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Capt. Mooron October 26th 03 10:56 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
|
| You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
| Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10
| a pop ;-)

That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when to
buy! ;-)

CM



Simple Simon October 26th 03 11:04 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
she prefers the nightly rate.

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
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| On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
|
| You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
| Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10
| a pop ;-)

That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when to
buy! ;-)

CM





Capt. Mooron October 26th 03 11:37 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the loop.
You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| she prefers the nightly rate.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| ...
| | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | wrote:
| |
| | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| |
| | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10
| | a pop ;-)
|
| That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when
to
| buy! ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|



Donal October 26th 03 11:48 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On 26 Oct 2003 09:28:49 GMT, Horvath wrote:



You've never worn a Rolex.

Bwaaahahahahaaa!
Whatever Holly.



Have you?



Regards


Donal
--





Capt. Mooron October 26th 03 11:58 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
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| On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:40:50 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Wouldn't that be dancing half naked in front of a bunch of leering pencil
| necks??

| Yeah, but they just look, albeit with binoculars, but there's no
| copping a feel, yahooing nor sticking dollar bills in the leotards.

I guess that's why they asked me to leave the only ballet I ever
attended..... how was I supposed to know screaming "shake it baby" and
throwing money was frowned upon?

CM



Simple Simon October 27th 03 12:10 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the loop.
You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| she prefers the nightly rate.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| ...
| | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | wrote:
| |
| | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| |
| | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10
| | a pop ;-)
|
| That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when
to
| buy! ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|





Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 01:03 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

They're all tight to me....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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|
| Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the
loop.
| You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase.
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| | she prefers the nightly rate.
| |
| | S.Simon
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | ...
| | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | | wrote:
| | |
| | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| | |
| | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | |
| | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt
$10
| | | a pop ;-)
| |
| | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and
when
| to
| | buy! ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|



Simple Simon October 27th 03 01:05 AM

Oyster Rolex
 


Some of 'em don't cotton to that fisting stuff.

S.Simon

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

They're all tight to me....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
| Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the
loop.
| You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase.
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| | she prefers the nightly rate.
| |
| | S.Simon
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | ...
| | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | | wrote:
| | |
| | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| | |
| | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | |
| | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt
$10
| | | a pop ;-)
| |
| | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and
when
| to
| | buy! ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|





Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 01:14 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
Is that how you overcome your natural "Short falls"?????

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa.....

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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|
|
| Some of 'em don't cotton to that fisting stuff.
|
| S.Simon
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| They're all tight to me....
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like.
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| | Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the
| loop.
| | You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford
purchase.
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| | | she prefers the nightly rate.
| | |
| | | S.Simon
| | |
| | |
| | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | |
| | | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | | | wrote:
| | | |
| | | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| | | |
| | | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| | | |
| | | | CM
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for
onlt
| $10
| | | | a pop ;-)
| | |
| | | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease
and
| when
| | to
| | | buy! ;-)
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
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Horvath October 27th 03 04:39 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 08:30:20 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

Does she dance on stage like my fiance? (You wish, don't you?)


Wish?
What that my wife would stoop so low as to dance near naked in front
of a bunch of drunken leering rednecks?


You wish, don't you, that she was young and beautiful.

Nah, I don't think so.


Liar.

Oh but she was a professional ballet dancer for 15 years or so.


So you're admitting that she's too old and flabby to dance?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Bobsprit October 27th 03 11:18 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
Donal

Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-)

He's already upset. Let fly.

RB

Horvath October 27th 03 11:37 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 20:45:25 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 27 Oct 2003 04:39:21 GMT, Horvath wrote:

You wish, don't you, that she was young and beautiful.


Nope, she's middle aged and spectacular..
She has grace and a beauty that you will probably never encounter


I'm engaged to young and beautiful dancer. (Who makes considerably
more than a ballet dancer.)

Oh but she was a professional ballet dancer for 15 years or so.


So you're admitting that she's too old and flabby to dance?

Nope, she's as trim as she was then.
She decided that she wanted a life, dance didn't allow that.


You mean she wanted more money. Dancing with, and in front of
fairies, doesn't allow that.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Horvath October 27th 03 11:49 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 20:46:31 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 23:48:11 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:

Have you?



Regards


Donal


Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-)


So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and
look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't
break off.

If you want, I can put my Rolex in the scanner, and everyone can see
it.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Scott Vernon October 27th 03 12:41 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
and she's standing behind you, right?

The Captains Nemesis wrote...

Nope, she's middle aged and spectacular..
She has grace and a beauty that you will probably never encounter





Donal October 27th 03 03:54 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-)




Ahhh go on - tell us!


I promise not to get upset! Honestly.



Regards


Donal
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Jonathan Ganz October 27th 03 06:07 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
You're admitting that you're gay??

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
So you're admitting that she's too old and flabby to dance?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Jonathan Ganz October 27th 03 06:08 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Yeh, it's a dude.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
I'm engaged to young and beautiful dancer. (Who makes considerably
more than a ballet dancer.)


Yes, we know that's your fantasy...

Dancing with, and in front of
fairies.....


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Jonathan Ganz October 27th 03 06:08 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Well duhhhh....

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
and she's standing behind you, right?

The Captains Nemesis wrote...

Nope, she's middle aged and spectacular..
She has grace and a beauty that you will probably never encounter







Jonathan Ganz October 27th 03 06:09 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Put your rolex fake in the scanner and jump up and down on it.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 20:46:31 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 23:48:11 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:

Have you?



Regards


Donal


Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-)


So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and
look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't
break off.

If you want, I can put my Rolex in the scanner, and everyone can see
it.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 08:34 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
I was going out with a lady of "refined" taste at the time. She got me to go
to a play by telling me there were 3 nude scenes...... I bitched about how
I was missing some of the best mackerel fishing of the year for the first
two acts... then came the actual nude scene.... I cheered out loud as the
actress disrobed and loudly requested she shake those puppies..... they
asked me to leave that as well.

What is it with these people... have they no sense of fun???

CM

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 19:58:30 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| I guess that's why they asked me to leave the only ballet I ever
| attended.....
|
| Yeah, That's possibly the reason
|
| how was I supposed to know screaming "shake it baby" and
| throwing money was frowned upon?
|
| CM
|
| Ummm Dunno how CM......'spose you could try getting out of the
| backwoods :-)
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 10:14 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
I finally got my revenge on her for the ballet and the play by inviting her
out to a "performance"... All Star Wrestling!!

Bwahahahahahahahaaa

CM

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 16:34:22 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| I was going out with a lady of "refined" taste at the time. She got me to
go
| to a play by telling me there were 3 nude scenes...... I bitched about
how
| I was missing some of the best mackerel fishing of the year for the first
| two acts... then came the actual nude scene.... I cheered out loud as
the
| actress disrobed and loudly requested she shake those puppies..... they
| asked me to leave that as well.
|
| What is it with these people... have they no sense of fun???
|
| CM
|
| Heh heh, nah, it's just that they know when to shut up :-)
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 11:27 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 18:14:46 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| I finally got my revenge on her for the ballet and the play by inviting
her
| out to a "performance"... All Star Wrestling!!
|
| Bwahahahahahahahaaa
|
| CM
|
| Bwaaaahahahahhaahhaaa!
| And the relationship went where?

I dated her for a few more years on occasion.... she ended up married to a
fat, bald doctor twice her age. He likes opera.... I'm still in her good
books as a Bad Boy! ;-)


CM



Donal October 28th 03 12:33 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...

Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)


C'mon, Oz. Get real!

I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers
made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."


But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
years of a life devoted to dance.

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.


Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male
dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to display
certain female characteristics. Odd?





Regards



Donal
--




Donal October 28th 03 12:40 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...

Don't be upset Donal. I don't have one now and really can't see the
value other than pose over a good Seiko. Can't see me buying one for
myself.


Damn! I was hoping that you had one.

What kind of watch are you going to wear when you drive your Ferrari? You'd
look silly wearing a Seiko! I think that you should buy a Rolex before you
drive the Ferrari.




Regards


Donal
--




Horvath October 28th 03 01:08 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 20

Well, after my mum got over being ****ed off about losing the first
one, took her a while because it wasn't until my 35th birthday that
she bought me another.
Umm unfortunately it was stolen in a break and enter and its only been
about 10 years so I can't see her coming up with another in the near
future.


****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Capt. Mooron October 28th 03 01:15 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

"Horvath" wrote in message

| ****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in?

That's cute... Horvath is mimicking a Hollywood Cop Show!!

CM



Horvath October 28th 03 01:15 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:39:50 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 27 Oct 2003 11:49:12 GMT, Horvath wrote:

So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and
look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't
break off.


Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaaaa!
Holly, everything will break given the right circumstances

BTW it was you who assumed that the band broke.
I never mentioned it and as I said
Have no idea how it came loose, but it did.


You said it came off your wrist. How could that possibly happen?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Horvath October 28th 03 01:17 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:35:17 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 27 Oct 2003 11:37:34 GMT, Horvath wrote:

I'm engaged to young and beautiful dancer. (Who makes considerably
more than a ballet dancer.)


Ya know Holly, some people actually enjoy their art for the enjoyment
NOT the money.
Do you regard your fiancees stripping as art?


Of course.

You mean she wanted more money. Dancing with, and in front of
fairies, doesn't allow that.


Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)
But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
years of a life devoted to dance.

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.


Keep dreaming, liar.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Capt. Mooron October 28th 03 02:16 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 19:27:38 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| I dated her for a few more years on occasion.... she ended up married to
a
| fat, bald doctor twice her age. He likes opera.... I'm still in her
good
| books as a Bad Boy! ;-)
|
|
| CM
|
|
| Gettin any?

Not lately.... but then again you're just gettin' the same stuff over and
over again.

CM



Jonathan Ganz October 28th 03 03:02 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
He wishes it was his watch. All he has now is a cheap Timex
from the mid-80s.

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On 28 Oct 2003 01:15:43 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:39:50 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 27 Oct 2003 11:49:12 GMT, Horvath wrote:

So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and
look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't
break off.

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaaaa!
Holly, everything will break given the right circumstances

BTW it was you who assumed that the band broke.
I never mentioned it and as I said
Have no idea how it came loose, but it did.


You said it came off your wrist. How could that possibly happen?

Dunno Holly, sail a dinghy sometime and don't wear a watch
protector....you might be lucky enough to find out.

Sheesh, anyone would think it was your watch.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Horvath October 28th 03 12:18 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 00:33:00 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
.. .

Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)


C'mon, Oz. Get real!

I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers
made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."


But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
years of a life devoted to dance.

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.


Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male
dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to display
certain female characteristics. Odd?


You're saying his wife's a dyke? Even I wouldn't point out his wife's
a carpet muncher unless I saw more evidence.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Horvath October 28th 03 12:20 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:31:33 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers
made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."


Hmmm, there are some gays in every troupe, lesbians too.
But most of the guys are straight, charming and built like Adonis.
We have many friends from the ballet, most of the retired men are
married.


to each other.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Horvath October 28th 03 12:24 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 19:02:39 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

He wishes it was his watch. All he has now is a cheap Timex
from the mid-80s.


Why do you turn every conversation into your homosexual fantasies?

I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Horvath October 28th 03 12:25 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:41:26 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 28 Oct 2003 01:17:19 GMT, Horvath wrote:

Do you regard your fiancees stripping as art?


Of course.


Fair enough. I guess you gotta settle to your own level eh?

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.


Keep dreaming, liar.


Bwaaaaaahahahahhaahhaaaaa!
If it weren't so sad I'd laugh harder.
BTW it's a US company whose CEO is an Oz.
IIRC the US compant paid $1.9billion US to buy out the shareholders of
the Oz company....yes we had a rather large stockholding, as my wife
was given a large share option annually.
Wewere paid about $10.50 for the shares we bought at between $4 and
$6.50.

Your dreams should be so pleasant. ;-)


If you weren't so sad, you might be funny.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Bobsprit October 28th 03 12:27 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.

Bra model.


RB

Horvath October 28th 03 12:27 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:24:55 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 28 Oct 2003 01:08:49 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 28 Oct 20

Well, after my mum got over being ****ed off about losing the first
one, took her a while because it wasn't until my 35th birthday that
she bought me another.
Umm unfortunately it was stolen in a break and enter and its only been
about 10 years so I can't see her coming up with another in the near
future.


****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in?


Jeez Holly, I didn't know you were a burglar in Oz.
Oh and lets see what else was taken??
Hmm a whole heap of my wifes jewelry including a beautiful ruby and
diamond encrusted brooch that belonged to her grandmother, a small
coin collection consisting of Kruger Rands and Gold Sovereigns,
earrings for pierced ears...funny thing is he sorted thru and took
only one of each so it was obviously a bloke with one ear pierced and
no girlfriend. The usual video recorder and a few CDs, and a few
thousand in cash, Oz and US Dollars.
We could only claim $500 as that was the cash limit on the household
insurance

I could probably find the police report and you could check to see if
I added anything to your haul.....Come to think of it there are a two
police reports because a couple of months later we realised that
another ring was missing, one we'd overlooked.

Oh and don't bother coming back, the house now has a monitored alarm
system and a floor safe for valuables.


Can your fantasies get more ridiculous? Were those "Freddie Kruger"
Rands? Dumbass.



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Bobsprit October 28th 03 12:29 PM

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Your dreams should be so pleasant. ;-)

If you weren't so sad, you might be funny.

Ozzy, let him go now. It's beneath you to use a shotgun on a very dumb fish in
a very small barrel.

RB

Martin Baxter October 28th 03 05:21 PM

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Horvath wrote:


I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.


That'd be from a guy on the sidewalk with a suitcase on stands, almost
bought one of them myself for laughs, but the guy didn't want to give me
the 15 bucks change from a twenty.

Cheers
Marty

Jonathan Ganz October 28th 03 08:11 PM

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You speak from experience?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
We have many friends from the ballet, most of the retired men are
married.


to each other.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Jonathan Ganz October 28th 03 08:12 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Now that's funny!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.

Bra model.


RB





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