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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 00:33:00 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
.. .

Fairies? Yeah, there were bound to be a good percentage in the
audience just as there is at a Bette Midler concert ;-)

C'mon, Oz. Get real!

I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers
made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."


But fact is the rigorous training, practice and diet didn't allow much
time to get out and enjoy life IOW the passion had waned after over 30
years of a life devoted to dance.

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.

Hmmm. It seems that female ballet dancers can do very well in a male
dominated environment..... just as the male ballet dancers seem to display
certain female characteristics. Odd?

You're saying his wife's a dyke? Even I wouldn't point out his wife's
a carpet muncher unless I saw more evidence.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:31:33 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:


I was dragged to a ballet performance a few months ago. Those male dancers
made me think that the saddest words that a man could hear from his son,
would be - "Dad, I want to become a ballet dancer."

Hmmm, there are some gays in every troupe, lesbians too.
But most of the guys are straight, charming and built like Adonis.
We have many friends from the ballet, most of the retired men are
married.

to each other.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 19:02:39 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

He wishes it was his watch. All he has now is a cheap Timex
from the mid-80s.

Why do you turn every conversation into your homosexual fantasies?

I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:41:26 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 28 Oct 2003 01:17:19 GMT, Horvath wrote:

Do you regard your fiancees stripping as art?

Of course.

Fair enough. I guess you gotta settle to your own level eh?

Oh and Holly....she's now a senior executive in the largest
international company in its field, and dances for fun and to keep
fit.

Keep dreaming, liar.

Bwaaaaaahahahahhaahhaaaaa!
If it weren't so sad I'd laugh harder.
BTW it's a US company whose CEO is an Oz.
IIRC the US compant paid $1.9billion US to buy out the shareholders of
the Oz company....yes we had a rather large stockholding, as my wife
was given a large share option annually.
Wewere paid about $10.50 for the shares we bought at between $4 and
$6.50.

Your dreams should be so pleasant. ;-)

If you weren't so sad, you might be funny.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.

Bra model.


RB

Oyster Rolex
 

On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:24:55 +1100, The Captains Nemesis wrote this
crap:

On 28 Oct 2003 01:08:49 GMT, Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 28 Oct 20

Well, after my mum got over being ****ed off about losing the first
one, took her a while because it wasn't until my 35th birthday that
she bought me another.
Umm unfortunately it was stolen in a break and enter and its only been
about 10 years so I can't see her coming up with another in the near
future.

****ing liar. What else was taken during the break-in?

Jeez Holly, I didn't know you were a burglar in Oz.
Oh and lets see what else was taken??
Hmm a whole heap of my wifes jewelry including a beautiful ruby and
diamond encrusted brooch that belonged to her grandmother, a small
coin collection consisting of Kruger Rands and Gold Sovereigns,
earrings for pierced ears...funny thing is he sorted thru and took
only one of each so it was obviously a bloke with one ear pierced and
no girlfriend. The usual video recorder and a few CDs, and a few
thousand in cash, Oz and US Dollars.
We could only claim $500 as that was the cash limit on the household
insurance

I could probably find the police report and you could check to see if
I added anything to your haul.....Come to think of it there are a two
police reports because a couple of months later we realised that
another ring was missing, one we'd overlooked.

Oh and don't bother coming back, the house now has a monitored alarm
system and a floor safe for valuables.

Can your fantasies get more ridiculous? Were those "Freddie Kruger"
Rands? Dumbass.



Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Your dreams should be so pleasant. ;-)

If you weren't so sad, you might be funny.

Ozzy, let him go now. It's beneath you to use a shotgun on a very dumb fish in
a very small barrel.

RB

Oyster Rolex
 

Horvath wrote:


I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.

That'd be from a guy on the sidewalk with a suitcase on stands, almost
bought one of them myself for laughs, but the guy didn't want to give me
the 15 bucks change from a twenty.

Cheers
Marty

Oyster Rolex
 

You speak from experience?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
We have many friends from the ballet, most of the retired men are
married.

to each other.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Oyster Rolex
 

Now that's funny!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I have a Rolex Oyster that I bought in NYC, where I worked as a
fashion model.

Bra model.


RB