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JoeSpareBedroom March 15th 07 11:17 AM

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"RJSmithers" wrote in message
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Being a former design engineer for a security products supplier, I do
know about security systems. Bad dog is still the best!

Is "Bad Dog' a national franchise? ;)



Bill former adult. No understand put article before word change meaning of
word sometime. Bill clean cave now maybe come back later impersonate
president.



JoeSpareBedroom March 15th 07 11:17 AM

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"Jack Goff" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:25:14 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"JR North" wrote in message
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If it was a stock OEM unit, look for a Voyager in the 'hood w/ young
punks
living in the abode. Unit look familiar? Steal it back.
JR
who once had the drivers window smashed in his '83 Audi 5000S, so the
thief could steal the ashtray. (no kidding)


The radio was a replacement Pioneer unit bought for me by my son Christmas
2005. Original Mopar unit had just gone south that fall.


Joe will tell you that the Mopar unit died because it was made on the
same manufacturing equipment that everyone else uses, but "Mopar" sets
the equipment to use "looser" standards.



With regard to machined parts, that is actually the truth. But, having
nothing better to do today, you will now dispute it. Have fun.



RJSmithers March 15th 07 11:19 AM

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"RJSmithers" wrote in message
. ..


Being a former design engineer for a security products supplier, I do
know about security systems. Bad dog is still the best!

Is "Bad Dog' a national franchise? ;)



Bill former adult. No understand put article before word change meaning of
word sometime. Bill clean cave now maybe come back later impersonate
president.


My point exactly.


Eisboch March 15th 07 11:24 AM

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"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:34:50 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:36:50 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:

I am not going to divulge what we have for security in this house. I
wouldn't want to spoil the surprise.


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One of these?

http://www.dutchguard.com/p-rex.html

All you need is something to wake up Sam Adams.


Sam has a deep, throaty bark and growl that would be a little scary to
hear,
but if he got close to you he would lick you to death.

His new buddy though ... the silent type ... is a different story.
Very,
very protective, especially towards Mrs.E.

http://www.eisboch.com/Fudgechair.jpg



And that is? Can't quite figure it out.



Neither can we. He's a big son a gun though. Very friendly with me and
Mrs.E., but doesn't appreciate strangers. We didn't have him when you
were here.

Eisboch



D.Duck March 15th 07 11:33 AM

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On 14 Mar 2007 19:17:21 -0700, "Tim" wrote:


Jack Redington wrote:


He is Innocent, in the eyes of the law a court made that declaration.
Now did he do it, welllll.

Capt Jack R..


Innocent of "Murder?" YES! (according to the law)


Not guilty. Innocent isn't a legal concept as I understand it.

Guilty of "Wrongful death"? YES! (according to the law)


Different standard of proof between criminal and civil courts.

I'm still trying to figure that one out.


See above.


Classic jury nullification....plus what you said.



wingspan March 15th 07 11:43 AM

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On Mar 14, 7:43 am, "Don White" wrote:

That's something like what the young cop said to me. he said since my van
had a textured steering wheel it wouldn't likely yield worthwhile prints.
Guess we're too hooked on NCIS, CIS Miami etc.


Actually the texture of the steering wheel is not the biggest problem
with lifting prints. The cumulative layers of skin oil/acids that are
added by each person who drives the car make it virtually impossible
to distinguish new prints from old, because they all blend into a
blob. Same problem with doorknobs, handles, any surface that's handled
frequently. Unless, of course, you carefully clean all surfaces each
time you or anyone else touches them. Yeah, right.

Yes, we all tend to believe WAY too much of what we see on TV.


Tom Francis March 15th 07 11:48 AM

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On 15 Mar 2007 04:43:42 -0700, "wingspan"
wrote:

On Mar 14, 7:43 am, "Don White" wrote:

That's something like what the young cop said to me. he said since my van
had a textured steering wheel it wouldn't likely yield worthwhile prints.
Guess we're too hooked on NCIS, CIS Miami etc.


Actually the texture of the steering wheel is not the biggest problem
with lifting prints. The cumulative layers of skin oil/acids that are
added by each person who drives the car make it virtually impossible
to distinguish new prints from old, because they all blend into a
blob. Same problem with doorknobs, handles, any surface that's handled
frequently. Unless, of course, you carefully clean all surfaces each
time you or anyone else touches them. Yeah, right.

Yes, we all tend to believe WAY too much of what we see on TV.


Bloodhounds.

Tom Francis March 15th 07 11:52 AM

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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:24:02 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:34:50 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...

On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 17:36:50 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:

I am not going to divulge what we have for security in this house. I
wouldn't want to spoil the surprise.


===============================

One of these?

http://www.dutchguard.com/p-rex.html

All you need is something to wake up Sam Adams.


Sam has a deep, throaty bark and growl that would be a little scary to
hear,
but if he got close to you he would lick you to death.

His new buddy though ... the silent type ... is a different story.
Very,
very protective, especially towards Mrs.E.

http://www.eisboch.com/Fudgechair.jpg



And that is? Can't quite figure it out.


Neither can we. He's a big son a gun though. Very friendly with me and
Mrs.E., but doesn't appreciate strangers. We didn't have him when you
were here.


Well, he's got some Chow in him (ears), maybe a little German Shepard
(muzzle/coloration/tail)), a little Golden Retriever (based on color)
- plus whatever else stumbled in the back door along the way. Classic
Heinz.

Looks like he's got some serious 'tude. :)

Big guy - love big dogs.

[email protected] March 15th 07 02:06 PM

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On Mar 14, 8:03 am, "Eisboch" wrote:

Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and the
kids were in school.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our statement,
one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull**** and wished I
had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever happened again
to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not a gun) before I
called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any questions.


A British friend told me about his break-in, about a year ago. Same
sort of losses, and the same sort of investigation. But his local
constable told him to shoot the burglar if he caught one! It seems
that many Britons have replaced their rifles with "pellet guns," and
that was the weapon the officer was talking about. The officer said
shoot the bad guy, then put a pellet in the ceiling, and then call
999.

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or so.


Duke Nukem March 15th 07 03:02 PM

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On 15 Mar 2007 07:06:44 -0700, "
wrote:

One of the problems in my corner of reality is grafitti. The
consensus is that the only way to stop it is to smash the skull of one
of them and leave the vandal's body, holding the can of spray paint
and laying under the half-finished vandalism, to rot for a day or so.


My kind of solution. Although I would add that impalement would be a
much better choice.

And it would give the graffitti artists another target.


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