, honestly, Taddy. I guess because I was gone for a few weeks
and I finally answered a few of your posts and you never replied.

How can I now survive the odium of being a user of
such a word?


I'm sure I accused you falsely! Hard times, and all of that...

Could you find it in your heart to forgive me? (I sure hope so...)

LP



Flying Tadpole November 21st 04 09:11 AM



Lady Pilot wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" described the following:


Lady Pilot wrote:

I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Dear Madame Vinyl,

Others may find you despicable, wanting, lacking, argumentative,
fast, high-flying etc etc, but I can't even find you in the first
place.


Oh dear, I feal so bad now!

So why blame me for the adjective? Why? Why? Where have I
transgressed?


I don't know, honestly, Taddy. I guess because I was gone for a few weeks
and I finally answered a few of your posts and you never replied.


Oh Mme V, now _I_ feel bad about it. I've hardly been here, you
see, having got a life briefly, and the 2000 posts awaiting each
time I looked in were too much for me. But now I'm back in a
suicidal frame of mind, I will keep a more careful lookout at
least for the next week!



How can I now survive the odium of being a user of
such a word?


I'm sure I accused you falsely! Hard times, and all of that...

Could you find it in your heart to forgive me? (I sure hope so...)


Why MV, I think it's _wonderful_ to finally find someone who
believes I even _have_ a heart. How could I refuse you after
that?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm

Capt. Mooron November 21st 04 02:53 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:l2Xnd.69511$EZ.759@okepread07...
I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.


Sharks find the good Captain as Toxic as most of the posters here.


I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.
Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?


Make certain that Taddy finds you delectible, delicious and disrobed!

CM




Capt. Neal® November 21st 04 07:48 PM


Dear LP,

You spurned me, you uppity wench, so I had no thought for you
in my journeys. I use hotmail for my e-mail now as I needed an
internet based service which is available anywhere where the
Internet is.

As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games. If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology
and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:l2Xnd.69511$EZ.759@okepread07...
I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)




Jonathan Ganz November 21st 04 09:28 PM

Cappy... she's a dyke, what can you expect..

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Dear LP,

You spurned me, you uppity wench, so I had no thought for you
in my journeys. I use hotmail for my e-mail now as I needed an
internet based service which is available anywhere where the
Internet is.

As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games. If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology
and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:l2Xnd.69511$EZ.759@okepread07...
I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)






Scott Vernon November 22nd 04 12:21 AM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote

As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games. If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology
and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.


She can borrow from gaynz.





Jonathan Ganz November 22nd 04 12:29 AM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote

As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games. If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology
and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.


I have a thong bottom she can borrow.







Scott Vernon November 22nd 04 12:36 AM

see, I told you


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

I have a thong bottom she can borrow.









Peter Wiley November 22nd 04 01:41 AM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:l2Xnd.69511$EZ.759@okepread07...
I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Send resume with photos and audited bank acct statements, then we can talk....

BTW we're getting some aircraft to play with soon.

PDW

Jonathan Ganz November 22nd 04 03:22 AM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I have a thong bottom she can borrow.











Lady Pilot November 25th 04 08:05 AM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" described the following:


Lady Pilot wrote:

I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was
returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)

Dear Madame Vinyl,

Others may find you despicable, wanting, lacking, argumentative,
fast, high-flying etc etc, but I can't even find you in the first
place.


Oh dear, I feal so bad now!

So why blame me for the adjective? Why? Why? Where have I
transgressed?


I don't know, honestly, Taddy. I guess because I was gone for a few
weeks
and I finally answered a few of your posts and you never replied.


Oh Mme V, now _I_ feel bad about it. I've hardly been here, you
see, having got a life briefly, and the 2000 posts awaiting each
time I looked in were too much for me. But now I'm back in a
suicidal frame of mind, I will keep a more careful lookout at
least for the next week!


Well, I can sympathize with you. Are you really MC? I would have never
thought that I could like someone and despise someone at the same time!

Oz says, one of the three twins. Someone is going to be left out in this
declaration. Oz, Peter, Nav, and Flying Tapdole.

Which piece of the puzzle doesn't work?

Hmmmmm....LP



How can I now survive the odium of being a user of
such a word?


I'm sure I accused you falsely! Hard times, and all of that...

Could you find it in your heart to forgive me? (I sure hope so...)


Why MV, I think it's _wonderful_ to finally find someone who
believes I even _have_ a heart. How could I refuse you after
that?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm




Lady Pilot November 25th 04 08:08 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote

: I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.


I just love it when a man informs me of something I already know.

But thanks for the newsgroup confusion...


Sharks find the good Captain as Toxic as most of the posters here.


Are you including yourself in this trial?


Make certain that Taddy finds you delectible, delicious and disrobed!


I'm always all of the above, but I have a terribly narrow road of choice!

LP



Lady Pilot November 25th 04 08:15 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Dear LP,

You spurned me, you uppity wench, so I had no thought for you
in my journeys.


Oh please! I have two teenage males...how could you deal with that?

I use hotmail for my e-mail now as I needed an
internet based service which is available anywhere where the
Internet is.


No problem, I do the same thing...you forget that I have current passorts
for me and my two wonderful sons...


As for sharks eating me, that was no longer a problem once
I sailed away from your lies and games.


Oh, please tell me what my sins are so I can repent. You asked me to sail
away with you, but I'm a repulicaton women of intergrity!

If ever you wish to
bask in my company again, all I need from you is an apology


Well, I will definetly apologze if you think for one minute that I "dissed
you"
That wasn't the case at all, I have to teenage souls that I'm responsible
for...

and perhaps a little in-person begging for mercy while clad
only in a black lace teddy with matching thong bottom.


Sorry, I'm saving that for a man that is worthy of my affection...

Not to say that you are not, but I've been screwed so many times by men that
I'm definite weary. I would rather live my life single than get a man that
is so self-absorbed and selfish...

LP



Lady Pilot November 25th 04 08:22 AM


"Peter Wiley" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote: I'm shocked! Neal left on
New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Send resume with photos and audited bank acct statements, then we can
talk....


Oh jeeze, I can easily send you a resume and a photo. Does my photo make a
dirfference on what I will be paid? Can I take me 2 teenage sons with me?

I was just offered a job for $100,000 dollars a year in the USA. Being my
own boss and all of that...can you counter the offer?

LP

BTW we're getting some aircraft to play with soon.

PDW




Peter Wiley November 25th 04 09:50 AM

In article 1Dgpd.75147$EZ.65809@okepread07, Lady Pilot
wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote: I'm shocked! Neal left on
New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)


Send resume with photos and audited bank acct statements, then we can
talk....


Oh jeeze, I can easily send you a resume and a photo. Does my photo make a
dirfference on what I will be paid?


In fact, no. Merely idle curiosity.

Can I take me 2 teenage sons with me?


You can take my 2 teenage daughters with you too provided they're not
on my ship :-)

I was just offered a job for $100,000 dollars a year in the USA. Being my
own boss and all of that...can you counter the offer?


If you're so shallow as to be solely motivated by money and power - no.
That niche is already filled.

PDW

Flying Tadpole November 25th 04 11:26 AM



Lady Pilot wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" described the following:


Lady Pilot wrote:

I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was
returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)

Dear Madame Vinyl,

Others may find you despicable, wanting, lacking, argumentative,
fast, high-flying etc etc, but I can't even find you in the first
place.

Oh dear, I feal so bad now!

So why blame me for the adjective? Why? Why? Where have I
transgressed?

I don't know, honestly, Taddy. I guess because I was gone for a few
weeks
and I finally answered a few of your posts and you never replied.


Oh Mme V, now _I_ feel bad about it. I've hardly been here, you
see, having got a life briefly, and the 2000 posts awaiting each
time I looked in were too much for me. But now I'm back in a
suicidal frame of mind, I will keep a more careful lookout at
least for the next week!


Well, I can sympathize with you. Are you really MC? I would have never
thought that I could like someone and despise someone at the same time!

Oz says, one of the three twins. Someone is going to be left out in this
declaration. Oz, Peter, Nav, and Flying Tapdole.

Which piece of the puzzle doesn't work?

Hmmmmm....LP


You'd be able to work that out with a quick Google, but I'll save
you the trouble. AFter I created the MC character, Oz got
jealous, and felt that he too needed a foil, especially to beat
Neal with. So eventually he brought into being the wily Wiley
puppet, cunningly disguising his occasional Sydney-centric slips
by providing a fake Sydney-resident past for the Peter persona.
The Wiley's Tasmanian location was a stroke of genius, I must
admit, allows posting in the same time zone without the
complicaitons I have to go through (and the early morning rising
needed to maintain the MC persona). The antarctic expeditions
were another stroke of genius (it pains me to admit all this, of
course) because it allows Oz to take long holidays without having
to bother with the Wiley puppet, wheras I can't really let the MC
stop, as it would look suspicious. Anyway, I'm very jealous of
Oz, because he makes his Wiley puppet put things much more
succinctly than I seem to be achieving with the MC puppet, which
perhaps is past its use-by date.

So there's most of the puzzle. I leave it to you to spot the
third twin, though. A hint: all three twins are subjects of a
monarchy.

(I must stop signing my FT posts MC and my MC posts FT, or even
the slower members of the newsgroup will start wondering.)

CHeers! oops, I mean...
FT
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm

katysails November 25th 04 12:53 PM

snort....you been eating them mushrooms again....

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" described the following:


Lady Pilot wrote:

I'm shocked! Neal left on New Years day in 2004. He never gave us
a
progress report. I thought the sharks ate him.

I tried to e-mail him a couple of months ago and his e-mail was
returned.

Now Taddy has found me despicable! What shall I do know?

LP (can Peter Wiley give me a job on his ship?)

Dear Madame Vinyl,

Others may find you despicable, wanting, lacking, argumentative,
fast, high-flying etc etc, but I can't even find you in the first
place.

Oh dear, I feal so bad now!

So why blame me for the adjective? Why? Why? Where have I
transgressed?

I don't know, honestly, Taddy. I guess because I was gone for a few
weeks
and I finally answered a few of your posts and you never replied.

Oh Mme V, now _I_ feel bad about it. I've hardly been here, you
see, having got a life briefly, and the 2000 posts awaiting each
time I looked in were too much for me. But now I'm back in a
suicidal frame of mind, I will keep a more careful lookout at
least for the next week!


Well, I can sympathize with you. Are you really MC? I would have never
thought that I could like someone and despise someone at the same time!

Oz says, one of the three twins. Someone is going to be left out in this
declaration. Oz, Peter, Nav, and Flying Tapdole.

Which piece of the puzzle doesn't work?

Hmmmmm....LP


You'd be able to work that out with a quick Google, but I'll save
you the trouble. AFter I created the MC character, Oz got
jealous, and felt that he too needed a foil, especially to beat
Neal with. So eventually he brought into being the wily Wiley
puppet, cunningly disguising his occasional Sydney-centric slips
by providing a fake Sydney-resident past for the Peter persona.
The Wiley's Tasmanian location was a stroke of genius, I must
admit, allows posting in the same time zone without the
complicaitons I have to go through (and the early morning rising
needed to maintain the MC persona). The antarctic expeditions
were another stroke of genius (it pains me to admit all this, of
course) because it allows Oz to take long holidays without having
to bother with the Wiley puppet, wheras I can't really let the MC
stop, as it would look suspicious. Anyway, I'm very jealous of
Oz, because he makes his Wiley puppet put things much more
succinctly than I seem to be achieving with the MC puppet, which
perhaps is past its use-by date.

So there's most of the puzzle. I leave it to you to spot the
third twin, though. A hint: all three twins are subjects of a
monarchy.

(I must stop signing my FT posts MC and my MC posts FT, or even
the slower members of the newsgroup will start wondering.)

CHeers! oops, I mean...
FT
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm




Capt. Mooron November 25th 04 01:39 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

Sharks find the good Captain as Toxic as most of the posters here.


Are you including yourself in this trial?


Perish the thought..... Capt. Neal always provides a unique perspective. I
admire him.

Make certain that Taddy finds you delectible, delicious and disrobed!


I'm always all of the above, but I have a terribly narrow road of choice!


Have you considered a tactical ambush? :-)

CM




Capt. Mooron November 25th 04 11:05 PM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
She probably has missed out in the physical
appearance department because she hasn't yet gotten the nerve to
post a real photo or herself.


Do not mistake her humility as reason to doubt her appearance...... the
lady is a knock-out! Any true Republican would gladly part with his trigger
finger to be with her. I only wish I measured up to her requirements.....
unfortunately she believes I have too.... [I hate to even use the
word]..... "liberal" a view for her tastes.

This delicious example of a woman can only be tamed by a Real Man...... and
I warn you her standards of conservatism are not for the meek!

You may be the only one here that has a chance of meeting her rigid
criteria........ the best of luck to you good Capt.

I assure you if you net this prize... Katysails will be forever green with
jealousy and utter remorse!

CM



Scout November 26th 04 01:37 AM

Ouch! what a great euphemistic metaphor!
If I hadn't come to such an inappropriate interpretation, I would've stolen
it for class!
Scout

"katysails" wrote
[snip] leaving you once again holding the proverbial empty rod....




Martin Baxter November 26th 04 11:37 AM

katysails wrote:

Yes, but the vituperative acid within me soon dissolves any hook you could
set allowing me to swim free leaving you once again holding the proverbial
empty rod....


You empty mens' rods? Does Mr. Sails know about this? Is there a fee for this service?

;-)

Cheers
Marty


katysails November 26th 04 12:01 PM

No....they were that way to begin with...Mr Sails threw up his hands in
exasperation a long time ago; now he just slowly shakes his head....

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
katysails wrote:

Yes, but the vituperative acid within me soon dissolves any hook you
could set allowing me to swim free leaving you once again holding the
proverbial empty rod....


You empty mens' rods? Does Mr. Sails know about this? Is there a fee for
this service?

;-)

Cheers
Marty




Scout November 26th 04 12:33 PM

Katy,
you're only making this worse!
Scout

"katysails" wrote
No....they were that way to begin with...Mr Sails threw up his hands in
exasperation a long time ago; now he just slowly shakes his head....




Scott Vernon November 26th 04 12:49 PM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Indeed, Scout. But are you also a wonderful duo-pianist, as
Daffy has demonstrated himself to be?



Nope, only got the ONE I was born with.

Scotty




Scott Vernon November 26th 04 12:54 PM

"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote
Too bad. You're offended. So what. Just because you've been here a

long
time, doesn't give you license to tell me what to do or be offensive

to me,
especially since I've never been that way to you. I didn't start

this gay
bull**** and you know it.... That asshole and other assholes did. If

you
would like to killfile me, feel free. Otherwise, shut the **** up.


W0W! tough guy. Bitching at a woman on the Internet.



Scott Vernon November 26th 04 01:03 PM


"Martin Baxter" wrote

You empty mens' rods? Does Mr. Sails know about this? Is there a fee

for this service?


only for the pics.



Scout November 26th 04 01:21 PM

would that be the clef palate?
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Indeed, Scout. But are you also a wonderful duo-pianist, as
Daffy has demonstrated himself to be?


Nope, only got the ONE I was born with.

Scotty


I was referring to the piano-playing, not the speech impediment.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm




Flying Tadpole November 26th 04 01:23 PM



Scott Vernon wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Indeed, Scout. But are you also a wonderful duo-pianist, as
Daffy has demonstrated himself to be?


Nope, only got the ONE I was born with.

Scotty


I was referring to the piano-playing, not the speech impediment.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm

Scott Vernon November 26th 04 01:24 PM

sorry, I don't speak french.

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
...
would that be the clef palate?
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Indeed, Scout. But are you also a wonderful duo-pianist, as
Daffy has demonstrated himself to be?

Nope, only got the ONE I was born with.

Scotty


I was referring to the piano-playing, not the speech impediment.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm






Martin Baxter November 26th 04 01:24 PM

Scott Vernon wrote:

And I'm still in a class by myself, right?

Well that's one way to look at it, most would say it's more like being out in hall
by yourself.

Cheers
Marty


Scout November 26th 04 01:29 PM

then how in heavens name do you order a meal at McDonald's?
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
sorry, I don't speak french.

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
...
would that be the clef palate?
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Indeed, Scout. But are you also a wonderful duo-pianist, as
Daffy has demonstrated himself to be?

Nope, only got the ONE I was born with.

Scotty

I was referring to the piano-playing, not the speech impediment.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm








Jonathan Ganz November 26th 04 06:03 PM

Wow... a wimp boy... full of idle threats and bs.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote
Too bad. You're offended. So what. Just because you've been here a

long
time, doesn't give you license to tell me what to do or be offensive

to me,
especially since I've never been that way to you. I didn't start

this gay
bull**** and you know it.... That asshole and other assholes did. If

you
would like to killfile me, feel free. Otherwise, shut the **** up.


W0W! tough guy. Bitching at a woman on the Internet.





Capt. Neal® November 26th 04 06:40 PM

Gaynz is just a psycho. Ignore him. It is a far
better newsgroup without him. Over the years
his posts have degenerated into profanity and
inanity.

The only time I even see his garbage anymore
is second-handed and soon those will be few and
far between as more and more people decide to
ignore him.

It's really kind of sad because there was a time
when Gaynz actually had something worthwhile to
contribute. Now, he puts me in mind of one of those
street people who sit on the sidewalk and yell
profanity at you when you walk by if you just
happen to look their way.

What's that disease called anyway? Is it Tourettes
Syndrome? Yes, that's it.

http://www.tourettes-disorder.com/

CN



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Why do you think Cappy tortures his cat? Is that what you do? I get
the impression he loves his cat and prolly takes good care of it.

Scotty



gonefishiing November 26th 04 07:59 PM

jon,
you are really a funny guy

don't get so bent out of shape.
it is just a newsgroup

let's see if i can help you........

social skills 101:

talk? is that what you call your posts?

talk is one sided, a monolugue, and response is not required.
when talk gets intelligent, it becomes conversation, which is generally when
two or more people exchange ideas.
whether they agree or not, really does not matter.

it is the high pitch of your voice that is of concern and may point to the
reason for the ganz is gay posts.

what you do here is more accurately known as an incessant whine, often times
accompanied by a tantrum.

apparently you don't have children, otherwise you would understand this is
the sort of thing that most young people learn to grow out of with guidance
from parents, usually by the age of 6 or 7, and begin the journey of growing
up with a realistic view towards the larger world.

when this doesn't happen, later in life it usually points to a persons
insecurities. when prolonged, it can develop into a more severe dilusional
view of the world, often requiring professional long term help.

the sweetheart standing next to me agrees that the forms of behavior you
present are a classic indication of a man with a small pee pee ......

didn't you also say, once or twice, you voted for kerry?
yes that would explain the rest............

can you see any of this?

gf.







Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 09:22 PM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Well, obviously you can't shut up and won't let anyone else talk, so that
means you're a true wacko.


Ganzy... why don't you adjust your thong...... the pressure seems to be
impeding clear thought and reasonable behaviour.

You are sounding more like a homosexual that has outgrown his closet with
each post you make.

CM



Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 09:25 PM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
Wow... a wimp boy... full of idle threats and bs.


Let me take a wild guess... you inserted a vibrator up your ass and it
scrambled your brain?

I saw no threat or BS in Scotty's post.

CM




Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 09:27 PM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
Is that what you do... worship Greek men who are dead?


....as opposed to you who worship men who prefer the Greek position??

CM



Scout November 26th 04 10:08 PM

Walk-over-and-borrow-a-cup-of-sugar neighbors?
No sensitivity here, I'm a caddish brute!
Time to go light the campfire : )
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote
Well, we _are_ from the same neighbourhood. So why this sudden
display of sensitivity?





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