It's been years and years ago and I may have you mixed up
with somebody else. There were several people who used
to use this group to advertise their products or services. They
would answer almost every post with a pat, go to my website
below and you will probably find what you need.

There was that Peggy Hall toilet person.

There were several others whom I cannot recall but they
had this group as a commercial enterprise and I managed to
kick them all off by changing the group into an actual
discussion group of like-minded people who cannot abide
blatant commercialism taking over the UseNet.

My apology if I accused you falsely. You, unlike Gaynz
post sailing related things most of the time.

CN


"DSK" wrote in message .. .
Crapt. Neal® wrote:
Mr. King is just having a Gaynz moment. He still resents
me for making all the advertising he used to do on the
newsgroup an unacceptable practice.

???

When did I advertise anything, and what?

DSK

It's sundowner's Doug...he thinks you're SaiLoco....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Crapt. Neal® wrote:
Mr. King is just having a Gaynz moment. He still resents
me for making all the advertising he used to do on the
newsgroup an unacceptable practice.

???

When did I advertise anything, and what?

DSK

That's right, Katy, LOCO was one of the worst offenders.
I think he used to steal boats, part them out and sell the
ill-gotten gains here.

I guess he got arrested or something because he's stopped
that a long time ago.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
It's sundowner's Doug...he thinks you're SaiLoco....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Crapt. Neal® wrote:
Mr. King is just having a Gaynz moment. He still resents
me for making all the advertising he used to do on the
newsgroup an unacceptable practice.

???

When did I advertise anything, and what?

DSK

Now it's Bobspit doing the same thing, only he rips off his own boat, puts
in an insurance claim, and sells the old stuff on EBay...We're waiting for
him to get so desperate that he putts Baby Bobspit Jr on the market....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
That's right, Katy, LOCO was one of the worst offenders.
I think he used to steal boats, part them out and sell the
ill-gotten gains here.

I guess he got arrested or something because he's stopped
that a long time ago.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
It's sundowner's Doug...he thinks you're SaiLoco....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Crapt. Neal® wrote:
Mr. King is just having a Gaynz moment. He still resents
me for making all the advertising he used to do on the
newsgroup an unacceptable practice.

???

When did I advertise anything, and what?

DSK

Hey, the boy's got to eat. Let's hope he at least keeps
the ketchup and mustard away from jr.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Now it's Bobspit doing the same thing, only he rips off his own boat, puts
in an insurance claim, and sells the old stuff on EBay...We're waiting for
him to get so desperate that he putts Baby Bobspit Jr on the market....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
That's right, Katy, LOCO was one of the worst offenders.
I think he used to steal boats, part them out and sell the
ill-gotten gains here.

I guess he got arrested or something because he's stopped
that a long time ago.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
It's sundowner's Doug...he thinks you're SaiLoco....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Crapt. Neal® wrote:
Mr. King is just having a Gaynz moment. He still resents
me for making all the advertising he used to do on the
newsgroup an unacceptable practice.

???

When did I advertise anything, and what?

DSK

Unlike you, we actually have a life. What a creep.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
It's been years and years ago and I may have you mixed up
with somebody else. There were several people who used
to use this group to advertise their products or services. They
would answer almost every post with a pat, go to my website
below and you will probably find what you need.

There was that Peggy Hall toilet person.

There were several others whom I cannot recall but they
had this group as a commercial enterprise and I managed to
kick them all off by changing the group into an actual
discussion group of like-minded people who cannot abide
blatant commercialism taking over the UseNet.

My apology if I accused you falsely. You, unlike Gaynz
post sailing related things most of the time.

CN


"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Crapt. Neal® wrote:
Mr. King is just having a Gaynz moment. He still resents
me for making all the advertising he used to do on the
newsgroup an unacceptable practice.

???

When did I advertise anything, and what?

DSK

Did you see him in jail?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
That's right, Katy, LOCO was one of the worst offenders.
I think he used to steal boats, part them out and sell the
ill-gotten gains here.

I guess he got arrested or something because he's stopped
that a long time ago.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
It's sundowner's Doug...he thinks you're SaiLoco....
"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Crapt. Neal® wrote:
Mr. King is just having a Gaynz moment. He still resents
me for making all the advertising he used to do on the
newsgroup an unacceptable practice.

???

When did I advertise anything, and what?

DSK

katysails wrote:
It's sundowner's Doug...he thinks you're SaiLoco....

Oh I see... not that it's unusual for the Crapton to make a stupid
mistake...

DSK

Lady Pilot wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Take Heart Capt...... I have found that nothing is so attractive to a
woman as a man who feels he is not worthy of her attention.


Ah, so it's strategy that Capt. Neal is using on me. I would have never
guessed that, but of course I don't think like a man. Must be the Venus and
Mars thing.


Do you think like a woman?

Cheers FT

Lady Pilot wrote:


Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like I
need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat seafood
all the time.

Weight still a bit of a problem I see. It's endemic to the USA. Have you
tried giving up snacks between meals and counting calories? Alcohol has
a lot of calories too you know.

Cheers

Careful Nav. Katy will be offended.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Lady Pilot wrote:


Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like
I need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat
seafood all the time.

Weight still a bit of a problem I see. It's endemic to the USA. Have you
tried giving up snacks between meals and counting calories? Alcohol has a
lot of calories too you know.

Cheers

Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some women
call themselves 'lady' something on the web. I suspect from the small
sample I've seen that 'lady' something is it a euphemism for 'fat'. I
ponder this as it doesn't seem to be related to moral or social standing.

Cheers

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Careful Nav. Katy will be offended.

Lady Pilot wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

I have to admire you more and more for your sensible
convictions.


Well, thank you Capt.


But, I'm curious about what comprises a repulicaton
woman. Did you mean Republican? If so, that makes
you an even more valuable commodity.


Yes, I was 2 sheets in the wind when I posted last.


Teenage boys grow up and leave the nest with great
rapidity. I most certainly could not abide them as
part of a package deal with Mommy but I am willing
to wait for a quality woman to finish her job of
getting them properly raised and out of the house.


Well, I love my boys and they can live at home with me as long as they wish.
We are a very close knit family and my boys are very well behaved. But I
find it's the children like mine that do leave the nest rather quickly.


Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Perhaps if you did not
view your home as a 'nest' men would be want to leave so quickly?
Young men hate 'mothering'. Hope this helps.

Cheers

It was half joke, half serious. I've been needling Lady Pilot by claiming
she's a dyke. Katy took offense. Why is a mystery to me, since a lot worse
has been said about other people, including about me and by me.

To answer your question, I agree that it's true a good percentage of the
time. Mostly, I tihnk it means that they're unmarried with no prospects,
ugly, divorced, or some combination.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Why will Katy be offended? Seriously, I'd like to know why some women call
themselves 'lady' something on the web. I suspect from the small sample
I've seen that 'lady' something is it a euphemism for 'fat'. I ponder this
as it doesn't seem to be related to moral or social standing.

Cheers

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Careful Nav. Katy will be offended.

You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

CN

"Nav" wrote in message ...


Lady Pilot wrote:


Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like I
need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat seafood
all the time.

Weight still a bit of a problem I see. It's endemic to the USA. Have you
tried giving up snacks between meals and counting calories? Alcohol has
a lot of calories too you know.

Cheers

Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers

You know one well enough to ask?
Scout

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

Most diets don't work. I'm sure she'll bounce back fairly soon.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

I don't think she said she was 'thin' i.e. less than the average weight
for her height. Perhaps your fantasy is running away with you?

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

CN

"Nav" wrote in message ...


Lady Pilot wrote:


Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like I
need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat seafood
all the time.

Weight still a bit of a problem I see. It's endemic to the USA. Have you
tried giving up snacks between meals and counting calories? Alcohol has
a lot of calories too you know.

Cheers

Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you
can't remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:

Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers


You know one well enough to ask?
Scout

Don't get too excited, I think I'm 3 months older than you.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you can't
remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:

Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers


You know one well enough to ask?
Scout

It's clear you don't understand women at all.

Look at Katysails recent post where she replied to
a picture of a woman in a witch costume. This woman
is medium to slender build but Katy called her fat -
said she had fat thighs.

When a woman makes a statement to the effect that
she was a little fat last year but now she looks like
she needs to eat, it means the woman is probably
looking pretty thin in our eyes.

Women starve themselves and have anorexia and
bulimia because they look in the mirror and see
fat even when we look and see skin and bones.

Make no mistake, if the charming and vivacious
Lady Pilot says she looks like she needs to eat,
it means she's thin to emaciated-looking to
us men. Keep in mind that women compare
themselves mostly to skinny models in magazines.

They don't go around naked in locker rooms
with other women so they get a warped view
of what the average woman looks like naked.

We men, on the other hand constantly strive
to view women naked so we have a very good
perspective on body types and the difference
between fat and thin.

I hope this helps.

CN

"Nav" wrote in message ...
I don't think she said she was 'thin' i.e. less than the average weight
for her height. Perhaps your fantasy is running away with you?

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:


You don't read any better than you sail.

The lady plainly stated she looks like she needs to
eat now. She's saying she's becoming a bit thin.
(which is a good thing, btw- thin is sexy)

Now, stop harassing her and go get a life you
worthless little PUTZ!

CN

"Nav" wrote in message ...


Lady Pilot wrote:


Not to worry. I was a little overweight last winter, but now I look like I
need to eat. I would love to live on the coast where I could eat seafood
all the time.

Weight still a bit of a problem I see. It's endemic to the USA. Have you
tried giving up snacks between meals and counting calories? Alcohol has
a lot of calories too you know.

Cheers

I never go to McDonalds.

Scotty


"Scout" wrote in message
...
then how in heavens name do you order a meal at McDonald's?
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
sorry, I don't speak french.

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
...
would that be the clef palate?
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Indeed, Scout. But are you also a wonderful duo-pianist, as
Daffy has demonstrated himself to be?

Nope, only got the ONE I was born with.

Scotty

I was referring to the piano-playing, not the speech
impediment.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Yeah, sure... I'm sure the cat appreciates it too. Sort of like an
abused
child appreciates it when the beatings stop for a while.


Ding! Could this be an insight to some of Jon's problems?

SV

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
It's clear you don't understand women at all.

This from a guy who hasn't been laid since 1961.

Make no mistake, if the charming and vivacious
Lady Pilot says she looks like she needs to eat,
it means she's thin to emaciated-looking to
us men. Keep in mind that women compare
themselves mostly to skinny models in magazines.

Yeah, she's probably ugly.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Yeah, sure... I'm sure the cat appreciates it too. Sort of like an
abused
child appreciates it when the beatings stop for a while.


Ding! Could this be an insight to some of Jon's problems?

Dong! Time to get back on your meds.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Please don't append Gaynz's worthless posts.
(In other words, please don't append any Gaynz post.)
Any Gaynz post is offensive.

Thanks,

CN

But you can't remember?

Cheers

Scout wrote:

Don't get too excited, I think I'm 3 months older than you.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you can't
remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:


Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers


You know one well enough to ask?
Scout

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:

Please don't append Gaynz's worthless posts.
(In other words, please don't append any Gaynz post.)
Any Gaynz post is offensive.

Yeah, Crapton can only stand the truth in small doses.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Do me a favor, please, and don't append Gaynz crap.

It's as worthless second-handed as original.

Thank you kindly.

CN


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Yeah, sure... I'm sure the cat appreciates it too. Sort of like an
abused
child appreciates it when the beatings stop for a while.


Ding! Could this be an insight to some of Jon's problems?

SV

I remember only a brief stinging sensation, then total darkness.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...
But you can't remember?

Cheers

Scout wrote:

Don't get too excited, I think I'm 3 months older than you.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you can't
remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:


Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers


You know one well enough to ask?
Scout

In article ,
=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
Do me a favor, please, and don't append Gaynz crap.

It's as worthless second-handed as original.

Thank you kindly.

CN


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Yeah, sure... I'm sure the cat appreciates it too. Sort of like an
abused
child appreciates it when the beatings stop for a while.


Ding! Could this be an insight to some of Jon's problems?

Don't do it Scotty.. Crapton can't handle it. He's a wimp. He's also
not very technically savvy, apparently.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Capt. Neal® wrote:

It's clear you don't understand women at all.

Look at Katysails recent post where she replied to
a picture of a woman in a witch costume. This woman
is medium to slender build but Katy called her fat -
said she had fat thighs.


And you swallowe the bait.


When a woman makes a statement to the effect that
she was a little fat last year but now she looks like
she needs to eat, it means the woman is probably
looking pretty thin in our eyes.


Or she lost 1 pound...


Make no mistake, if the charming and vivacious
Lady Pilot says she looks like she needs to eat,
it means she's thin to emaciated-looking to
us men. Keep in mind that women compare
themselves mostly to skinny models in magazines.


Such a vivid imagination. Now she's emaciated?

They don't go around naked in locker rooms
with other women so they get a warped view
of what the average woman looks like naked.


Most women who work out in the gym see naked women all the time.

We men, on the other hand constantly strive
to view women naked so we have a very good
perspective on body types and the difference
between fat and thin.



Yes, I know you strive to see women naked but that is not the case for
most men.

"Nav" wrote in message ...
Capt. Neal wrote:
We men, on the other hand constantly strive
to view women naked so we have a very good
perspective on body types and the difference
between fat and thin.



Yes, I know you strive to see women naked but that is not the case for
most men.


You fellows there in Australia prefer what? Naked roos?

You must associate with strange folks down under. Here most
men spend a great deal of their time looking at or trying to
look at naked women. And, that's the truth . . .

CN

Only?

Cheers

Scout wrote:

I remember only a brief stinging sensation, then total darkness.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...

But you can't remember?

Cheers

Scout wrote:


Don't get too excited, I think I'm 3 months older than you.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you can't
remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:



Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers


You know one well enough to ask?
Scout

well, I'm fairly sure I was smiling most of the time.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Only?

Cheers

Scout wrote:

I remember only a brief stinging sensation, then total darkness.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...

But you can't remember?

Cheers

Scout wrote:


Don't get too excited, I think I'm 3 months older than you.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you
can't remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:



Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers


You know one well enough to ask?
Scout

Capt. Neal® wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message ...

Capt. Neal wrote:
We men, on the other hand constantly strive
to view women naked so we have a very good
perspective on body types and the difference
between fat and thin.



Yes, I know you strive to see women naked but that is not the case for
most men.



You fellows there in Australia prefer what? Naked roos?

You must associate with strange folks down under. Here most
men spend a great deal of their time looking at or trying to
look at naked women. And, that's the truth . . .


Given the US obesity problem I wonder why?

Cheers

Inanely?

Cheers

Scout wrote:

well, I'm fairly sure I was smiling most of the time.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Only?

Cheers

Scout wrote:


I remember only a brief stinging sensation, then total darkness.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...


But you can't remember?

Cheers

Scout wrote:



Don't get too excited, I think I'm 3 months older than you.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...



Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you
can't remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:




Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers


You know one well enough to ask?
Scout

not here in NYC and not out west.
that would only be down south.
georgia, fla, south carolina etc. , (let's not forget kentucky and ohio) and
west to that big drainage basin of a river we have here.
gf.

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Given the US obesity problem I wonder why?

Cheers

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
Awww gosh.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Yep...no one else quite like you.....

We can be glad for some small things....

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

It was a blissful mix, or a mix of bliss, or some such thing. I have had a
few too many rapid blows to the head. It's not too bad, but some days it
feels like someone is flicking the light switch off and on.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Inanely?

Cheers

Scout wrote:

well, I'm fairly sure I was smiling most of the time.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Only?

Cheers

Scout wrote:


I remember only a brief stinging sensation, then total darkness.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...


But you can't remember?

Cheers

Scout wrote:



Don't get too excited, I think I'm 3 months older than you.
Scout

"Nav" wrote in message
...



Young male? I'm speaking from experience old chap. It's a shame you
can't remember your youth...

Cheers

Scout wrote:




Here's a thought from a young male perspective. Cheers


You know one well enough to ask?
Scout