On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:42:55 GMT, wrote:

New York -- Singer Britney Spears was found hanged in her kitchen.

Whoops - she did it again.

She did not hang herself. According to CNN she died in a car accident.
Singer Britney Spears Killed in Car Accident


LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A car accident Saturday evening has cost the
life of Britney Spears, teen pop music sensation, and has placed fellow
passenger and musician Justin Timberlake in critical condition at Los
Angeles County Hospital.

Spears and Timberlake were driving through the Los Angeles area late
Saturday as both enjoyed a brief moment away from their busy touring and
recording schedules when, according to eyewitness reports, their car, a
rented Porsche 911, veered suddenly across six lanes of traffic and into a
concrete barrier.

Motorists at the scene reported that Spears was ejected from the vehicle at
impact and flew into opposing traffic, where she was caught under the wheels
of at least one other vehicle before traffic could stop. Timberlake remained
safely in the damaged vehicle.

"It was horrible, absolutely horrible," said one witness to the scene, "she
was thrown around on the road like a rag doll. We stopped and ran to help
but it was obvious there was nothing we could do."

Authorities pronounced Spears dead at the scene, while Timberlake was rushed
to emergency surgery to treat internal bleeding.

The cause of the accident is still officially unknown, but witnesses on the
scene have told CNN that Timberlake, who was behind the wheel of the
vehicle, may have been under the influence of controlled substances, and
that Spears may have been engaged in activities that may have distracted him
from the road.

"It's too early to say at this point what may have caused the accident,"
said an officer at the scene, "it appears that the driver lost control of
the vehicle suddenly, but we're still determining why that happened."

http://cnnbritney.notlong.com


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:42:55 GMT, wrote:

New York -- Singer Britney Spears was found hanged in her kitchen.

Whoops - she did it again.

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:42:55 GMT, wrote:

New York -- Singer Britney Spears was found hanged in her kitchen.

Whoops - she did it again.

I bet it leaves a mark this time.

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 19:36:40 -0400, Jeff wrote:

Bill Sornson wrote:
wrote:


Q. What's worse that a virus-spreading, spamming POS?

A. A /really stupid/ virus-spreading, spamming POS.


Even worse are the idiots that repost the original even though most
news servers have already killed it.

Yes, but if it DID happen? :)

Later,

Tom

On Thu, 21 Apr 2005 05:50:22 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:42:55 GMT, wrote:

New York -- Singer Britney Spears was found hanged in her kitchen.

Whoops - she did it again.

Reputable Links? Or are you gullible?

Um....you do realize that this spoof has happened more than once don't
you? This makes about the fourth or fifth time if memory serves me -
at least on newsgroups I have hung out on over the years.

The bigger question is why you couldn't see the humor of using a
Spears song to inject a little humor to the spam.

That's sad dude, sad.

Later,

Tom

On Thu, 21 Apr 2005 09:27:04 -0400, "Harry.Krause"
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 21 Apr 2005 05:50:22 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
wrote:


On Wed, 20 Apr 2005, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:42:55 GMT, wrote:


New York -- Singer Britney Spears was found hanged in her kitchen.

Whoops - she did it again.

Reputable Links? Or are you gullible?


Um....you do realize that this spoof has happened more than once don't
you? This makes about the fourth or fifth time if memory serves me -
at least on newsgroups I have hung out on over the years.

The bigger question is why you couldn't see the humor of using a
Spears song to inject a little humor to the spam.

That's sad dude, sad.

I got a call from Britney last night. She was crying, and said you
wouldn't confess to being the daddy of her expected baby.

Shame on you.

Well, that would be quite a magic trick for me to be the father - one
might say a miracle in fact.

A miracle on the scale of climbing Mt. Everest in nothing more than a
Speedo.

Later,

Tom

Harry.Krause wrote:


I got a call from Britney last night. She was crying, and said you
wouldn't confess to being the daddy of her expected baby.

Shame on you.


I'll accept responsibility if she'll come visit occasionally.

On Thu, 21 Apr 2005 11:28:26 -0400, "Harry.Krause"
wrote:

Don White wrote:
Harry.Krause wrote:


I got a call from Britney last night. She was crying, and said you
wouldn't confess to being the daddy of her expected baby.

Shame on you.

I'll accept responsibility if she'll come visit occasionally.

Take a number.

Here - have mine.

Later,

Tom

On 21 Apr 2005 23:10:05 -0000, er
(I am not a spears fan) wrote:

On Thu, 21 Apr 2005, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Thu, 21 Apr 2005 05:50:22 +0200 (CEST), George Orwell
wrote:

On Wed, 20 Apr 2005, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:42:55 GMT, wrote:

New York -- Singer Britney Spears was found hanged in her kitchen.

Whoops - she did it again.

Reputable Links? Or are you gullible?

Um....you do realize that this spoof has happened more than once don't
you? This makes about the fourth or fifth time if memory serves me -
at least on newsgroups I have hung out on over the years.

The bigger question is why you couldn't see the humor of using a
Spears song to inject a little humor to the spam.

That's sad dude, sad.

Sorry, in the groups I regularly hang out in, the posts are always On
Topic. Wrecked.boats differs. Seems the other groups have more intelligent
and considerate posters.

Just for fun, name the groups that are considerate, have more
intelligent posters and are always on topic that you participate in
on a regular basis.

I'd really like to know.

Later,

Tom

Seems nobody but a few have the courage to reveal themselves


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