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katysails December 14th 04 01:08 AM

No...I think power and obedience are the answers....You going to argue or do
I get out the boots?

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Do you not think navigation is the key to everything?

Cheers

katysails wrote:

You do not captain your own boat? You only stand as navigator? Pretty
problematic when you're singlehanding, I'd say...

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Of course she is.

Cheers

katysails wrote:


??? Ella's not yours????

"Nav" wrote in message
...


I call myself Nav. beacuse I am not the Captain, just a member of the
crew. In that regard I may be unusual as there many Captains here.

To answer your second question, the number of sailors who can navigate
well by DR is small.


Now, why do you call yourself "Lady"

Cheers


Lady Pilot wrote:



"Nav" wrote:



Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some women
call themselves 'lady' something on the web.


Seriously, I'd like to know why some sailor would call themselves
'nav' something on the web.

Are there many sailors out there that can't navigate?

LP










Nav December 14th 04 01:09 AM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message BTW - speaking as a former
fisherman who learned from the old timers and

having owned strake built Cape Islanders... have you ever caulked a seam
in your entire life? If you did.. at what gap size do you switch from
oakum to cotton and what is the correct mix ratios for the putty.....
matter of fact what are the ingredients of proper caulking putty???


Sniff. Of course you did.



I'll toss you a bone... 2/3 common putty and 1/3 white lead..... Gaps- less
than 1/4" use cotton... 1/4" or greater use oakum and set battens.

Now... do you caulk a boat wet or dry? Why?


Yes, why don't you tell us. You seem to be enjoying yourself.

Cheers


Scott Vernon December 14th 04 01:12 AM

That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...
No...I think power and obedience are the answers....




katysails December 14th 04 01:17 AM

Huh? I'm not married to you...(gadzooks...)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...
No...I think power and obedience are the answers....






Donal December 14th 04 01:18 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Real dollars.


Isn't everyone? That's just too easy.

I'd prefer to be a Sterling millionaire.




Regards

Donal
--




Scott Vernon December 14th 04 01:23 AM

MY marriage, to MY wife.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Huh? I'm not married to you...(gadzooks...)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...
No...I think power and obedience are the answers....








Nav December 14th 04 01:23 AM

So, what good will shouting do when you don't know where you are or
where you are going?

Cheers

katysails wrote:

No...I think power and obedience are the answers....You going to argue or do
I get out the boots?

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Do you not think navigation is the key to everything?

Cheers

katysails wrote:


You do not captain your own boat? You only stand as navigator? Pretty
problematic when you're singlehanding, I'd say...

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Of course she is.

Cheers

katysails wrote:



??? Ella's not yours????

"Nav" wrote in message
...



I call myself Nav. beacuse I am not the Captain, just a member of the
crew. In that regard I may be unusual as there many Captains here.

To answer your second question, the number of sailors who can navigate
well by DR is small.


Now, why do you call yourself "Lady"

Cheers


Lady Pilot wrote:




"Nav" wrote:




Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some women
call themselves 'lady' something on the web.


Seriously, I'd like to know why some sailor would call themselves
'nav' something on the web.

Are there many sailors out there that can't navigate?

LP








Nav December 14th 04 01:27 AM

Kind of possessive.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

MY marriage, to MY wife.


"katysails" wrote in message
...

Huh? I'm not married to you...(gadzooks...)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...

No...I think power and obedience are the answers....







Scott Vernon December 14th 04 01:31 AM

Very much so.


"Nav" wrote in message
...
Kind of possessive.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

MY marriage, to MY wife.


"katysails" wrote in message
...

Huh? I'm not married to you...(gadzooks...)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...

No...I think power and obedience are the answers....









Overproof December 14th 04 02:15 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message BTW - speaking as a
former fisherman who learned from the old timers and

having owned strake built Cape Islanders... have you ever caulked a seam
in your entire life? If you did.. at what gap size do you switch from
oakum to cotton and what is the correct mix ratios for the putty.....
matter of fact what are the ingredients of proper caulking putty???


Sniff. Of course you did.



I'll toss you a bone... 2/3 common putty and 1/3 white lead..... Gaps-
less than 1/4" use cotton... 1/4" or greater use oakum and set battens.

Now... do you caulk a boat wet or dry? Why?


Yes, why don't you tell us. You seem to be enjoying yourself.


Oky Doky.... you caulk a dry boat.... but not more than a season on the
skids other wise the strakes will need to be re-soaked for 12 hours and then
air dried for a few days. You want to apply just enough caulking so that
when the strakes swell they pinch the caulking flat to the strake.
Bulged caulking is a sign of poor craftsmanship.

Here's another piece of info... when you replace strakes... seasoning should
be done by sinking the planks at mid tide level and allowing the tide to
soak and dry them for a week prior to laying to and nailing the strake to
shape.

Glad I could be of help.... now if you could be of some assistance.... I
was taking Construction Documentation Photos for a report and I can't seem
to get a decent photo of the bridge work without 'red-eye'. What should I
do?


CM



Overproof December 14th 04 02:18 AM

.... or your radar can't pick out a shoreline?
.... or your prop is fouled on seaweed and the harbour is within sight?
..... or your log reads 6.8 but you think it says 8.6?

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...
So, what good will shouting do when you don't know where you are or where
you are going?




Nav December 14th 04 02:18 AM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:


"Nav" wrote in message BTW - speaking as a
former fisherman who learned from the old timers and


having owned strake built Cape Islanders... have you ever caulked a seam
in your entire life? If you did.. at what gap size do you switch from
oakum to cotton and what is the correct mix ratios for the putty.....
matter of fact what are the ingredients of proper caulking putty???


Sniff. Of course you did.


I'll toss you a bone... 2/3 common putty and 1/3 white lead..... Gaps-
less than 1/4" use cotton... 1/4" or greater use oakum and set battens.

Now... do you caulk a boat wet or dry? Why?


Yes, why don't you tell us. You seem to be enjoying yourself.



Oky Doky.... you caulk a dry boat.... but not more than a season on the
skids other wise the strakes will need to be re-soaked for 12 hours and then
air dried for a few days. You want to apply just enough caulking so that
when the strakes swell they pinch the caulking flat to the strake.
Bulged caulking is a sign of poor craftsmanship.

Here's another piece of info... when you replace strakes... seasoning should
be done by sinking the planks at mid tide level and allowing the tide to
soak and dry them for a week prior to laying to and nailing the strake to
shape.

Glad I could be of help.... now if you could be of some assistance.... I
was taking Construction Documentation Photos for a report and I can't seem
to get a decent photo of the bridge work without 'red-eye'. What should I
do?


Hire a Professional Photographer.

Hope this helps.

Cheers


Nav December 14th 04 02:23 AM

Sniff... Old foolish bait

Cheers

... or your radar can't pick out a shoreline?
... or your prop is fouled on seaweed and the harbour is within sight?
.... or your log reads 6.8 but you think it says 8.6?

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...

So, what good will shouting do when you don't know where you are or where
you are going?






Overproof December 14th 04 02:30 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:


"Nav" wrote in message BTW - speaking as a
former fisherman who learned from the old timers and


having owned strake built Cape Islanders... have you ever caulked a
seam in your entire life? If you did.. at what gap size do you switch
from oakum to cotton and what is the correct mix ratios for the
putty..... matter of fact what are the ingredients of proper caulking
putty???


Sniff. Of course you did.


I'll toss you a bone... 2/3 common putty and 1/3 white lead..... Gaps-
less than 1/4" use cotton... 1/4" or greater use oakum and set battens.

Now... do you caulk a boat wet or dry? Why?


Yes, why don't you tell us. You seem to be enjoying yourself.



Oky Doky.... you caulk a dry boat.... but not more than a season on the
skids other wise the strakes will need to be re-soaked for 12 hours and
then air dried for a few days. You want to apply just enough caulking so
that when the strakes swell they pinch the caulking flat to the strake.
Bulged caulking is a sign of poor craftsmanship.

Here's another piece of info... when you replace strakes... seasoning
should be done by sinking the planks at mid tide level and allowing the
tide to soak and dry them for a week prior to laying to and nailing the
strake to shape.

Glad I could be of help.... now if you could be of some assistance.... I
was taking Construction Documentation Photos for a report and I can't
seem to get a decent photo of the bridge work without 'red-eye'. What
should I do?


Hire a Professional Photographer.

Hope this helps.


I'd hire Bob.... but he keeps getting red-eye on all his shots.
Maybe you could take a shot for me from the observatory?

CM



Nav December 14th 04 02:45 AM



Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Overproof wrote:



"Nav" wrote in message BTW - speaking as a
former fisherman who learned from the old timers and



having owned strake built Cape Islanders... have you ever caulked a
seam in your entire life? If you did.. at what gap size do you switch

from oakum to cotton and what is the correct mix ratios for the

putty..... matter of fact what are the ingredients of proper caulking
putty???


Sniff. Of course you did.


I'll toss you a bone... 2/3 common putty and 1/3 white lead..... Gaps-
less than 1/4" use cotton... 1/4" or greater use oakum and set battens.

Now... do you caulk a boat wet or dry? Why?


Yes, why don't you tell us. You seem to be enjoying yourself.


Oky Doky.... you caulk a dry boat.... but not more than a season on the
skids other wise the strakes will need to be re-soaked for 12 hours and
then air dried for a few days. You want to apply just enough caulking so
that when the strakes swell they pinch the caulking flat to the strake.
Bulged caulking is a sign of poor craftsmanship.

Here's another piece of info... when you replace strakes... seasoning
should be done by sinking the planks at mid tide level and allowing the
tide to soak and dry them for a week prior to laying to and nailing the
strake to shape.

Glad I could be of help.... now if you could be of some assistance.... I
was taking Construction Documentation Photos for a report and I can't
seem to get a decent photo of the bridge work without 'red-eye'. What
should I do?


Hire a Professional Photographer.

Hope this helps.



I'd hire Bob.... but he keeps getting red-eye on all his shots.
Maybe you could take a shot for me from the observatory?


Difficult. The earth is curved so that no matter how long a lens were
used I could not take a picture for you in Canada from here. If you paid
my airfare I could come and do it for you. When do you need this report
completing? Do you want digital or film?

Since you may not be able to afford my services, try getting someone to
look up Professional Photographer in the yellow pages for you.

Hope this helps.

Cheers





Overproof December 14th 04 03:03 AM

What do you expect with the current outlay of info you've been providing.

Seems to me you've been real shy about making any 'definitive claims' as of
late.

Don't tell me your Arrogance is wearing off with old age?

That would be a bummer!

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...
Sniff... Old foolish bait

Cheers

... or your radar can't pick out a shoreline?
... or your prop is fouled on seaweed and the harbour is within sight?
.... or your log reads 6.8 but you think it says 8.6?

CM



"Nav" wrote in message
...

So, what good will shouting do when you don't know where you are or where
you are going?








Overproof December 14th 04 03:25 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
Difficult. The earth is curved so that no matter how long a lens were used
I could not take a picture for you in Canada from here. If you paid my
airfare I could come and do it for you. When do you need this report
completing? Do you want digital or film?


WHAT... you don't have control of the Hubble Telescope????

****.... I thought you said you knew what you were doing.

Never mind I'll just photoshop the red-eye out of the pylons myself!

CM



Nav December 14th 04 03:32 AM

Can't use the Hubble, there are too many clouds hanging over ya... No
wait, I see a clearing... Yes it's you -it must be... all covered in
flies and shaking hands... And there's a dog ... Isn't that illegal in
Canada?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message

Difficult. The earth is curved so that no matter how long a lens were used
I could not take a picture for you in Canada from here. If you paid my
airfare I could come and do it for you. When do you need this report
completing? Do you want digital or film?



WHAT... you don't have control of the Hubble Telescope????



katysails December 14th 04 03:56 AM

Well, you should be more clear when you respond...you implied OUR by the way
you replied....I was greatly shocked and was about to call Lisa right away
and tell her you had converted to Mormonism...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
MY marriage, to MY wife.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Huh? I'm not married to you...(gadzooks...)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...
No...I think power and obedience are the answers....









katysails December 14th 04 03:57 AM

You can hope the sound will bounce off something.....

"Nav" wrote in message
...
So, what good will shouting do when you don't know where you are or where
you are going?

Cheers

katysails wrote:

No...I think power and obedience are the answers....You going to argue or
do I get out the boots?

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Do you not think navigation is the key to everything?

Cheers

katysails wrote:


You do not captain your own boat? You only stand as navigator? Pretty
problematic when you're singlehanding, I'd say...

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Of course she is.

Cheers

katysails wrote:



??? Ella's not yours????

"Nav" wrote in message
...



I call myself Nav. beacuse I am not the Captain, just a member of the
crew. In that regard I may be unusual as there many Captains here.

To answer your second question, the number of sailors who can
navigate well by DR is small.


Now, why do you call yourself "Lady"

Cheers


Lady Pilot wrote:




"Nav" wrote:




Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some
women call themselves 'lady' something on the web.


Seriously, I'd like to know why some sailor would call themselves
'nav' something on the web.

Are there many sailors out there that can't navigate?

LP










Scott Vernon December 14th 04 05:10 AM

Don't flatter yourself.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Well, you should be more clear when you respond...you implied OUR by

the way
you replied....I was greatly shocked and was about to call Lisa

right away
and tell her you had converted to Mormonism...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
MY marriage, to MY wife.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Huh? I'm not married to you...(gadzooks...)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...
No...I think power and obedience are the answers....











Nav December 14th 04 05:22 AM

My you are a bit grumpy today. What's wrong, why not share your problems
with us... ?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

Don't flatter yourself.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Well, you should be more clear when you respond...you implied OUR by


the way

you replied....I was greatly shocked and was about to call Lisa


right away

and tell her you had converted to Mormonism...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

MY marriage, to MY wife.


"katysails" wrote in message
...

Huh? I'm not married to you...(gadzooks...)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...

No...I think power and obedience are the answers....









Scott Vernon December 14th 04 05:28 AM

There, that better?

"Nav" wrote in message
...
My you are a bit grumpy today. What's wrong, why not share your

problems
with us... ?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

Don't flatter yourself. ;)





Nav December 14th 04 05:29 AM

And if does not then what? No, you need a navigator to give you
direction and purpose to your journey. Without a navigator you are lost.
Even primitive people recognize this -they call them spirit guides and
similar.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

You can hope the sound will bounce off something.....

"Nav" wrote in message
...

So, what good will shouting do when you don't know where you are or where
you are going?

Cheers

katysails wrote:


No...I think power and obedience are the answers....You going to argue or
do I get out the boots?

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Do you not think navigation is the key to everything?

Cheers

katysails wrote:



You do not captain your own boat? You only stand as navigator? Pretty
problematic when you're singlehanding, I'd say...

"Nav" wrote in message
...



Of course she is.

Cheers

katysails wrote:




??? Ella's not yours????

"Nav" wrote in message
...




I call myself Nav. beacuse I am not the Captain, just a member of the
crew. In that regard I may be unusual as there many Captains here.

To answer your second question, the number of sailors who can
navigate well by DR is small.


Now, why do you call yourself "Lady"

Cheers


Lady Pilot wrote:





"Nav" wrote:





Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some
women call themselves 'lady' something on the web.


Seriously, I'd like to know why some sailor would call themselves
'nav' something on the web.

Are there many sailors out there that can't navigate?

LP








Nav December 14th 04 05:31 AM

sigh, typos so many typos.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

Here, that's better?

"Nav" wrote in message
...

My you are a bit grumpy today. What's wrong, why not share your


problems

with us... ?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:


Don't flatter yourself. ;)







katysails December 14th 04 11:55 AM

Not I....twas you in error...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Don't flatter yourself.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Well, you should be more clear when you respond...you implied OUR by

the way
you replied....I was greatly shocked and was about to call Lisa

right away
and tell her you had converted to Mormonism...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
MY marriage, to MY wife.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Huh? I'm not married to you...(gadzooks...)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
That's what our marriage is based on.
;)

"katysails" wrote ...
No...I think power and obedience are the answers....













katysails December 14th 04 11:58 AM

But why limit yourself?

"Nav" wrote in message
...
And if does not then what? No, you need a navigator to give you direction
and purpose to your journey. Without a navigator you are lost. Even
primitive people recognize this -they call them spirit guides and similar.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

You can hope the sound will bounce off something.....

"Nav" wrote in message
...

So, what good will shouting do when you don't know where you are or where
you are going?

Cheers

katysails wrote:


No...I think power and obedience are the answers....You going to argue
or do I get out the boots?

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Do you not think navigation is the key to everything?

Cheers

katysails wrote:



You do not captain your own boat? You only stand as navigator?
Pretty problematic when you're singlehanding, I'd say...

"Nav" wrote in message
...



Of course she is.

Cheers

katysails wrote:




??? Ella's not yours????

"Nav" wrote in message
...




I call myself Nav. beacuse I am not the Captain, just a member of
the crew. In that regard I may be unusual as there many Captains
here.

To answer your second question, the number of sailors who can
navigate well by DR is small.


Now, why do you call yourself "Lady"

Cheers


Lady Pilot wrote:





"Nav" wrote:





Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some
women call themselves 'lady' something on the web.


Seriously, I'd like to know why some sailor would call themselves
'nav' something on the web.

Are there many sailors out there that can't navigate?

LP










Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 07:15 AM


"Nav" wrote:


Bell wrote:
(Questioning look here)

You'd call yourself "Nav" just so you could know where you are?


Try re-reading my post slowly?


rofl...Nav tells someone to read for comprehension?

LP (too funny!)



Nav wrote:

How about knowing where he is?

Cheers

Bell wrote:


He's trying to impress himself?
He thinks he'll impress others?
He thinks he's the only one that knows anything about navigation?
The reasons are endless......

Lady Pilot wrote:


"Nav" wrote:


Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some
women call themselves 'lady' something on the web.

Seriously, I'd like to know why some sailor would call themselves
'nav' something on the web.

Are there many sailors out there that can't navigate?

LP









Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 07:17 AM


"Nav" wrote:
I call myself Nav. beacuse I am not the Captain, just a member of the crew.
In that regard I may be unusual as there many Captains here.


Are you first officer for Bertie or does your anorexic woman own the keys to
your sailboat?

To answer your second question, the number of sailors who can navigate
well by DR is small.


Very true!

Now, why do you call yourself "Lady"


Because I am...

LP



Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 07:18 AM

Most likely any of the answers you gave could be a possibility...

LP

"Bell" wrote:
He's trying to impress himself?
He thinks he'll impress others?
He thinks he's the only one that knows anything about navigation?
The reasons are endless......

Lady Pilot wrote:
"Nav" wrote:
Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some women
call themselves 'lady' something on the web.


Seriously, I'd like to know why some sailor would call themselves 'nav'
something on the web.

Are there many sailors out there that can't navigate?

LP







Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 07:21 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!


How refreshing! A man with reading comprehension and a sense of honor.
I'm
impressed! ;-)

LP



Careful LP.

As Khan said, "Such men TAKE what they desire."


So what are you telling me? I need to bring my .45 or bodyguard? Both?
;-)

LP



Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 07:21 AM


"Nav" wrote:


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Nav" wrote:


Here's a thought from a young male perspective.



You are young? LOL Thanks for the laugh!


Perhaps if you did not



view your home as a 'nest' men would be want to leave so quickly?



Young men hate 'mothering'. Hope this helps.



Thank you, Nav. I have a difficult time keeping the suitors at bay. Your

post should help when I tell them about my nest. hahaaaa


It took you only 2 weeks to think that retort up? No wonder you felt at
ease with Mooron.


Five seconds at the most.

Why are you so jealous of Capt. Mooron?

LP



JG December 23rd 04 07:42 AM

For a wimp like Neal, your pea-brain will do.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:wluyd.21632$F25.20700@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

How refreshing! A man with reading comprehension and a sense of honor.
I'm
impressed! ;-)

LP



Careful LP.

As Khan said, "Such men TAKE what they desire."


So what are you telling me? I need to bring my .45 or bodyguard? Both?
;-)

LP




Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 09:16 AM

God bless you, Jon. I hope you can find peace this Christmas.

LP

"JG" wrote:
For a wimp like Neal, your pea-brain will do.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:wluyd.21632$F25.20700@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

How refreshing! A man with reading comprehension and a sense of honor.
I'm
impressed! ;-)

LP


Careful LP.

As Khan said, "Such men TAKE what they desire."


So what are you telling me? I need to bring my .45 or bodyguard? Both?
;-)

LP






JG December 23rd 04 05:51 PM

Same to you LP! If you're flying, fly safe!
(I thought you killfiled me.)

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:m1wyd.21995$F25.5785@okepread07...
God bless you, Jon. I hope you can find peace this Christmas.

LP

"JG" wrote:
For a wimp like Neal, your pea-brain will do.

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

How refreshing! A man with reading comprehension and a sense of
honor. I'm
impressed! ;-)

LP


Careful LP.

As Khan said, "Such men TAKE what they desire."

So what are you telling me? I need to bring my .45 or bodyguard? Both?
;-)

LP








Capt. Neal® December 23rd 04 08:45 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:wluyd.21632$F25.20700@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

How refreshing! A man with reading comprehension and a sense of honor.
I'm
impressed! ;-)

LP



Careful LP.

As Khan said, "Such men TAKE what they desire."


So what are you telling me? I need to bring my .45 or bodyguard? Both?
;-)

LP



I erred. Khan actually said, "Such men dare take what they desire."

There are four key words in this statement. Men, dare, take and desire.
As a desirable woman you should be mostly concerned with 'take'.

A man like Khan dares take what he desires with respect to
material things like planets and starships. On the other hand he
would not *take* a woman with force. He needs only exert his
masculine wiles and any sane woman will be all over him. He takes
just by being so manly and desirable that the woman willingly gives.

As a desirable woman, when Khan says he dares take what he desires,
you've got to assume that he is talking about you. On the other hand,
as a gentleman, Khan would not take a woman by force. He is confident
that he need not, and if he had to do so, the woman would not be worthy
of him. While I am not Khan, I do agree with his philosophy.

Feel better?

CN


Capt. Neal® December 23rd 04 08:46 PM

I hope he gets arrested. He can find peace in the jail cell.

CN


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:m1wyd.21995$F25.5785@okepread07...
God bless you, Jon. I hope you can find peace this Christmas.

LP

"JG" wrote:
For a wimp like Neal, your pea-brain will do.



JG December 23rd 04 10:46 PM

Neal has a lot of experience with jail cells.

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I hope he gets arrested. He can find peace in the jail cell.

CN


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:m1wyd.21995$F25.5785@okepread07...
God bless you, Jon. I hope you can find peace this Christmas.

LP

"JG" wrote:
For a wimp like Neal, your pea-brain will do.





Scott Vernon December 23rd 04 11:34 PM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote


I erred. Khan actually said, "Such men dare take what they desire."

There are four key words in this statement. Men, dare, take and

desire.
As a desirable woman you should be mostly concerned with 'take'.

A man like Khan dares take what he desires with respect to
material things like planets and starships. On the other hand he
would not *take* a woman with force. He needs only exert his
masculine wiles and any sane woman will be all over him. He takes
just by being so manly and desirable that the woman willingly gives.

As a desirable woman, when Khan says he dares take what he desires,
you've got to assume that he is talking about you. On the other

hand,
as a gentleman, Khan would not take a woman by force. He is

confident
that he need not, and if he had to do so, the woman would not be

worthy
of him. While I am not Khan, I do agree with his philosophy.

Feel better?


I will, after I puke.





Scott Vernon December 23rd 04 11:45 PM

You mean, he'll be a piece in jail.

Scotty

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I hope he gets arrested. He can find peace in the jail cell.

CN


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

news:m1wyd.21995$F25.5785@okepread07...
God bless you, Jon. I hope you can find peace this Christmas.

LP

"JG" wrote:
For a wimp like Neal, your pea-brain will do.






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