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Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 10:14 PM

Oyster Rolex
 
I finally got my revenge on her for the ballet and the play by inviting her
out to a "performance"... All Star Wrestling!!

Bwahahahahahahahaaa

CM

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 16:34:22 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| I was going out with a lady of "refined" taste at the time. She got me to
go
| to a play by telling me there were 3 nude scenes...... I bitched about
how
| I was missing some of the best mackerel fishing of the year for the first
| two acts... then came the actual nude scene.... I cheered out loud as
the
| actress disrobed and loudly requested she shake those puppies..... they
| asked me to leave that as well.
|
| What is it with these people... have they no sense of fun???
|
| CM
|
| Heh heh, nah, it's just that they know when to shut up :-)
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 27th 03 11:27 PM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
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| On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 18:14:46 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| I finally got my revenge on her for the ballet and the play by inviting
her
| out to a "performance"... All Star Wrestling!!
|
| Bwahahahahahahahaaa
|
| CM
|
| Bwaaaahahahahhaahhaaa!
| And the relationship went where?

I dated her for a few more years on occasion.... she ended up married to a
fat, bald doctor twice her age. He likes opera.... I'm still in her good
books as a Bad Boy! ;-)


CM



Donal October 28th 03 12:33 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
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Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)


C'mon, Oz. Get real!

I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers
made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."


But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
years of a life devoted to dance.

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.


Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male
dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to display
certain female characteristics. Odd?





Regards



Donal
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Donal October 28th 03 12:40 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
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Don't be upset Donal. I don't have one now and really can't see the
value other than pose over a good Seiko. Can't see me buying one for
myself.


Damn! I was hoping that you had one.

What kind of watch are you going to wear when you drive your Ferrari? You'd
look silly wearing a Seiko! I think that you should buy a Rolex before you
drive the Ferrari.




Regards


Donal
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Horvath October 28th 03 01:08 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 20

Well, after my mum got over being ****ed off about losing the first
one, took her a while because it wasn't until my 35th birthday that
she bought me another.
Umm unfortunately it was stolen in a break and enter and its only been
about 10 years so I can't see her coming up with another in the near
future.


****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Capt. Mooron October 28th 03 01:15 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

"Horvath" wrote in message

| ****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in?

That's cute... Horvath is mimicking a Hollywood Cop Show!!

CM



Horvath October 28th 03 01:15 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:39:50 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 27 Oct 2003 11:49:12 GMT, Horvath wrote:

So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and
look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't
break off.


Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaaaa!
Holly, everything will break given the right circumstances

BTW it was you who assumed that the band broke.
I never mentioned it and as I said
Have no idea how it came loose, but it did.


You said it came off your wrist. How could that possibly happen?


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Horvath October 28th 03 01:17 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:35:17 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 27 Oct 2003 11:37:34 GMT, Horvath wrote:

I'm engaged to young and beautiful dancer. (Who makes considerably
more than a ballet dancer.)


Ya know Holly, some people actually enjoy their art for the enjoyment
NOT the money.
Do you regard your fiancees stripping as art?


Of course.

You mean she wanted more money. Dancing with, and in front of
fairies, doesn't allow that.


Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)
But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
years of a life devoted to dance.

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.


Keep dreaming, liar.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Capt. Mooron October 28th 03 02:16 AM

Oyster Rolex
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 19:27:38 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| I dated her for a few more years on occasion.... she ended up married to
a
| fat, bald doctor twice her age. He likes opera.... I'm still in her
good
| books as a Bad Boy! ;-)
|
|
| CM
|
|
| Gettin any?

Not lately.... but then again you're just gettin' the same stuff over and
over again.

CM



Jonathan Ganz October 28th 03 03:02 AM

Oyster Rolex
 
He wishes it was his watch. All he has now is a cheap Timex
from the mid-80s.

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On 28 Oct 2003 01:15:43 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 08:39:50 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 27 Oct 2003 11:49:12 GMT, Horvath wrote:

So, you're not going to answer? Meanwhile, go to www.rolex.com and
look at the Oysters. Pay careful attention to the bands. They won't
break off.

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaaaa!
Holly, everything will break given the right circumstances

BTW it was you who assumed that the band broke.
I never mentioned it and as I said
Have no idea how it came loose, but it did.


You said it came off your wrist. How could that possibly happen?

Dunno Holly, sail a dinghy sometime and don't wear a watch
protector....you might be lucky enough to find out.

Sheesh, anyone would think it was your watch.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






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