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JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 03:58 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or even
having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.



What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or something?



Tim March 14th 07 04:48 PM

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Duke Nukem wrote:
Find an abandoned shed, nail his dick and balls to the floor, hand him
a dull knife and set the shed on fire.


In my county, about a hundred + years ago, they used to do that with
rapists.

Only theyd take the guilty out to a stump that had two nails driven
into it, but not all the wa. They'd strech the guy's bag out, and bend
the nails over and clamp it down, then give him a knife to get himself
loose. And if anyone tried to "rescue" him, there was somebody there
with a shotgun, to make sure that didn't happen.

My grandpa was born in 1886 and as a teenager witnessed this.

Rape was at an extreme minimum, then.


Don White March 14th 07 04:48 PM

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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or
even having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.



What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or
something?

Rifles & shotguns have to be stored under lock & key and the ammo must be
securly stored in a different area.
Handguns..... don't bother asking.



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 04:52 PM

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 
"Don White" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)

It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or
even having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.



What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or
something?

Rifles & shotguns have to be stored under lock & key and the ammo must be
securly stored in a different area.


Sounds like a good idea. That's how mine are stored. If the house is broken
into, I'd prefer that the guns not end up in the hands of criminals. Same
reason I never leave a gun in the car.

How "different" does the ammo storage place need to be? Different room?
Different hiding place in the same room?



Handguns..... don't bother asking.


I heard all legal handguns were launched into space on a Canadian weather
satellite, but that you can get yours any time you need it, although there
might be a waiting period.



Chuck Gould March 14th 07 05:35 PM

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On Mar 14, 9:48?am, "Don White" wrote:
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message

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"Don White" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or
even having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.


What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or
something?


Rifles & shotguns have to be stored under lock & key and the ammo must be
securly stored in a different area.
Handguns..... don't bother asking.- Hide quoted text -

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Unless you're willing to kill the kid for stealing your car stereo,
you might be better off not shooting at him at all. I think that's a
critical consideration any time you point a weapon at another person.
"Is whatever he or she is doing, or whatever I think he or she might
do, sufficient grounds for killing them?" If you can't answer "yes",
be glad your gun is locked in the closet.



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 05:37 PM

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"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Mar 14, 9:48?am, "Don White" wrote:
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message

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"Don White" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...


Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or
even having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns
are
so readily available just south of the border.


What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or
something?


Rifles & shotguns have to be stored under lock & key and the ammo must be
securly stored in a different area.
Handguns..... don't bother asking.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Unless you're willing to kill the kid for stealing your car stereo,
you might be better off not shooting at him at all. I think that's a
critical consideration any time you point a weapon at another person.
"Is whatever he or she is doing, or whatever I think he or she might
do, sufficient grounds for killing them?" If you can't answer "yes",
be glad your gun is locked in the closet.



If they're outside of your house, you're not really threatened anyway. So,
why bother shooting them? Imagine the paperwork.



UglyDan®©™ March 14th 07 08:57 PM

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(basskisser)wrote
Locked in a room for one hour with me.


I seriously doubt hurling obscenities at someone like that would have
much effect.
Then again being locked up in the same room with you for more than five
minutes would probably drive anyone crazy.
BTW, Hows it going with FSX? UD





JimH March 14th 07 09:23 PM

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a
real strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in
a zip lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.


Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and
the kids were in school.
They stole a TV, VCR/camera and some other misc. stuff.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our
statement, one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull****
and wished I had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever
happened again to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not
a gun) before I called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any
questions.

Eisboch


Bummer! Have you seen this?
http://webjunk.tv/archives/2007/02/n...ck_bumping.php

Just when you thought you were safe locking your doors. We have an alarm
system so we will not be changing our locks.



JimH March 14th 07 09:33 PM

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""UglyDan®©T"" wrote in message
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(basskisser)wrote
Locked in a room for one hour with me.


I seriously doubt hurling obscenities at someone like that would have
much effect.
Then again being locked up in the same room with you for more than five
minutes would probably drive anyone crazy.
BTW, Hows it going with FSX? UD





Dan, unless you like to read his posts for entertainment value it is best to
put him in your bozo-bin. He has never offered anything positive to this
NG.



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 09:35 PM

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 
"JimH" wrote in message
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""UglyDan®©T"" wrote in message
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(basskisser)wrote
Locked in a room for one hour with me.


I seriously doubt hurling obscenities at someone like that would have
much effect.
Then again being locked up in the same room with you for more than five
minutes would probably drive anyone crazy.
BTW, Hows it going with FSX? UD





Dan, unless you like to read his posts for entertainment value it is best
to put him in your bozo-bin. He has never offered anything positive to
this NG.



You, on the other hand, offer enlightenment at every turn. I can't tell you
how many times I've awakened in the wee hours of the morning, checked the
newsgroup, and been crushed when I didn't find new messages from you.

Asshole.




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