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Don White March 14th 07 01:19 AM

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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van not
where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came back
from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner with the
engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver window was
smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was ripped out, and
the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the police to show up.
He did his report and I drove the van directly to the closest Chrysler
dealership (walking distance). Still have collision/comprehensive on the
vehicle so I now have a rental while the van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.



Tim March 14th 07 02:19 AM

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On Mar 13, 8:19�pm, "Don White" wrote:
Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van not
where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came back
from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner with the
engine still running. *I went over and sure enough, the driver window was
smashed out with glass all over my seat. *The ignition was ripped out, and
the radio cd player gone. *Took almost an hour for the police to show up.
He did his report and I drove the van directly to the closest Chrysler
dealership (walking distance). *Still have collision/comprehensive on the
vehicle so I now have a rental while the van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


a thousand dollars in damages, and went half way around the block.

Well a couple weekeds ago some little locals decided to bust out the
windows on the back of my shop. 8 of them. about 800$ worth of (now)
plexiglass and labor. I'm also going to put industiral screening over
them. I hate to make the building look "Ghetto" but I don't know what
else to do.

Of course, If I caught one doing the damage, I'd be the one going to
jail.

The police just looked at the damage and shook their heads.


JimH March 14th 07 02:25 AM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...
Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


Sorry to hear about that Don.

Let's hope our "Karma" guys don't show up to rub it in.



Chuck Gould March 14th 07 05:01 AM

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On Mar 13, 7:25�pm, "JimH" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...

Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. *I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. *The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. *Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). *Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


Sorry to hear about that Don.

Let's hope our "Karma" guys don't show up to rub it in.


Absolutely. We certainly don't need any crappy personal remarks, do
we? :-)


Calif Bill March 14th 07 05:27 AM

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"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Mar 13, 7:25?pm, "JimH" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...

Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the
tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


Sorry to hear about that Don.

Let's hope our "Karma" guys don't show up to rub it in.


Absolutely. We certainly don't need any crappy personal remarks, do
we? :-)


Damn, crime in pair-a-dice.



Short Wave Sportfishing March 14th 07 10:25 AM

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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:19:02 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:

Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van not
where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came back
from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner with the
engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver window was
smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was ripped out, and
the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the police to show up.
He did his report and I drove the van directly to the closest Chrysler
dealership (walking distance). Still have collision/comprehensive on the
vehicle so I now have a rental while the van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


It's really your fault for leaving the car in such a position where it
could be stolen and vandalised. It's your fault that you had a nice
car radio that could be stolen and probably sold or traded for drugs.

You have to take responsibility for your actions and have yourself
immediately arrested for putting your car in that position such that
it would corrupt the youth of your city causing them to break and
enter, vandalise and steal private property robbing them of their
youth leading them down the path of emotional and physical destruction
as they most likely shoot up with heroin or smoke crack.

Shame on you Don - shame.

JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 11:47 AM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...
Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.



Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a real
strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in a zip
lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 11:48 AM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...
Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.



Would this be legal in your province? I know you've got water....

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/



Eisboch March 14th 07 12:03 PM

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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...


Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a
real strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in a
zip lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.


Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and the
kids were in school.
They stole a TV, VCR/camera and some other misc. stuff.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our statement,
one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull**** and wished I
had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever happened again
to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not a gun) before I
called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any questions.

Eisboch



Eisboch March 14th 07 12:08 PM

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Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on the
search for him.

Eisboch



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 12:09 PM

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...


Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a
real strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in
a zip lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.


Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and
the kids were in school.
They stole a TV, VCR/camera and some other misc. stuff.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our
statement, one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull****
and wished I had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever
happened again to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not
a gun) before I called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any
questions.

Eisboch



Not a gun? Hmm.

At least yours dusted the house. When my car was vandalized right in my
driveway, I showed the cop a part of the radio mounting kit which could only
be removed by grabbing it in a way that guaranteed good contact for
fingerprints. He said "Wouldn't be much point in checking for prints unless
the thief had a prior arrest". And.....?



Tim March 14th 07 12:10 PM

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Would this be legal in your province? I know you've got water....

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/


that's an all time favorite....



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 12:13 PM

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
. ..

Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the search for him.

Eisboch



My opinion may not be valid, because my neighbors are all deaf, I have ammo,
my house is 45 seconds from a body of water, there are no street lights or
homes down by the water, and the cops never come unless you call them 3
times and tell them your house is being eaten by Godzilla. My ideas probably
wouldn't be applicable to city residents.



basskisser March 14th 07 12:34 PM

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On Mar 13, 10:25 pm, "JimH" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...

Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


Sorry to hear about that Don.

Let's hope our "Karma" guys don't show up to rub it in.


You just HAVE to be an asshole, don't you Dennis?


RJSmithers March 14th 07 12:34 PM

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Eisboch wrote:
Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on the
search for him.

Eisboch



Richard,
I think they should hang him by the balls, and let all the elder in NYC
hit him with a baseball bat, sort of like a human pinata.


basskisser March 14th 07 12:37 PM

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On Mar 14, 8:08 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on the
search for him.

Eisboch


Locked in a room for one hour with me.


Duke Nukem March 14th 07 12:42 PM

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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:08:05 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on the
search for him.


Find an abandoned shed, nail his dick and balls to the floor, hand him
a dull knife and set the shed on fire.

JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 12:49 PM

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"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:08:05 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the
search for him.


Find an abandoned shed, nail his dick and balls to the floor, hand him
a dull knife and set the shed on fire.



:-) You have a future in B movies!



Don White March 14th 07 01:37 PM

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
. ..

Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the search for him.

Eisboch


We still have 'stocks' down at Historic Properties. That might be a nice
place for the old lady basher to pass a couple days & nights.
http://www.boldts.net/album/NS.Halif...operties.shtml



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 01:40 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Eisboch" wrote in message
. ..

Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the search for him.

Eisboch


We still have 'stocks' down at Historic Properties. That might be a nice
place for the old lady basher to pass a couple days & nights.
http://www.boldts.net/album/NS.Halif...operties.shtml



Nice! You have a way of handling children of all ages who misbehave in
restaurants! Do the stocks get used often?



Don White March 14th 07 01:43 PM

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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...

At least yours dusted the house. When my car was vandalized right in my
driveway, I showed the cop a part of the radio mounting kit which could
only be removed by grabbing it in a way that guaranteed good contact for
fingerprints. He said "Wouldn't be much point in checking for prints
unless the thief had a prior arrest". And.....?

That's something like what the young cop said to me. he said since my van
had a textured steering wheel it wouldn't likely yield worthwhile prints.
Guess we're too hooked on NCIS, CIS Miami etc.
Cop said he could get the Ident Unit up, but I remembered a newspaper story
of them taking 3 or 4 days to show up for a house break-in.
We have a little drug gang style war going on.. with shootings, arson, the
odd killing etc.



Don White March 14th 07 01:47 PM

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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote Would this be legal in
your province? I know you've got water....

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/

I wish.....
the rule of thumb here is, the criminal's rights are paramount. They are
poor under priviliged youths who just need a gentle guiding/helping hand.



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 01:47 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...

At least yours dusted the house. When my car was vandalized right in my
driveway, I showed the cop a part of the radio mounting kit which could
only be removed by grabbing it in a way that guaranteed good contact for
fingerprints. He said "Wouldn't be much point in checking for prints
unless the thief had a prior arrest". And.....?


That's something like what the young cop said to me. he said since my van
had a textured steering wheel it wouldn't likely yield worthwhile prints.
Guess we're too hooked on NCIS, CIS Miami etc.
Cop said he could get the Ident Unit up, but I remembered a newspaper
story of them taking 3 or 4 days to show up for a house break-in.
We have a little drug gang style war going on.. with shootings, arson, the
odd killing etc.


Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 01:52 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote Would this be legal in
your province? I know you've got water....

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/



I wish.....
the rule of thumb here is, the criminal's rights are paramount. They are
poor under priviliged youths who just need a gentle guiding/helping hand.



Yeah. Try giving them a guiding hand. Have a lawyer ready.

One Halloween, when I was probably 10 or 11, my dad opened the front door
and found two kids with their arms all wound up, ready to throw eggs INTO
the house. He moved faster than I've ever seen him move, grabbed them both,
slammed them face down onto the porch, got their phone numbers (which they
were pleased to provide), and had my mother call their parents. This
would've been 1965-ish, maybe. Plenty of apologies from the parents, and not
a word about the bleeding cuts on the kids' faces. Not a peep.

Try that now. Ha.



Don White March 14th 07 02:11 PM

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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...
"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Eisboch" wrote in message
. ..

Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment
for the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek
bone and robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the search for him.

Eisboch


We still have 'stocks' down at Historic Properties. That might be a nice
place for the old lady basher to pass a couple days & nights.
http://www.boldts.net/album/NS.Halif...operties.shtml



Nice! You have a way of handling children of all ages who misbehave in
restaurants! Do the stocks get used often?


Not anymore... since the Brits took their Imperial Army and left in 1906
dicipline has gone to s*it!



Don White March 14th 07 02:14 PM

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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...

Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or even
having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are so
readily available just south of the border.





Duke Nukem March 14th 07 02:41 PM

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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:47:09 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote Would this be legal in
your province? I know you've got water....

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/

I wish.....
the rule of thumb here is, the criminal's rights are paramount. They are
poor under priviliged youths who just need a gentle guiding/helping hand.


Told you it was your fault. :)

Duke Nukem March 14th 07 02:43 PM

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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:49:49 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:08:05 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the
search for him.


Find an abandoned shed, nail his dick and balls to the floor, hand him
a dull knife and set the shed on fire.


:-) You have a future in B movies!


I was thinking more along the lines of Creative Excutioner.

Duke Nukem March 14th 07 02:44 PM

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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:14:23 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...

Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or even
having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are so
readily available just south of the border.


I would be willing to bet you that guns are just as readily available
in Canadanandanada as in the US.

RCE March 14th 07 02:59 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...

Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or even
having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.





Put up a fence.

Eisboch



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 03:58 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...

Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or even
having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.



What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or something?



Tim March 14th 07 04:48 PM

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Duke Nukem wrote:
Find an abandoned shed, nail his dick and balls to the floor, hand him
a dull knife and set the shed on fire.


In my county, about a hundred + years ago, they used to do that with
rapists.

Only theyd take the guilty out to a stump that had two nails driven
into it, but not all the wa. They'd strech the guy's bag out, and bend
the nails over and clamp it down, then give him a knife to get himself
loose. And if anyone tried to "rescue" him, there was somebody there
with a shotgun, to make sure that didn't happen.

My grandpa was born in 1886 and as a teenager witnessed this.

Rape was at an extreme minimum, then.


Don White March 14th 07 04:48 PM

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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...
"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...

Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or
even having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.



What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or
something?

Rifles & shotguns have to be stored under lock & key and the ammo must be
securly stored in a different area.
Handguns..... don't bother asking.



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 04:52 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...
"Don White" wrote in message
...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...

Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)

It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or
even having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.



What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or
something?

Rifles & shotguns have to be stored under lock & key and the ammo must be
securly stored in a different area.


Sounds like a good idea. That's how mine are stored. If the house is broken
into, I'd prefer that the guns not end up in the hands of criminals. Same
reason I never leave a gun in the car.

How "different" does the ammo storage place need to be? Different room?
Different hiding place in the same room?



Handguns..... don't bother asking.


I heard all legal handguns were launched into space on a Canadian weather
satellite, but that you can get yours any time you need it, although there
might be a waiting period.



Chuck Gould March 14th 07 05:35 PM

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On Mar 14, 9:48?am, "Don White" wrote:
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message

...



"Don White" wrote in message
...


"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...


Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or
even having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns are
so readily available just south of the border.


What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or
something?


Rifles & shotguns have to be stored under lock & key and the ammo must be
securly stored in a different area.
Handguns..... don't bother asking.- Hide quoted text -

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Unless you're willing to kill the kid for stealing your car stereo,
you might be better off not shooting at him at all. I think that's a
critical consideration any time you point a weapon at another person.
"Is whatever he or she is doing, or whatever I think he or she might
do, sufficient grounds for killing them?" If you can't answer "yes",
be glad your gun is locked in the closet.



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 05:37 PM

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Mar 14, 9:48?am, "Don White" wrote:
"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message

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"Don White" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Ah....your draconian gun control measures have been a big help. :-)


It keeps honest sensible citizens like me from owning a hand gun.. or
even having quick access to my shotgun or 22 cal rifle.
Doesn't seem to affect the criminal element at all.... not when guns
are
so readily available just south of the border.


What's the new deal? Do you have to store them at a gun range or
something?


Rifles & shotguns have to be stored under lock & key and the ammo must be
securly stored in a different area.
Handguns..... don't bother asking.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Unless you're willing to kill the kid for stealing your car stereo,
you might be better off not shooting at him at all. I think that's a
critical consideration any time you point a weapon at another person.
"Is whatever he or she is doing, or whatever I think he or she might
do, sufficient grounds for killing them?" If you can't answer "yes",
be glad your gun is locked in the closet.



If they're outside of your house, you're not really threatened anyway. So,
why bother shooting them? Imagine the paperwork.



UglyDan®©™ March 14th 07 08:57 PM

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

(basskisser)wrote
Locked in a room for one hour with me.


I seriously doubt hurling obscenities at someone like that would have
much effect.
Then again being locked up in the same room with you for more than five
minutes would probably drive anyone crazy.
BTW, Hows it going with FSX? UD





JimH March 14th 07 09:23 PM

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a
real strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in
a zip lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.


Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and
the kids were in school.
They stole a TV, VCR/camera and some other misc. stuff.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our
statement, one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull****
and wished I had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever
happened again to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not
a gun) before I called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any
questions.

Eisboch


Bummer! Have you seen this?
http://webjunk.tv/archives/2007/02/n...ck_bumping.php

Just when you thought you were safe locking your doors. We have an alarm
system so we will not be changing our locks.



JimH March 14th 07 09:33 PM

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 

""UglyDan®©T"" wrote in message
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(basskisser)wrote
Locked in a room for one hour with me.


I seriously doubt hurling obscenities at someone like that would have
much effect.
Then again being locked up in the same room with you for more than five
minutes would probably drive anyone crazy.
BTW, Hows it going with FSX? UD





Dan, unless you like to read his posts for entertainment value it is best to
put him in your bozo-bin. He has never offered anything positive to this
NG.



JoeSpareBedroom March 14th 07 09:35 PM

Miserable %^$&%^ punks!
 
"JimH" wrote in message
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""UglyDan®©T"" wrote in message
...

(basskisser)wrote
Locked in a room for one hour with me.


I seriously doubt hurling obscenities at someone like that would have
much effect.
Then again being locked up in the same room with you for more than five
minutes would probably drive anyone crazy.
BTW, Hows it going with FSX? UD





Dan, unless you like to read his posts for entertainment value it is best
to put him in your bozo-bin. He has never offered anything positive to
this NG.



You, on the other hand, offer enlightenment at every turn. I can't tell you
how many times I've awakened in the wee hours of the morning, checked the
newsgroup, and been crushed when I didn't find new messages from you.

Asshole.




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