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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a
real strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in
a zip lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.


Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and
the kids were in school.
They stole a TV, VCR/camera and some other misc. stuff.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our
statement, one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull****
and wished I had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever
happened again to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not
a gun) before I called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any
questions.

Eisboch


Not a gun? Hmm.

At least yours dusted the house. When my car was vandalized right in my
driveway, I showed the cop a part of the radio mounting kit which could only
be removed by grabbing it in a way that guaranteed good contact for
fingerprints. He said "Wouldn't be much point in checking for prints unless
the thief had a prior arrest". And.....?

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Would this be legal in your province? I know you've got water....

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/

that's an all time favorite....

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the search for him.

Eisboch


My opinion may not be valid, because my neighbors are all deaf, I have ammo,
my house is 45 seconds from a body of water, there are no street lights or
homes down by the water, and the cops never come unless you call them 3
times and tell them your house is being eaten by Godzilla. My ideas probably
wouldn't be applicable to city residents.

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On Mar 13, 10:25 pm, "JimH" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.

Sorry to hear about that Don.

Let's hope our "Karma" guys don't show up to rub it in.

You just HAVE to be an asshole, don't you Dennis?

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Eisboch wrote:
Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on the
search for him.

Eisboch



Richard,
I think they should hang him by the balls, and let all the elder in NYC
hit him with a baseball bat, sort of like a human pinata.

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On Mar 14, 8:08 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on the
search for him.

Eisboch

Locked in a room for one hour with me.

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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:08:05 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on the
search for him.

Find an abandoned shed, nail his dick and balls to the floor, hand him
a dull knife and set the shed on fire.

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"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:08:05 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the
search for him.

Find an abandoned shed, nail his dick and balls to the floor, hand him
a dull knife and set the shed on fire.


:-) You have a future in B movies!

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the search for him.

Eisboch

We still have 'stocks' down at Historic Properties. That might be a nice
place for the old lady basher to pass a couple days & nights.
http://www.boldts.net/album/NS.Halif...operties.shtml

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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on
the search for him.

Eisboch

We still have 'stocks' down at Historic Properties. That might be a nice
place for the old lady basher to pass a couple days & nights.
http://www.boldts.net/album/NS.Halif...operties.shtml


Nice! You have a way of handling children of all ages who misbehave in
restaurants! Do the stocks get used often?