Oyster Rolex
 

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

Whatta ya think? Huh.

Or hows about Satellite Radio is that cool or what, maybe some new
matching sailing suits for the whole crew. Or a stainless ice maker...
maybe a gyro stabilized FLIR night vision system. Or a knife with one
of the pointy things.


Joe

Oyster Rolex
 

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

I have two. Mentioned to the family that I wanted one last year...got two. I
prefer my Tiffany pocke****ch.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

????..... that a Rolex is a piece of ****? Everyone knows that!

CM

Oyster Rolex
 

Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

Expensive watches suck and will eventually break your heart!

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| You've gotta stop buying those knockoffs CM

I can't afford those things... I got mine from the severed arm of a drug
dealer that was running from the cops and crashed on my worksite. I tried to
return it to his widow but she said it was a piece of **** that never kept
time very well and it would only remind her of the accident. She told me to
keep it. Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' but can't keep time and never
could.

The knock-offs I bought in Argentina kept time exceptionally well. It was a
package deal... 3 fake Rolex Oysters and a 24 pack of Musical Condoms....
$20 USD

CM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| Bargain!!...What tune?
| Theme from "Journey to the centre of the earth"?

Ya know Ozzy... that's just about the same thing I asked. The vendor told me
his sister would take me round back of the bar and show me how they worked
for $10. Heh.. a test drive sounded okay..... she popped one of them on her
lips and went down on me like a chicken on a June bug! Rolled that sucker on
smooth as silk in one swoop. Had me singin' alright!

CM

Oyster Rolex
 

On 23 Oct 2003 22:09:53 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

I have two. Mentioned to the family that I wanted one last year...got two. I
prefer my Tiffany pocke****ch.

RB

DAMN! You beat me this time. I only have one. But why would you
want two?

I prefer my gold Seiko Mickey Mouse watch. How many people do you
know with a $300 Mickey Mouse watch?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

I've a Patek.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

I have two. Mentioned to the family that I wanted one last year...got two.
I
prefer my Tiffany pocke****ch.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

I think this says it all...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
DAMN! You beat me this time. I only have one ball. But why would you
want two?

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On 23 Oct 2003 23:14:48 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

Expensive watches suck and will eventually break your heart!

RB

Never had one, did ya?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 09:04:01 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

You gonna tell us that the band broke?



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Horass, bob is a lot of things, but he's not gay. I guess the
same can't be said for you...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
Never had one, did ya?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 14:54:46 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 24 Oct 2003 02:21:03 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 09:04:01 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

You gonna tell us that the band broke?

Dunno Holly, If I'd managed to grab it I'd still have it eh?

How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.

That's how I lost a nice Citizen watch, but it only cost $600.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

It's a big crappy piece of garbage, save your money for a Patek Philippe.
The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.

Whatta ya think? Huh.

Or hows about Satellite Radio is that cool or what, maybe some new
matching sailing suits for the whole crew. Or a stainless ice maker...
maybe a gyro stabilized FLIR night vision system. Or a knife with one
of the pointy things.


Joe

Oyster Rolex
 

The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?
Get a life, dumbass.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

Joe wrote:

I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex.


Nice troll Joe, I didn't know you had it in you!
Excellent cast, good presentation, hooked the intended
game with the first bite, I particularly liked the way
you let him run with the bait, your quarry didn't even
know he'd swallowed a poisoned fly.

Cheers
Marty

Oyster Rolex
 

Ozzy, Horass is wondering because he's trying to find
other limp-wrist guys to date.

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.



Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oyster Rolex
 

Theives driving by on motorcycles in European cities.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?
Get a life, dumbass.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?

You already answrered your own question -- by responding to Joe's troll in
under 5 minutes!!



Get a life, dumbass.



Regards


Donal
--

Oyster Rolex
 

Get a life, dumbass.

oh, the humanity...and the irony!

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Get a life, dumbass.

oh, the humanity...and the irony!


You didn't realise that it was intentional???



What a dumbass!



Regards


Donal
--

Oyster Rolex
 

On Fri, 24 Oct 2003 21:51:05 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker.
Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson.

You gonna tell us that the band broke?

Dunno Holly, If I'd managed to grab it I'd still have it eh?

How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.

You've never had a Rolex, haven't you?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

oh, the humanity...and the irony!


You didn't realise that it was intentional???

Yes, usually when you make a fool of yourself it appears to be intentional. I'm
sure your wife is used to it.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

On 24 Oct 2003 15:01:19 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?

I do. Since you don't have ****, you don't notice it missing.



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Just like you've never had a woman.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
You've never had a Rolex, haven't you?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Horass, does this mean you do have ****??

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 24 Oct 2003 15:01:19 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

The downside is most idiots won't notice it like they do the rolex.

Who "notices" a watch?

I do. Since you don't have ****, you don't notice it missing.



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 13:17:09 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

You gonna tell us that the band broke?

Dunno Holly, If I'd managed to grab it I'd still have it eh?

How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.

You've never had a Rolex, haven't you?

OK Holly, I'll bite.
Why would you come to that conclusion, do you superglue yours on so
they can't be lifted in the places you frequent?

They don't put cheap plastic bands on a Rolex. If you ever owned one,
or even wore one, you'd know these things.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Nah, just seems that way cause what they're wrapped around is so small.

Cheers
SV

The Captains Nemesis wrote


Better look elsewhere, My hands are waaay to big.

Oyster Rolex
 

Sort of like hunters... cheap plastic???

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 13:17:09 +1000, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

You gonna tell us that the band broke?

Dunno Holly, If I'd managed to grab it I'd still have it eh?

How did it "fall off" your wrist?


Who knows, got caught on something and was wrenched off.

You've never had a Rolex, haven't you?

OK Holly, I'll bite.
Why would you come to that conclusion, do you superglue yours on so
they can't be lifted in the places you frequent?

They don't put cheap plastic bands on a Rolex. If you ever owned one,
or even wore one, you'd know these things.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
oh, the humanity...and the irony!


You didn't realise that it was intentional???

Yes, usually when you make a fool of yourself it appears to be
intentional. I'm
sure your wife is used to it.

Yup! She is well aware of my disregard for the opinions of lesser mortals.

It used to drive her mad.


Regards


Donal
--

Oyster Rolex
 

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:40:35 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 25 Oct 2003 12:51:15 GMT, Horvath wrote:


OK Holly, I'll bite.
Why would you come to that conclusion, do you superglue yours on so
they can't be lifted in the places you frequent?

They don't put cheap plastic bands on a Rolex. If you ever owned one,
or even wore one, you'd know these things.

Bwaaahahahahhahahaaaa!
Holly, you kill me.
Now tell me what holds the band to the case?
Ever sailed a dinghy with sheets and vangs and levers and centreboards
sticking up into the cockpit. We wear a wetsuit band over watches with
just the face showing and STILL lose em.

You've never worn a Rolex.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:43:12 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


Yeah, my wife does have a wonderful slim waist, dancers figure, trim
and taut.

Does she dance on stage like my fiance? (You wish, don't you?)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

No, she stays home with her man, unlike your hooker who
has to beat her body to death to get a nickle.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:43:12 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


Yeah, my wife does have a wonderful slim waist, dancers figure, trim
and taut.

Does she dance on stage like my fiance? (You wish, don't you?)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

What's your point? You've never had a woman.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
You've never worn a Rolex.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 09:15:22 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

What's your point? You've never had a woman.

Had one last night, dumbass.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
You've never worn a Rolex.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Horvath wrote:

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on manboob inplants.

So we've seen.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

He was a she... apparently, since that's what you're realling
interested in isn't it?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 09:15:22 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

What's your point? You've never had a woman.

Had one last night, dumbass.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
You've never worn a Rolex.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 20:44:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
|
| | Bargain!!...What tune?
| | Theme from "Journey to the centre of the earth"?
|
| Ya know Ozzy... that's just about the same thing I asked. The vendor told
me
| his sister would take me round back of the bar and show me how they
worked
| for $10. Heh.. a test drive sounded okay..... she popped one of them on
her
| lips and went down on me like a chicken on a June bug! Rolled that sucker
on
| smooth as silk in one swoop. Had me singin' alright!
|
| CM
|
|
| Hmmm, never had that quality of service.

You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)

CM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| Wish?
| What that my wife would stoop so low as to dance near naked in front
| of a bunch of drunken leering rednecks?
|
| Nah, I don't think so.
|
| Oh but she was a professional ballet dancer for 15 years or so.

Wouldn't that be dancing half naked in front of a bunch of leering pencil
necks??

CM