Oyster Rolex
 

If you spent the insurance money can I come and visit your house?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On 28 Oct 2003 01:08:49 GMT, Horvath wrote:


On Tue, 28 Oct 20

Well, after my mum got over being ****ed off about losing the first
one, took her a while because it wasn't until my 35th birthday that
she bought me another.
Umm unfortunately it was stolen in a break and enter and its only been
about 10 years so I can't see her coming up with another in the near
future.

****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in?


Jeez Holly, I didn't know you were a burglar in Oz.
Oh and lets see what else was taken??
Hmm a whole heap of my wifes jewelry including a beautiful ruby and
diamond encrusted brooch that belonged to her grandmother, a small
coin collection consisting of Kruger Rands and Gold Sovereigns,
earrings for pierced ears...funny thing is he sorted thru and took
only one of each so it was obviously a bloke with one ear pierced and
no girlfriend. The usual video recorder and a few CDs, and a few
thousand in cash, Oz and US Dollars.
We could only claim $500 as that was the cash limit on the household
insurance

I could probably find the police report and you could check to see if
I added anything to your haul.....Come to think of it there are a two
police reports because a couple of months later we realised that
another ring was missing, one we'd overlooked.

Oh and don't bother coming back, the house now has a monitored alarm
system and a floor safe for valuables.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oyster Rolex
 

Don't you "munch carpet" too -if I understnt your vernacular?

Cheers MC

Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 00:33:00 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
. ..

Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)

C'mon, Oz. Get real!

I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers
made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."



But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
years of a life devoted to dance.

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.

Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male
dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to display
certain female characteristics. Odd?


You're saying his wife's a dyke? Even I wouldn't point out his wife's
a carpet muncher unless I saw more evidence.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

I believe Horvath sucks salami, milks the non diary creamer, hitch-hikes the
Hershey highway, plays the skin flute..... and the only carpet he munches is
the throw rug as he's being taught the meaning of the word submission at the
Greek Baths.

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| Don't you "munch carpet" too -if I understnt your vernacular?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Horvath wrote:
|
| On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 00:33:00 -0000, "Donal"
| wrote this crap:
|
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| . ..
|
| Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
| audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)
|
| C'mon, Oz. Get real!
|
| I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male
dancers
| made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
| would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."
|
|
|
| But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
| time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
| years of a life devoted to dance.
|
| Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
| international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
| fit.
|
| Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male
| dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to
display
| certain female characteristics. Odd?
|
|
| You're saying his wife's a dyke? Even I wouldn't point out his wife's
| a carpet muncher unless I saw more evidence.
|
|
| Hero@Horvath
|
| I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
| on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.
|

Oyster Rolex
 

Well then perhaps i had better come 'round so you can do some renovations!

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 14:51:13 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


If you spent the insurance money can I come and visit your house?

Cheers MC


Heh heh, I didn't spend it on the house.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oyster Rolex
 

That'll be the Oz ballet -the one where they wear boots on stage?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 00:33:00 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
. ..

Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)

C'mon, Oz. Get real!

I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers
made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."


Hmmm, there are some gays in every troupe, lesbians too.
But most of the guys are straight, charming and built like Adonis.
We have many friends from the ballet, most of the retired men are
married.


But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
years of a life devoted to dance.

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.

Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male
dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to display
certain female characteristics. Odd?


Nope, not odd at all. It's the discipline and work ethic that drives
them in their careers.
If by " certain female characteristics " you mean, soft spoken,
intelligent,witty and graceful....yep, you'd be correct


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oyster Rolex
 

They can and do. I know exactly where a submariner is... well almost...
The mud is thick and the water 20' deep...

Cheers MC

Horvath wrote:

On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 20:46:31 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 23:48:11 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


Have you?



Regards


Donal

Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-)


So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and
look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't
break off.

If you want, I can put my Rolex in the scanner, and everyone can see
it.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

You can buy them on the web. $30...

Cheers MC

Martin Baxter wrote:

Horvath wrote:


I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.


That'd be from a guy on the sidewalk with a suitcase on stands, almost
bought one of them myself for laughs, but the guy didn't want to give me
the 15 bucks change from a twenty.

Cheers
Marty

Oyster Rolex
 

I was thinking about lighter removals. Let me also point out that this
response has a sailing connotation for those with lower IQ's.

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 09:42:15 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


Well then perhaps i had better come 'round so you can do some renovations!

Cheers MC


You travel with a wrecking ball?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.