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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
oh, the humanity...and the irony!


You didn't realise that it was intentional???

Yes, usually when you make a fool of yourself it appears to be
intentional. I'm
sure your wife is used to it.

Yup! She is well aware of my disregard for the opinions of lesser mortals.

It used to drive her mad.


Regards


Donal
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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:40:35 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 25 Oct 2003 12:51:15 GMT, Horvath wrote:


OK Holly, I'll bite.
Why would you come to that conclusion, do you superglue yours on so
they can't be lifted in the places you frequent?

They don't put cheap plastic bands on a Rolex. If you ever owned one,
or even wore one, you'd know these things.

Bwaaahahahahhahahaaaa!
Holly, you kill me.
Now tell me what holds the band to the case?
Ever sailed a dinghy with sheets and vangs and levers and centreboards
sticking up into the cockpit. We wear a wetsuit band over watches with
just the face showing and STILL lose em.

You've never worn a Rolex.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:43:12 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


Yeah, my wife does have a wonderful slim waist, dancers figure, trim
and taut.

Does she dance on stage like my fiance? (You wish, don't you?)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

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No, she stays home with her man, unlike your hooker who
has to beat her body to death to get a nickle.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 12:43:12 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


Yeah, my wife does have a wonderful slim waist, dancers figure, trim
and taut.

Does she dance on stage like my fiance? (You wish, don't you?)


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

What's your point? You've never had a woman.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
You've never worn a Rolex.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 09:15:22 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

What's your point? You've never had a woman.

Had one last night, dumbass.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
You've never worn a Rolex.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Horvath wrote:

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on manboob inplants.

So we've seen.

RB

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He was a she... apparently, since that's what you're realling
interested in isn't it?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 09:15:22 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

What's your point? You've never had a woman.

Had one last night, dumbass.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
You've never worn a Rolex.

Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 20:44:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
|
| | Bargain!!...What tune?
| | Theme from "Journey to the centre of the earth"?
|
| Ya know Ozzy... that's just about the same thing I asked. The vendor told
me
| his sister would take me round back of the bar and show me how they
worked
| for $10. Heh.. a test drive sounded okay..... she popped one of them on
her
| lips and went down on me like a chicken on a June bug! Rolled that sucker
on
| smooth as silk in one swoop. Had me singin' alright!
|
| CM
|
|
| Hmmm, never had that quality of service.

You saying money can't buy you happiness Ozzy? ;-)

CM

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The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| Wish?
| What that my wife would stoop so low as to dance near naked in front
| of a bunch of drunken leering rednecks?
|
| Nah, I don't think so.
|
| Oh but she was a professional ballet dancer for 15 years or so.

Wouldn't that be dancing half naked in front of a bunch of leering pencil
necks??

CM