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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | wrote: | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service. | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-) | | CM | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10 | a pop ;-) That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when to buy! ;-) CM |
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Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
she prefers the nightly rate. S.Simon "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | wrote: | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service. | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-) | | CM | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10 | a pop ;-) That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when to buy! ;-) CM |
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Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the loop.
You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase. CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only - | she prefers the nightly rate. | | S.Simon | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... | | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message | ... | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | | wrote: | | | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service. | | | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-) | | | | CM | | | | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10 | | a pop ;-) | | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when to | buy! ;-) | | CM | | | | |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... On 26 Oct 2003 09:28:49 GMT, Horvath wrote: You've never worn a Rolex. Bwaaahahahahaaa! Whatever Holly. Have you? Regards Donal -- |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:40:50 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | wrote: | | Wouldn't that be dancing half naked in front of a bunch of leering pencil | necks?? | Yeah, but they just look, albeit with binoculars, but there's no | copping a feel, yahooing nor sticking dollar bills in the leotards. I guess that's why they asked me to leave the only ballet I ever attended..... how was I supposed to know screaming "shake it baby" and throwing money was frowned upon? CM |
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Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like. "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the loop. You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase. CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only - | she prefers the nightly rate. | | S.Simon | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... | | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message | ... | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | | wrote: | | | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service. | | | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-) | | | | CM | | | | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10 | | a pop ;-) | | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when to | buy! ;-) | | CM | | | | |
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They're all tight to me.... CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | | Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like. | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... | Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the loop. | You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase. | | CM | | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | ... | | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only - | | she prefers the nightly rate. | | | | S.Simon | | | | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message | ... | | | | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message | | ... | | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | | | wrote: | | | | | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service. | | | | | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-) | | | | | | CM | | | | | | | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10 | | | a pop ;-) | | | | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when | to | | buy! ;-) | | | | CM | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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Some of 'em don't cotton to that fisting stuff. S.Simon "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... They're all tight to me.... CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | | Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like. | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... | Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the loop. | You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase. | | CM | | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | ... | | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only - | | she prefers the nightly rate. | | | | S.Simon | | | | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message | ... | | | | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message | | ... | | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | | | wrote: | | | | | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service. | | | | | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-) | | | | | | CM | | | | | | | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10 | | | a pop ;-) | | | | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when | to | | buy! ;-) | | | | CM | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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Is that how you overcome your natural "Short falls"?????
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa..... CM "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... | | | Some of 'em don't cotton to that fisting stuff. | | S.Simon | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... | | They're all tight to me.... | | CM | | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | ... | | | | Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like. | | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message | ... | | Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the | loop. | | You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase. | | | | CM | | | | "Simple Simon" wrote in message | | ... | | | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only - | | | she prefers the nightly rate. | | | | | | S.Simon | | | | | | | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message | | ... | | | | | | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message | | | ... | | | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | | | | wrote: | | | | | | | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service. | | | | | | | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-) | | | | | | | | CM | | | | | | | | | | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt | $10 | | | | a pop ;-) | | | | | | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and | when | | to | | | buy! ;-) | | | | | | CM | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 08:30:20 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap: Does she dance on stage like my fiance? (You wish, don't you?) Wish? What that my wife would stoop so low as to dance near naked in front of a bunch of drunken leering rednecks? You wish, don't you, that she was young and beautiful. Nah, I don't think so. Liar. Oh but she was a professional ballet dancer for 15 years or so. So you're admitting that she's too old and flabby to dance? Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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Donal
Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-) He's already upset. Let fly. RB |
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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 20:45:25 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap: On 27 Oct 2003 04:39:21 GMT, Horvath wrote: You wish, don't you, that she was young and beautiful. Nope, she's middle aged and spectacular.. She has grace and a beauty that you will probably never encounter I'm engaged to young and beautiful dancer. (Who makes considerably more than a ballet dancer.) Oh but she was a professional ballet dancer for 15 years or so. So you're admitting that she's too old and flabby to dance? Nope, she's as trim as she was then. She decided that she wanted a life, dance didn't allow that. You mean she wanted more money. Dancing with, and in front of fairies, doesn't allow that. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 20:46:31 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap: On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 23:48:11 -0000, "Donal" wrote: Have you? Regards Donal Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-) So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't break off. If you want, I can put my Rolex in the scanner, and everyone can see it. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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and she's standing behind you, right?
The Captains Nemesis wrote... Nope, she's middle aged and spectacular.. She has grace and a beauty that you will probably never encounter |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-) Ahhh go on - tell us! I promise not to get upset! Honestly. Regards Donal -- |
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You're admitting that you're gay??
"Horvath" wrote in message ... So you're admitting that she's too old and flabby to dance? Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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Yeh, it's a dude.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... I'm engaged to young and beautiful dancer. (Who makes considerably more than a ballet dancer.) Yes, we know that's your fantasy... Dancing with, and in front of fairies..... Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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Well duhhhh....
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... and she's standing behind you, right? The Captains Nemesis wrote... Nope, she's middle aged and spectacular.. She has grace and a beauty that you will probably never encounter |
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Put your rolex fake in the scanner and jump up and down on it.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 20:46:31 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this crap: On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 23:48:11 -0000, "Donal" wrote: Have you? Regards Donal Donal, it'll upset you if I answer so lets just leave it eh :-) So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't break off. If you want, I can put my Rolex in the scanner, and everyone can see it. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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I finally got my revenge on her for the ballet and the play by inviting her
out to a "performance"... All Star Wrestling!! Bwahahahahahahahaaa CM The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... | On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 16:34:22 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | wrote: | | I was going out with a lady of "refined" taste at the time. She got me to go | to a play by telling me there were 3 nude scenes...... I bitched about how | I was missing some of the best mackerel fishing of the year for the first | two acts... then came the actual nude scene.... I cheered out loud as the | actress disrobed and loudly requested she shake those puppies..... they | asked me to leave that as well. | | What is it with these people... have they no sense of fun??? | | CM | | Heh heh, nah, it's just that they know when to shut up :-) | | | Oz1...of the 3 twins. | Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on | I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. | | |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... | On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 18:14:46 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | wrote: | | I finally got my revenge on her for the ballet and the play by inviting her | out to a "performance"... All Star Wrestling!! | | Bwahahahahahahahaaa | | CM | | Bwaaaahahahahhaahhaaa! | And the relationship went where? I dated her for a few more years on occasion.... she ended up married to a fat, bald doctor twice her age. He likes opera.... I'm still in her good books as a Bad Boy! ;-) CM |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-) C'mon, Oz. Get real! I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son, would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer." But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30 years of a life devoted to dance. Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep fit. Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to display certain female characteristics. Odd? Regards Donal -- |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... Don't be upset Donal. I don't have one now and really can't see the value other than pose over a good Seiko. Can't see me buying one for myself. Damn! I was hoping that you had one. What kind of watch are you going to wear when you drive your Ferrari? You'd look silly wearing a Seiko! I think that you should buy a Rolex before you drive the Ferrari. Regards Donal -- |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 20
Well, after my mum got over being ****ed off about losing the first one, took her a while because it wasn't until my 35th birthday that she bought me another. Umm unfortunately it was stolen in a break and enter and its only been about 10 years so I can't see her coming up with another in the near future. ****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in? Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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"Horvath" wrote in message | ****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in? That's cute... Horvath is mimicking a Hollywood Cop Show!! CM |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:39:50 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap: On 27 Oct 2003 11:49:12 GMT, Horvath wrote: So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't break off. Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaaaa! Holly, everything will break given the right circumstances BTW it was you who assumed that the band broke. I never mentioned it and as I said Have no idea how it came loose, but it did. You said it came off your wrist. How could that possibly happen? Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:35:17 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap: On 27 Oct 2003 11:37:34 GMT, Horvath wrote: I'm engaged to young and beautiful dancer. (Who makes considerably more than a ballet dancer.) Ya know Holly, some people actually enjoy their art for the enjoyment NOT the money. Do you regard your fiancees stripping as art? Of course. You mean she wanted more money. Dancing with, and in front of fairies, doesn't allow that. Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-) But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30 years of a life devoted to dance. Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep fit. Keep dreaming, liar. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... | On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 19:27:38 -0400, "Capt. Mooron" | wrote: | | I dated her for a few more years on occasion.... she ended up married to a | fat, bald doctor twice her age. He likes opera.... I'm still in her good | books as a Bad Boy! ;-) | | | CM | | | Gettin any? Not lately.... but then again you're just gettin' the same stuff over and over again. CM |
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He wishes it was his watch. All he has now is a cheap Timex
from the mid-80s. The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... On 28 Oct 2003 01:15:43 GMT, Horvath wrote: On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:39:50 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this crap: On 27 Oct 2003 11:49:12 GMT, Horvath wrote: So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't break off. Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaaaa! Holly, everything will break given the right circumstances BTW it was you who assumed that the band broke. I never mentioned it and as I said Have no idea how it came loose, but it did. You said it came off your wrist. How could that possibly happen? Dunno Holly, sail a dinghy sometime and don't wear a watch protector....you might be lucky enough to find out. Sheesh, anyone would think it was your watch. Oz1...of the 3 twins. Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 00:33:00 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: The Captains Nemesis wrote in message .. . Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-) C'mon, Oz. Get real! I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son, would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer." But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30 years of a life devoted to dance. Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep fit. Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to display certain female characteristics. Odd? You're saying his wife's a dyke? Even I wouldn't point out his wife's a carpet muncher unless I saw more evidence. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:31:33 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap: I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son, would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer." Hmmm, there are some gays in every troupe, lesbians too. But most of the guys are straight, charming and built like Adonis. We have many friends from the ballet, most of the retired men are married. to each other. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 19:02:39 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: He wishes it was his watch. All he has now is a cheap Timex from the mid-80s. Why do you turn every conversation into your homosexual fantasies? I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a fashion model. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:41:26 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap: On 28 Oct 2003 01:17:19 GMT, Horvath wrote: Do you regard your fiancees stripping as art? Of course. Fair enough. I guess you gotta settle to your own level eh? Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep fit. Keep dreaming, liar. Bwaaaaaahahahahhaahhaaaaa! If it weren't so sad I'd laugh harder. BTW it's a US company whose CEO is an Oz. IIRC the US compant paid $1.9billion US to buy out the shareholders of the Oz company....yes we had a rather large stockholding, as my wife was given a large share option annually. Wewere paid about $10.50 for the shares we bought at between $4 and $6.50. Your dreams should be so pleasant. ;-) If you weren't so sad, you might be funny. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model. Bra model. RB |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:24:55 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap: On 28 Oct 2003 01:08:49 GMT, Horvath wrote: On Tue, 28 Oct 20 Well, after my mum got over being ****ed off about losing the first one, took her a while because it wasn't until my 35th birthday that she bought me another. Umm unfortunately it was stolen in a break and enter and its only been about 10 years so I can't see her coming up with another in the near future. ****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in? Jeez Holly, I didn't know you were a burglar in Oz. Oh and lets see what else was taken?? Hmm a whole heap of my wifes jewelry including a beautiful ruby and diamond encrusted brooch that belonged to her grandmother, a small coin collection consisting of Kruger Rands and Gold Sovereigns, earrings for pierced ears...funny thing is he sorted thru and took only one of each so it was obviously a bloke with one ear pierced and no girlfriend. The usual video recorder and a few CDs, and a few thousand in cash, Oz and US Dollars. We could only claim $500 as that was the cash limit on the household insurance I could probably find the police report and you could check to see if I added anything to your haul.....Come to think of it there are a two police reports because a couple of months later we realised that another ring was missing, one we'd overlooked. Oh and don't bother coming back, the house now has a monitored alarm system and a floor safe for valuables. Can your fantasies get more ridiculous? Were those "Freddie Kruger" Rands? Dumbass. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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Your dreams should be so pleasant. ;-)
If you weren't so sad, you might be funny. Ozzy, let him go now. It's beneath you to use a shotgun on a very dumb fish in a very small barrel. RB |
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Horvath wrote:
I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a fashion model. That'd be from a guy on the sidewalk with a suitcase on stands, almost bought one of them myself for laughs, but the guy didn't want to give me the 15 bucks change from a twenty. Cheers Marty |
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You speak from experience?
"Horvath" wrote in message ... We have many friends from the ballet, most of the retired men are married. to each other. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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Now that's funny!
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a fashion model. Bra model. RB |
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