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Capt. Mooron October 26th 03 10:56 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
|
| You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
| Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10
| a pop ;-)

That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when to
buy! ;-)

CM



Simple Simon October 26th 03 11:04 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
she prefers the nightly rate.

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
|
| You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
| Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10
| a pop ;-)

That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when to
buy! ;-)

CM





Capt. Mooron October 26th 03 11:37 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the loop.
You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| she prefers the nightly rate.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| ...
| | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | wrote:
| |
| | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| |
| | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10
| | a pop ;-)
|
| That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when
to
| buy! ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|



Donal October 26th 03 11:48 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
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On 26 Oct 2003 09:28:49 GMT, Horvath wrote:



You've never worn a Rolex.

Bwaaahahahahaaa!
Whatever Holly.



Have you?



Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron October 26th 03 11:58 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
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| On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:40:50 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Wouldn't that be dancing half naked in front of a bunch of leering pencil
| necks??

| Yeah, but they just look, albeit with binoculars, but there's no
| copping a feel, yahooing nor sticking dollar bills in the leotards.

I guess that's why they asked me to leave the only ballet I ever
attended..... how was I supposed to know screaming "shake it baby" and
throwing money was frowned upon?

CM



Simple Simon October 27th 03 12:10 AM

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Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the loop.
You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| she prefers the nightly rate.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| ...
| | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | wrote:
| |
| | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| |
| | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt $10
| | a pop ;-)
|
| That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and when
to
| buy! ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|





Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 01:03 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

They're all tight to me....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
| Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the
loop.
| You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase.
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| | she prefers the nightly rate.
| |
| | S.Simon
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | ...
| | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | | wrote:
| | |
| | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| | |
| | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | |
| | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt
$10
| | | a pop ;-)
| |
| | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and
when
| to
| | buy! ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|



Simple Simon October 27th 03 01:05 AM

Oyster Rolex
 


Some of 'em don't cotton to that fisting stuff.

S.Simon

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

They're all tight to me....

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
| Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the
loop.
| You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford purchase.
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| | she prefers the nightly rate.
| |
| | S.Simon
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | ...
| | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | | wrote:
| | |
| | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| | |
| | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | |
| | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for onlt
$10
| | | a pop ;-)
| |
| | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease and
when
| to
| | buy! ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|





Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 01:14 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
Is that how you overcome your natural "Short falls"?????

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa.....

CM


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
|
| Some of 'em don't cotton to that fisting stuff.
|
| S.Simon
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| They're all tight to me....
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | Nor the horse dick needed to satisfy her like.
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| | Simon... as usual you find yourself on the side line and out of the
| loop.
| | You don't have the credit to lease nor the reserves to afford
purchase.
| |
| | CM
| |
| | "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | Let me give you some good advice. LP is for lease only -
| | | she prefers the nightly rate.
| | |
| | | S.Simon
| | |
| | |
| | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | |
| | | The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:18:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| | | | wrote:
| | | |
| | | | | Hmmm, never had that quality of service.
| | | |
| | | | You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)
| | | |
| | | | CM
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | Ahh you're a lucky man CM, all the women you want....and for
onlt
| $10
| | | | a pop ;-)
| | |
| | | That's the crux of it Ozzy..... you have to know when to lease
and
| when
| | to
| | | buy! ;-)
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
| |
| |
| |
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Horvath October 27th 03 04:39 AM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 08:30:20 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

Does she dance on stage like my fiance? (You wish, don't you?)


Wish?
What that my wife would stoop so low as to dance near naked in front
of a bunch of drunken leering rednecks?


You wish, don't you, that she was young and beautiful.

Nah, I don't think so.


Liar.

Oh but she was a professional ballet dancer for 15 years or so.


So you're admitting that she's too old and flabby to dance?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.


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