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just for you guys
I just got this from my auntie...
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Just when you thought perfection couldn't be improved upon. A little augmentation along with the Itit would improve your image substantially. Make sure they include properly perportioned tuning knobs. |
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. -- Nom=de=Plume Too funny, thanks. |
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#4
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"mmc" wrote in message
g.com... "nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. -- Nom=de=Plume Too funny, thanks. You're welcome. My auntie is a hoot. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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#5
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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:23:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. As played out on a Saturday Night Live skit years ago, adaptation will dictate that women's eyes will migrate to the breasts since that's where men look most often. Question is, will there be a duplicate set on the butt!? |
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#6
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nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Lame. Rob |
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#7
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"Rob" wrote in message
... nom=de=plume wrote: I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Lame. Rob Have you considered a brace? -- Nom=de=Plume |
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#8
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:33:05 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: "Rob" wrote in message m... nom=de=plume wrote: I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Lame. Rob Have you considered a brace? He was referring to his brain. |
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#9
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"jps" wrote in message
... On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:33:05 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "Rob" wrote in message om... nom=de=plume wrote: I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Lame. Rob Have you considered a brace? He was referring to his brain. Maybe he needs to splice the main brace? (Just looked it up...) -- Nom=de=Plume |
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#10
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... On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:23:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: I just got this from my auntie... Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. You really have to get your head right between the speakers to get the proper stereo effect. Personally I am not a huge fan of the little Bose speakers either. I want those big honking 70's style speakers. I knew one of you could go the distance... lol -- Nom=de=Plume |
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