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Don May 1st 04 03:14 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 00:00:37 -0400, "Don"
wrote:


"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...


Some years ago, a neighbor who had two dogs, a sheltie and a cocker
spaniel, lost the sheltie to another neighbor's German shepherd. The

two
little dogs were in their own yard, kept there by training and by an
"invisible" fence...one of those electronic fences.

About a month later, the shepherd came back for another visit, and
started going after the cocker spaniel. The spaniel owner came out

and
bashed in the skull of the shepherd with a shovel, and then dragged

the
carcass out to the middle of the road.

All's well that ends well.

I would've dragged the shepherd to the owner's home with the hope that

his
children were there to see it. But that's me. Sometimes I like more

drama
than other people.


Drama? You call that drama? Puss.
I would have dragged the dead animal over there, knocked on the door and
when the owner answered, I would have beat his ass into next week with

the
dead carcass.

I have absolutely no patience for someone that takes on the

responsibility
of another, and then abuses it.
An ex-neighbor had a cat named *Streudal*, a big champagne colored cat

that
they let run loose through the neighborhood. I liked Streudal, him and I

got
along fine, he would fequently spend the day in my home-office lounging
across the top of my Plotter in the sun.

One night while going to the convenience store I saw Streudal splattered

on
the highway. It tore me up, bad. I went home and got a shovel, I intended

to
bury Streudal off the side of the road. While driving back to get the

shovel
I came up with another idea, one that might make a difference. I scooped
Steudal up and put him in the back of my truck and drove home. I

re-scooped
Streudal out of my truck and rang the neighbors doorbell, interrupting

their
movie rental/pizza party, and when the dad answered the door I threw
Streudal on their foyer floor. Their two kids were mortified, the dad was
stunned, the wife was ready to faint. They moved about a month later. I

hope
I scared all of them for life, for seeing Streudal plattered on the road
scarred me. Payback is a whore.



And you're proud of this?

You did this to an animal that you actually LIKED?


Get a grip, asshole.
It was a dead body.
It was dead because of its owner.
Like YOU, the neighbor didn't care.
How did you get to be so stupid?




Don May 1st 04 03:15 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 14:06:43 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...


Some years ago, a neighbor who had two dogs, a sheltie and a cocker
spaniel, lost the sheltie to another neighbor's German shepherd. The

two
little dogs were in their own yard, kept there by training and by an
"invisible" fence...one of those electronic fences.

About a month later, the shepherd came back for another visit, and
started going after the cocker spaniel. The spaniel owner came out and
bashed in the skull of the shepherd with a shovel, and then dragged the
carcass out to the middle of the road.

All's well that ends well.


I would've dragged the shepherd to the owner's home with the hope that

his
children were there to see it. But that's me. Sometimes I like more drama
than other people.



You're just a bully.


You're an admitted coward. Deal with it.




John Smith May 1st 04 03:17 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
I think your neighbor's neighbor was one sick dude.


"Don" wrote in message
...

"Charles" wrote in message
...


Don wrote:

Drama? You call that drama? Puss.
I would have dragged the dead animal over there, knocked on the door

and
when the owner answered, I would have beat his ass into next week with

the
dead carcass.

I have absolutely no patience for someone that takes on the

responsibility
of another, and then abuses it.
An ex-neighbor had a cat named *Streudal*, a big champagne colored cat

that
they let run loose through the neighborhood. I liked Streudal, him and

I
got
along fine, he would fequently spend the day in my home-office

lounging
across the top of my Plotter in the sun.

One night while going to the convenience store I saw Streudal

splattered
on
the highway. It tore me up, bad. I went home and got a shovel, I

intended to
bury Streudal off the side of the road. While driving back to get the

shovel
I came up with another idea, one that might make a difference. I

scooped
Steudal up and put him in the back of my truck and drove home. I

re-scooped
Streudal out of my truck and rang the neighbors doorbell, interrupting

their
movie rental/pizza party, and when the dad answered the door I threw
Streudal on their foyer floor. Their two kids were mortified, the dad

was
stunned, the wife was ready to faint. They moved about a month later.

I
hope
I scared all of them for life, for seeing Streudal plattered on the

road
scarred me. Payback is a whore.


Another truly sick idiot.


What is your opinion of the neighbor?






Don May 1st 04 03:19 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"John Smith" wrote in message
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"Don" wrote in message
...
Hey Dave, our yard is contained by a 6' high estate fence so that YOUR

kids
won't get their ****ing necks rung while trying to drown in my pool. I
installed that fence as a favor to YOU, Dave, so that I won't have to go

dig
one of your eyeballs out and **** the socket because one of your
unsupervised miscreants tried to escape your sorry ass and die in my

pool.
LOL


You must be a wonderful neighbor.


Because I spend thousands of dollars to keep neighbor kids from drowning in
my pool?




Don May 1st 04 03:21 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Apr 2004 14:17:23 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

"Dave Hall" wrote in message
.. .

To paraphrase the bible, "vengeance is mine, says the lord". I've
often had bad things done to me in the past, by less than civilized
people, only to find out later that some even worse thing happened to
them. Coincidence? Maybe. But in any case, they got what they
deserved. What goes around, comes around. God's Revenge.


I knew this nonsense was lurking somewhere. It was just a matter of time
before you tipped your hand (again).


No wonder you are such a bitter angry man. You have no place for God
in your heart.


This boys delusions are unlimited.
One more reason that he and his family should be killed.




Don May 1st 04 03:24 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
"Dave Hall" wrote in message
...


I grow a garden for pleasure,


You don't sound like you are very happy if you constantly complain
about everyone who doesn't share your ideal view of what it means to
be a "good neighbor"


1) "everyone doesn't share", correctly defined: Neighbor says I have a

nice
garden. I offer to help them if they want to create one. They say "Nah...I
don't think I have as much patience as you do". We have a beer and I send
them home with some tomatoes.

2) "everyone doesn't share", INcorrectly defined: Neighbor is informed

that
their dog is damaging my garden. They do nothing to stop the problem.



Oh....and let me shut down your "build a fence" bull**** once and for

all.
During my last two years in my house, I added certain vegetables to the
front flower beds. Some vegetables are quite attractive alongside

flowers.
Our zoning laws prohibit building fences within a certain distance from

the
street. That leaves no options except to deal with the dogs in various

ways,
beginning with the legal system.


Then put your garden in a place which allows fences.

How long did it take you to look up that statute to use as yet another
excuse?


We put up a partial fence in the back so we didn't need to look at our
neighbor's rusty swing set a dirty underwear on the laundry line. Every
fence contractor we called explained the zoning law for our particular
location, in case we were thinking of taking the fence further toward the
front of the property.

Any more stupid questions?


Dave has no concept of what REAL neighbors are like.
There is no such thing in his trailer park.
Look at the context of his posts.
He steals, he lies, he disrespects others rights, he is a miscreant.
He has admitted all of these things, over and over.
Dave is to be pitied, then killed, like the vermin he has admitted to being.




Don May 1st 04 03:27 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"Dave Hall" wrote
Now you sound like a libertarian, placing property rights above
individual rights. And in many (and a growing number of) places you
CAN'T paint your house pink or put tacky lawn ornaments out.


Hey Dave, junk cars/boats and thousands of dog turds are NOT lawn ornaments,
no matter how many times your fat, pimply assed wife says they are. LOL




Don May 1st 04 04:57 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 

"John Smith" wrote in message
news:gKDkc.2023$TD4.190377@attbi_s01...

"Don" wrote in message
...


It means you may get gang raped and then killed, ****tard.


Don,
Tell us what you really think.


I would ask you that, but I already know that YOU don't think.
YOU react, to what you've seen on TEEVEE. LOL




Don May 1st 04 04:58 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
What was your opinion of the neighbor?

"John Smith" wrote in message
news:3NDkc.2033$TD4.192085@attbi_s01...
I think your neighbor's neighbor was one sick dude.


"Don" wrote in message
...

"Charles" wrote in message
...


Don wrote:

Drama? You call that drama? Puss.
I would have dragged the dead animal over there, knocked on the door

and
when the owner answered, I would have beat his ass into next week

with
the
dead carcass.

I have absolutely no patience for someone that takes on the

responsibility
of another, and then abuses it.
An ex-neighbor had a cat named *Streudal*, a big champagne colored

cat
that
they let run loose through the neighborhood. I liked Streudal, him

and
I
got
along fine, he would fequently spend the day in my home-office

lounging
across the top of my Plotter in the sun.

One night while going to the convenience store I saw Streudal

splattered
on
the highway. It tore me up, bad. I went home and got a shovel, I

intended to
bury Streudal off the side of the road. While driving back to get

the
shovel
I came up with another idea, one that might make a difference. I

scooped
Steudal up and put him in the back of my truck and drove home. I

re-scooped
Streudal out of my truck and rang the neighbors doorbell,

interrupting
their
movie rental/pizza party, and when the dad answered the door I threw
Streudal on their foyer floor. Their two kids were mortified, the

dad
was
stunned, the wife was ready to faint. They moved about a month

later.
I
hope
I scared all of them for life, for seeing Streudal plattered on the

road
scarred me. Payback is a whore.

Another truly sick idiot.


What is your opinion of the neighbor?









John Smith May 1st 04 06:57 AM

When would you board someone else's boat??
 
That he was a very smart person to move away.


"Don" wrote in message
...
What was your opinion of the neighbor?

"John Smith" wrote in message
news:3NDkc.2033$TD4.192085@attbi_s01...
I think your neighbor's neighbor was one sick dude.


"Don" wrote in message
...

"Charles" wrote in message
...


Don wrote:

Drama? You call that drama? Puss.
I would have dragged the dead animal over there, knocked on the

door
and
when the owner answered, I would have beat his ass into next week

with
the
dead carcass.

I have absolutely no patience for someone that takes on the
responsibility
of another, and then abuses it.
An ex-neighbor had a cat named *Streudal*, a big champagne colored

cat
that
they let run loose through the neighborhood. I liked Streudal, him

and
I
got
along fine, he would fequently spend the day in my home-office

lounging
across the top of my Plotter in the sun.

One night while going to the convenience store I saw Streudal

splattered
on
the highway. It tore me up, bad. I went home and got a shovel, I
intended to
bury Streudal off the side of the road. While driving back to get

the
shovel
I came up with another idea, one that might make a difference. I

scooped
Steudal up and put him in the back of my truck and drove home. I
re-scooped
Streudal out of my truck and rang the neighbors doorbell,

interrupting
their
movie rental/pizza party, and when the dad answered the door I

threw
Streudal on their foyer floor. Their two kids were mortified, the

dad
was
stunned, the wife was ready to faint. They moved about a month

later.
I
hope
I scared all of them for life, for seeing Streudal plattered on

the
road
scarred me. Payback is a whore.

Another truly sick idiot.

What is your opinion of the neighbor?












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