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"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
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On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or so.

My kind of solution. Although I would add that impalement would be a
much better choice.


You could impale them on a crucifix, open your own church, and become rich
beyond your wildest dreams.

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

On Mar 14, 8:03 am, "Eisboch" wrote:

Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and the
kids were in school.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our statement,
one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull**** and wished I
had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever happened again
to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not a gun) before I
called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any questions.

A British friend told me about his break-in, about a year ago. Same
sort of losses, and the same sort of investigation. But his local
constable told him to shoot the burglar if he caught one! It seems
that many Britons have replaced their rifles with "pellet guns," and
that was the weapon the officer was talking about. The officer said
shoot the bad guy, then put a pellet in the ceiling, and then call
999.

I thought that shoot a round into the ceiling stuff is only for
setting up a self-defense scenario where the other guy is already
dead. And that's with real guns.

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or so.

Outside of what you're saying, I've heard the only solution is to
quickly remove or paint over graffiti. Ugly stuff.

--Vic

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:15:41 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
.. .
On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or so.

My kind of solution. Although I would add that impalement would be a
much better choice.

You could impale them on a crucifix, open your own church, and become rich
beyond your wildest dreams.

The one element about you which constantly fascinates me is your
fustian discourse on completely off-the-cuff commentary moving from
the land of the obviously absurd to the land of semi-relevance.

It's not enough to add to or merely let something pass; you have to
connect to a greater idea. It's almost as if your psyche has to prove
a point and thus reveal your view of the world for all to see.

"Tis a curiosity.

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:15:41 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
. ..
On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or so.

My kind of solution. Although I would add that impalement would be a
much better choice.

You could impale them on a crucifix, open your own church, and become rich
beyond your wildest dreams.

The one element about you which constantly fascinates me is your
fustian discourse on completely off-the-cuff commentary moving from
the land of the obviously absurd to the land of semi-relevance.

It's not enough to add to or merely let something pass; you have to
connect to a greater idea. It's almost as if your psyche has to prove
a point and thus reveal your view of the world for all to see.

"Tis a curiosity.

I'm simply pointing out that odd religious phenomenon are popular and often
successful. Why....look! Here's one:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:15:47 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:15:41 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
...
On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or so.

My kind of solution. Although I would add that impalement would be a
much better choice.

You could impale them on a crucifix, open your own church, and become rich
beyond your wildest dreams.

The one element about you which constantly fascinates me is your
fustian discourse on completely off-the-cuff commentary moving from
the land of the obviously absurd to the land of semi-relevance.

It's not enough to add to or merely let something pass; you have to
connect to a greater idea. It's almost as if your psyche has to prove
a point and thus reveal your view of the world for all to see.

"Tis a curiosity.

I'm simply pointing out that odd religious phenomenon are popular and often
successful. Why....look! Here's one:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1

Game. Set. Match.

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:15:47 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:15:41 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
m...
On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or
so.

My kind of solution. Although I would add that impalement would be a
much better choice.

You could impale them on a crucifix, open your own church, and become
rich
beyond your wildest dreams.

The one element about you which constantly fascinates me is your
fustian discourse on completely off-the-cuff commentary moving from
the land of the obviously absurd to the land of semi-relevance.

It's not enough to add to or merely let something pass; you have to
connect to a greater idea. It's almost as if your psyche has to prove
a point and thus reveal your view of the world for all to see.

"Tis a curiosity.

I'm simply pointing out that odd religious phenomenon are popular and
often
successful. Why....look! Here's one:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1

Game. Set. Match.


BLAM!!!!

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

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On Mar 14, 8:03 am, "Eisboch" wrote:

Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and
the
kids were in school.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our
statement,
one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull**** and wished I
had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever happened
again
to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not a gun) before
I
called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any questions.

A British friend told me about his break-in, about a year ago. Same
sort of losses, and the same sort of investigation. But his local
constable told him to shoot the burglar if he caught one! It seems
that many Britons have replaced their rifles with "pellet guns," and
that was the weapon the officer was talking about. The officer said
shoot the bad guy, then put a pellet in the ceiling, and then call
999.

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or so.


This is the way pirates were handled here in the good old days... maybe we
should bring it back.
http://beej.us/pirates/pirate_view.p...e=kiddeath.gif

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:27:00 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:15:47 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:15:41 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
om...
On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or
so.

My kind of solution. Although I would add that impalement would be a
much better choice.

You could impale them on a crucifix, open your own church, and become
rich
beyond your wildest dreams.

The one element about you which constantly fascinates me is your
fustian discourse on completely off-the-cuff commentary moving from
the land of the obviously absurd to the land of semi-relevance.

It's not enough to add to or merely let something pass; you have to
connect to a greater idea. It's almost as if your psyche has to prove
a point and thus reveal your view of the world for all to see.

"Tis a curiosity.

I'm simply pointing out that odd religious phenomenon are popular and
often
successful. Why....look! Here's one:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1

Game. Set. Match.

BLAM!!!!

The cynic never has to live with disappointment because being a
professional doubter has great appeal to that enlightened portion of
humanity like yourself which finds comfort in detesting the rest of
the species for whatever reason appeals to you.

The fact that you used an example from Christian symbology only shows
how perfect the above statement is.

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:27:00 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:15:47 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Tom Francis" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:15:41 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
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On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of
one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or
so.

My kind of solution. Although I would add that impalement would be a
much better choice.

You could impale them on a crucifix, open your own church, and become
rich
beyond your wildest dreams.

The one element about you which constantly fascinates me is your
fustian discourse on completely off-the-cuff commentary moving from
the land of the obviously absurd to the land of semi-relevance.

It's not enough to add to or merely let something pass; you have to
connect to a greater idea. It's almost as if your psyche has to prove
a point and thus reveal your view of the world for all to see.

"Tis a curiosity.

I'm simply pointing out that odd religious phenomenon are popular and
often
successful. Why....look! Here's one:

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1

Game. Set. Match.

BLAM!!!!

The cynic never has to live with disappointment because being a
professional doubter has great appeal to that enlightened portion of
humanity like yourself which finds comfort in detesting the rest of
the species for whatever reason appeals to you.

The fact that you used an example from Christian symbology only shows
how perfect the above statement is.


Detesting? I gave you a link to some nut who thinks he is Jesus Christ. As
far as other examples of briefly lived home brewed religions, there are
loads of examples, some of which end tragically.

Just because some people like religion and what it has done for them, this
doesn't mean that the other examples do not exist. If there are fish here
where I live, does it mean there are NO fish where you live, or are the two
things independent of one another?

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

Unless you're willing to kill the kid for stealing your car stereo,
you might be better off not shooting at him at all.

But if you do, drag his sorry ass back into the house and lay him up with a
weapon in hand.