Oyster Rolex
 

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

Whatta ya think? Huh.

Or hows about Satellite Radio is that cool or what, maybe some new
matching sailing suits for the whole crew. Or a stainless ice maker...
maybe a gyro stabilized FLIR night vision system. Or a knife with one
of the pointy things.


Joe

Oyster Rolex
 

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

I have two. Mentioned to the family that I wanted one last year...got two. I
prefer my Tiffany pocke****ch.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

????..... that a Rolex is a piece of ****? Everyone knows that!

CM

Oyster Rolex
 

Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

Expensive watches suck and will eventually break your heart!

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| You've gotta stop buying those knockoffs CM

I can't afford those things... I got mine from the severed arm of a drug
dealer that was running from the cops and crashed on my worksite. I tried to
return it to his widow but she said it was a piece of **** that never kept
time very well and it would only remind her of the accident. She told me to
keep it. Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' but can't keep time and never
could.

The knock-offs I bought in Argentina kept time exceptionally well. It was a
package deal... 3 fake Rolex Oysters and a 24 pack of Musical Condoms....
$20 USD

CM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| Bargain!!...What tune?
| Theme from "Journey to the centre of the earth"?

Ya know Ozzy... that's just about the same thing I asked. The vendor told me
his sister would take me round back of the bar and show me how they worked
for $10. Heh.. a test drive sounded okay..... she popped one of them on her
lips and went down on me like a chicken on a June bug! Rolled that sucker on
smooth as silk in one swoop. Had me singin' alright!

CM

Oyster Rolex
 

On 23 Oct 2003 22:09:53 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

I have two. Mentioned to the family that I wanted one last year...got two. I
prefer my Tiffany pocke****ch.

RB

DAMN! You beat me this time. I only have one. But why would you
want two?

I prefer my gold Seiko Mickey Mouse watch. How many people do you
know with a $300 Mickey Mouse watch?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

I've a Patek.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

I have two. Mentioned to the family that I wanted one last year...got two.
I
prefer my Tiffany pocke****ch.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

I think this says it all...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
DAMN! You beat me this time. I only have one ball. But why would you
want two?

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On 23 Oct 2003 23:14:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

Expensive watches suck and will eventually break your heart!

RB

Never had one, did ya?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.