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Horvath October 24th 03 03:21 AM

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On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 09:04:01 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.


You gonna tell us that the band broke?



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Jonathan Ganz October 24th 03 03:29 AM

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Horass, bob is a lot of things, but he's not gay. I guess the
same can't be said for you...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Never had one, did ya?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Horvath October 24th 03 12:17 PM

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On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 14:54:46 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 24 Oct 2003 02:21:03 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 09:04:01 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.


You gonna tell us that the band broke?


Dunno Holly, If I'd managed to grab it I'd still have it eh?


How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Bobsprit October 24th 03 12:58 PM

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Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.

That's how I lost a nice Citizen watch, but it only cost $600.

RB

BE October 24th 03 03:18 PM

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It's a big crappy piece of garbage, save your money for a Patek Philippe.
The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

Whatta ya think? Huh.

Or hows about Satellite Radio is that cool or what, maybe some new
matching sailing suits for the whole crew. Or a stainless ice maker...
maybe a gyro stabilized FLIR night vision system. Or a knife with one
of the pointy things.


Joe




Bobsprit October 24th 03 04:01 PM

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The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?
Get a life, dumbass.

RB

Martin Baxter October 24th 03 04:05 PM

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Joe wrote:

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.


Nice troll Joe, I didn't know you had it in you!
Excellent cast, good presentation, hooked the intended
game with the first bite, I particularly liked the way
you let him run with the bait, your quarry didn't even
know he'd swallowed a poisoned fly.

Cheers
Marty

Jonathan Ganz October 24th 03 06:18 PM

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Ozzy, Horass is wondering because he's trying to find
other limp-wrist guys to date.

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.



Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Jonathan Ganz October 24th 03 06:18 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Theives driving by on motorcycles in European cities.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?
Get a life, dumbass.

RB




Donal October 24th 03 06:36 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?


You already answrered your own question -- by responding to Joe's troll in
under 5 minutes!!



Get a life, dumbass.



Regards


Donal
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