On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:33:05 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"Rob" wrote in message
m...
nom=de=plume wrote:
I just got this from my auntie...

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store
and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup
and
speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because
women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not
listening
to them.


Lame.

Rob


Have you considered a brace?

He was referring to his brain.