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Oyster Rolex
I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex. Whatta ya think? Huh. Or hows about Satellite Radio is that cool or what, maybe some new matching sailing suits for the whole crew. Or a stainless ice maker... maybe a gyro stabilized FLIR night vision system. Or a knife with one of the pointy things. Joe |
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I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster
Rolex. I have two. Mentioned to the family that I wanted one last year...got two. I prefer my Tiffany pocke****ch. RB |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message | Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson. ????..... that a Rolex is a piece of ****? Everyone knows that! CM |
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Had one, watched it slide thru the centreboard case one extremely
windy day after a spectacular gybe under spinnaker. Claimed the insurance and never replace it, learned a valuable lesson. Expensive watches suck and will eventually break your heart! RB |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message | You've gotta stop buying those knockoffs CM I can't afford those things... I got mine from the severed arm of a drug dealer that was running from the cops and crashed on my worksite. I tried to return it to his widow but she said it was a piece of **** that never kept time very well and it would only remind her of the accident. She told me to keep it. Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' but can't keep time and never could. The knock-offs I bought in Argentina kept time exceptionally well. It was a package deal... 3 fake Rolex Oysters and a 24 pack of Musical Condoms.... $20 USD CM |
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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message | Bargain!!...What tune? | Theme from "Journey to the centre of the earth"? Ya know Ozzy... that's just about the same thing I asked. The vendor told me his sister would take me round back of the bar and show me how they worked for $10. Heh.. a test drive sounded okay..... she popped one of them on her lips and went down on me like a chicken on a June bug! Rolled that sucker on smooth as silk in one swoop. Had me singin' alright! CM |
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I've a Patek.
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... I have some spare change laying around and thought I go get a Oyster Rolex. I have two. Mentioned to the family that I wanted one last year...got two. I prefer my Tiffany pocke****ch. RB |
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I think this says it all...
"Horvath" wrote in message ... DAMN! You beat me this time. I only have one ball. But why would you want two? Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
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