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Bobsprit October 24th 03 10:22 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Get a life, dumbass.

oh, the humanity...and the irony!

RB

Donal October 25th 03 12:11 AM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Get a life, dumbass.

oh, the humanity...and the irony!



You didn't realise that it was intentional???



What a dumbass!



Regards


Donal
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Horvath October 25th 03 12:45 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 21:51:05 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

You gonna tell us that the band broke?

Dunno Holly, If I'd managed to grab it I'd still have it eh?


How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.


You've never had a Rolex, haven't you?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Bobsprit October 25th 03 12:55 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
oh, the humanity...and the irony!


You didn't realise that it was intentional???

Yes, usually when you make a fool of yourself it appears to be intentional. I'm
sure your wife is used to it.

RB

Horvath October 25th 03 12:56 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On 24 Oct 2003 15:01:19 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?


I do. Since you don't have ****, you don't notice it missing.



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Jonathan Ganz October 25th 03 02:21 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
Just like you've never had a woman.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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You've never had a Rolex, haven't you?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Jonathan Ganz October 25th 03 02:22 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
Horass, does this mean you do have ****??

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On 24 Oct 2003 15:01:19 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?


I do. Since you don't have ****, you don't notice it missing.



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Horvath October 25th 03 01:51 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 13:17:09 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

You gonna tell us that the band broke?

Dunno Holly, If I'd managed to grab it I'd still have it eh?

How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.


You've never had a Rolex, haven't you?

OK Holly, I'll bite.
Why would you come to that conclusion, do you superglue yours on so
they can't be lifted in the places you frequent?


They don't put cheap plastic bands on a Rolex. If you ever owned one,
or even wore one, you'd know these things.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Scott Vernon October 25th 03 04:55 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Nah, just seems that way cause what they're wrapped around is so small.

Cheers
SV

The Captains Nemesis wrote


Better look elsewhere, My hands are waaay to big.





Jonathan Ganz October 25th 03 05:14 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Sort of like hunters... cheap plastic???

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 13:17:09 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

You gonna tell us that the band broke?

Dunno Holly, If I'd managed to grab it I'd still have it eh?

How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.

You've never had a Rolex, haven't you?

OK Holly, I'll bite.
Why would you come to that conclusion, do you superglue yours on so
they can't be lifted in the places you frequent?


They don't put cheap plastic bands on a Rolex. If you ever owned one,
or even wore one, you'd know these things.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.





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